hurricanes Jokes

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Women are like Hurricanes

They come into your life wild and free and then leave with the PATIO FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH

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Women are like hurricanes...

They enter your life wet and wild, and they leave with your lawn furniture THAT WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH, YOU BITCH.

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Women are like hurricanes.

They come into your life wet and wild and then leave wiTH THE FURNITURE WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SUSAN YOU BITCH

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Why are hurricanes named with female names?

Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them.

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Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.

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Why are most hurricanes named after women?

When they come in, it's exciting and wet, but after they leave, half your shit's gone.

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We need to start giving hurricanes Arab names

Nobody is going to leave for Irma but if Muhammad was coming the whole country would evacuate

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why are women like hurricanes?

When they come they're wild and wet but when they leave, they take your house and car with them.

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Why were hurricanes and tropical storms originally always given women's names?

Because when they first come along it's all wet and wild with lots of suckin and blowin, but by the time it's over and they leave - your house is gone, your boat's gone, your truck's gone...

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How are Women and Hurricanes Similar?

They both come in hot and wet and **TAKE THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER, SARAH YOU BITCH!**

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We should just name hurricanes after politicians.

That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.

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Why are hurricanes always named after women?

Because the are wet and wild when they come, and they take house and car when they leave

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Why are Hurricanes normally named after females?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car.

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How to take a hurricane seriously

If the US wants to take hurricanes seriously they need to give them Muslim names. We got Irma and people don't care. But when the weatherman starts saying Abdullah is coming at Florida as a category 5, the whole country would evacuate.

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What do women and hurricanes have in common?

When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car

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Hurricanes Are Like Women

When they come they're wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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What do hurricanes and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded...

I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

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Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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How are women and hurricanes alike?

The both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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Hurricanes are like women...

...they all start with a lot of blowing and sucking and in the end you lose your house.

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Anybody a fan of college football?

I heard the Miami Hurricanes are looking strong this year.

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Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy, or James?

Name that shit Hurricane Death Mega-Fuck 3000 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they ought to.

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No way Jose! Another? I can Harvey believe it. Irma find somewhere safer to live.

The local chicken shack changed its name in honor of the occasion. They're now Raisin HurriCanes.

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Wives are also like hurricanes...

When they come they're wet and wild, when they leave they take your house and your car.

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Children in florida during the hurricanes,

They all got free swimming lessons in the comfort of their home.

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My wife called me when I was out of town and told be about the 13 inches she got from Harvey last night.

I didn't know hurricanes could reach North Dakota...

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They should name hurricanes after black people:

It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood.

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What do marriage and hurricanes have in common?

They both start with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your fucking house!

thanks @Canadianmomma

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God was creating the countries when it became Brazil's turn

God: This land will be a land filled with natural resources, the women will be beautiful, there will be no hurricanes or tornados, they will also have a lot of forests.

The angels were thinking this was a little too much and asked God, Isn't this a little too good?

God calmly answered: Wait for their politicians

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Why are hurricanes normally named after women?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them

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You know why hurricanes are named after women names?

Because they take away your car, your house and everything you got...

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That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we've been having so many hurricanes

Because when IT reigns, it pours.

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