Hurricane Harvey Jokes

Funniest Hurricane Harvey Short Jokes

Short hurricane harvey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hurricane harvey humour may include short hurricane sandy jokes also.

1. Is it too soon to say a Hurricane Harvey joke Or should I just wait for everything to blow over?
2. My wife called me when I was out of town and told be about the 13 inches she got from Harvey last night. I didn't know hurricanes could reach North Dakota...
3. Experts are now saying that Hurricane Harvey... is the worst disaster to hit the United States since last November!
4. Why was Batman in Texas trying to stop the Hurricane? Because it kept leaving Harvey Dents everywhere
5. No way Jose! Another? I can Harvey believe it. Irma find somewhere safer to live. The local chicken shack changed its name in honor of the occasion. They're now Raisin HurriCanes.
6. A tree fell on our car during the recent Hurricane, and my dad won't get it repaired. He even named the damage. Harvey Dent
7. When someone brings up Hurricane Harvey even though that meme's been dead for a year now.
8. North Korea is a lot like Hurricane Harvey The biggest threat in the ocean until some bigger issue comes from the East.
9. What's the difference between Trump and Hurricane Harvey? One is a storm wreaking havoc across the nation. The other is Hurricane Harvey.
10. We all know the devastation caused by Hurricane Harvey And it is time for Hurricane Batman to take the blame for it.

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Hurricane Harvey One Liners

Which hurricane harvey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hurricane harvey? I can suggest the ones about hurricane and hurricane irma.

1. I want to make a joke about hurricane Harvey But I am scared my inbox will be flooded
2. What's the most inappropriate Halloween costume this year? Hurricane Harvey Weinstein
3. Who hits Houston harder? Bobby Brown or Hurricane Harvey.
   ~Probably too soon.
4. What did NASA have to say about Hurricane Harvey? *Kzzzzz* Houston, we have a problem.
5. Hurricane Harvey is not Global Warming!! God is punishing Texas for its iniquity!
6. How do you measure Hurricane Harvey? With a Moral Barometer
7. I wanted to make a joke about Hurricane Harvey But I won't…
   Because I'm a good person
8. Typical hurricane harvey It meant to hit the Philippines
9. What do you call a hurricane whose had too much v**...? A Harvey Wallbanger

Amusing Hurricane Harvey Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about hurricane harvey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean florida hurricane jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hurricane harvey pranks.