The Best 53 Hurricanes Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Hurricanes Jokes and Puns

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Why are hurricanes named after women's?

Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car.

Why were hurricanes and tropical storms originally always given women's names?

Because when they first come along it's all wet and wild with lots of suckin and blowin, but by the time it's over and they leave - your house is gone, your boat's gone, your truck's gone...

They should name hurricanes after black people:

It only takes one to ruin the neighborhood.

Hurricanes are like women...

...they all start with a lot of blowing and sucking and in the end you lose your house.

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Mc'Donalds in hurricanes

No wonder McDonalds places are still open during hurricane sandy. None off their customers can blow away anyways


What do women and hurricanes have in common?

When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car

Why do hurricanes have girl names?

First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

Hurricanes joke, Why do hurricanes have girl names?

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Wives are like hurricanes

They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything

Gamers are like hurricanes

The bigger they get, the saltier they are.

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We should just name hurricanes after politicians.

That way we wouldn't have to worry about them actually coming through with anything.

Why do hurricanes always have female names?

At first they are wet and wild, but then they take away your car and your house.

Ever wondered why hurricanes have female names?

because they take your house and car away.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Why are hurricanes named with female names?

Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them.

Hurricanes joke, Why are hurricanes named with female names?

Ex-wives are like hurricanes.

They're wet and wild when they arrive, and they take your house when they leave.

i told my friend i thought hurricanes were once named after women cause they are fierce like women

he corrected me and said "no, its because they come wet and wild and end up taking your house"

Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy?

Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.


On vacation I got sad and started drinking 40's.

You might say my tropical depression turned into a case of hurricanes.

My wife called me when I was out of town and told be about the 13 inches she got from Harvey last night.

I didn't know hurricanes could reach North Dakota...

Naming hurricanes after women makes the most sense.

They start off wet but when they leave they take your house and car with them.

Why are most hurricanes named after women?

When they come in, it's exciting and wet, but after they leave, half your shit's gone.

You know why hurricanes are named after women names?

Because they take away your car, your house and everything you got...

Hurricanes Are Like Women

When they come they're wet and wild, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Fidget spinners were a warning

For all these hurricanes!

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No way Jose! Another? I can Harvey believe it. Irma find somewhere safer to live.

The local chicken shack changed its name in honor of the occasion. They're now Raisin HurriCanes.

You can really say that these hurricanes are a sign of

Irmageddon

Hurricanes 🌀...

When is all this hurricane talk going to blow over?


Why do hurricanes have female names?

Because if they had male names, they'd be himmicanes.*

*This joke only good before 1979

What's Miami's biggest issue?

The canes, caine and hurricanes

How to take a hurricane seriously

If the US wants to take hurricanes seriously they need to give them Muslim names. We got Irma and people don't care. But when the weatherman starts saying Abdullah is coming at Florida as a category 5, the whole country would evacuate.

Anybody a fan of college football?

I heard the Miami Hurricanes are looking strong this year.

America sure is having some bad luck with the recent hurricanes.

As if it's built on an ancient Indian burial ground.


We need to start giving hurricanes Arab names

Nobody is going to leave for Irma but if Muhammad was coming the whole country would evacuate

That clown movie topping the box office is the real reason why we've been having so many hurricanes

Because when IT reigns, it pours.

What do hurricanes and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

God was creating the countries when it became Brazil's turn

God: This land will be a land filled with natural resources, the women will be beautiful, there will be no hurricanes or tornados, they will also have a lot of forests.

The angels were thinking this was a little too much and asked God, Isn't this a little too good?

God calmly answered: Wait for their politicians

Children in florida during the hurricanes,

They all got free swimming lessons in the comfort of their home.

Why hurricanes names are all women names?

Because like women they arrive impetuos and suddenly then they leave you without your house and your car.

Why are women similar to hurricanes?

At first they make you wet, then the destroy your life and then take your house and car.

Marriage has a lot in common with hurricanes

It's starts out with a good blow, but when it's over your house and car are gone.

In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded...

I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes...

The bartender says that'll be $20.20

A guy walks into a bar and orders a Corona and bottomless hurricanes...

Bartender says "That'll be about $20.20"

Two couples walk into a bar

Two couples walk into a bar

They order a Corona, two Hurricanes and a fireball.

The bartender tells them "Okay, that will be 20.20."

A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar

They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.

The bartender says "that'll be 2020"

Wifes are like hurricanes

When they come they're warm and wet and when they go they take your house with them

Man walks into a bar

Orders a corona and 2 hurricanes.

Bartender says, that'll be $20.20

Why are most hurricanes named after a woman?

When they come, they come wet and wild. When they leave they take your house and your car!

I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes..

It's only a draft at the moment.

Hurricanes are a lot like marriage

First there's a lot of blowing. Then your house is gone.

In America, great big massive storms are called Hurricanes

In India they're called Cyclones

In Japan they're called Typhoons

In Britain they're called Wednesdays

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