Hurricane Sandy Jokes

19 hurricane sandy jokes and hilarious hurricane sandy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hurricane sandy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Hurricane Sandy Short Jokes

Short hurricane sandy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hurricane sandy humour may include short hurricane harvey jokes also.

  1. Why do hurricanes get lousy names, like Sandy? Name that thing hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating like they need to.
  2. What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
  3. HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of Hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately.
  4. Have you heard of the new drink that they're calling the Hurricane Sandy?... Yeah.. apparently it's just a watered down Manhattan.
  5. Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago? They made a mixed drink after it It's pretty much a watered down manhattan
  6. Hurricane Sandy I asked my bartender for a Hurricane Sandy. She looked confused and asked, "What is that?"
    I replied, "A watered down Manhattan."
  7. So bartenders are starting to make a drink called the "Hurricane Sandy"... Essentially, it's a just a watered-down Manhattan.
  8. Snooki's kind of like Hurricane Sandy... She's large, slow-moving, an has blown just about everyone in the Jersey Shore.
  9. Mc'Donalds in hurricanes No wonder McDonalds places are still open during hurricane sandy. None off their customers can blow away anyways
  10. Have you tried that new cocktail called Hurricane Sandy? It's just a watered down Manhattan.

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Hurricane Sandy One Liners

Which hurricane sandy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hurricane sandy? I can suggest the ones about hurricane and hurricane irma.

  1. They made a mixed drink after Hurricane Sandy It's pretty much a watered down Manhattan
  2. New mixed drink: Hurricane Sandy Don't buy it. It's just a watered down Manhattan.
  3. So Hurricane Sandy is approaching. better stock up on Sandy-bags.

Happy Hurricane Sandy Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about hurricane sandy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sandy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hurricane sandy pranks.

The hurricane Sandy.

A guy goes to a bar and looks at the drink menu to see if he can try a new cocktail that he never had before. He noticed there is a drink on the menu named "Hurricane Sandy." The guy never heard of it before so he asks the bartender what is it. The bartender replied "It's a watered down Manhattan."

A new drink [n**...?]

Some bars are serving this new drink called the "Hurricane Sandy". It's nothing special, really. It's just a watered down Manhattan.

My roommate went down to the Hudson River, to see Hurricane Sandy this morning.

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