Husband Insult Jokes
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An arab man slapped his wife, and she was insulted.
She went to her father and told him, "An eye for an eye. My husband has slapped me, and you must avenge me"
So her father asked, "On which cheek did did he slap you?"
"He slapped my left cheek."
So the father s**... his daughter on the right and said, "Be happy, I have avenged you. You can tell your husband that he has slapped my daughter, but I have slapped his wife"
*Joke borrowed from Les Miserables, written in 1862.*
A husband came home to his wife in tears.
I've been insulted, she sobbed. Your mother insulted me.
My mother! he exclaimed. But she lives in a different city.
I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.
He looked stern, I see, but where does the insult come in?
In the postscript, she answered.
It said: 'Dear Alice, don't forget to give this letter to George'.
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What does a c**... and a husband have in common? They both got used and thrown out.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
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