Hurdles Jokes

32 hurdles jokes and hilarious hurdles puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hurdles that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hurdles Short Jokes

Short hurdles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hurdles humour may include short track and field jokes also.

  1. I am totally not a racist but... Compared to all the others types of races, I think the 400 meter hurdles present the most barriers for track athletes.
  2. Box I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. What happened to your face? I asked. I'm a Paralympian, he replied. Boxing? No, … hurdles.
  3. My sprint team complained that the hurdles were too short I told them they would get over it
  4. Did you hear about the inner city kid who got that track scholarship? He overcame many hurdles.
  5. What's the hardest Olympic sport to master? Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition.
  6. A German, Frenchman, and Pakistani walk into a bar "Jeez, we should lower the bar" the Olympic hurdle committee exclaimed.
  7. What event will Mexico win in the next summer Olympics? Hurdles, high jump and pole vault.
  8. My track and field team complained that the hurdles were too short But I'm not worried, they'll get over it
  9. My parents are mixed-race.. My Dad prefers the 100m sprint and my Mom prefers the 400m hurdles
  10. Each country in North America has a national sport. The U.S has football.
    Canada has hockey.
    Mexico has hurdles

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Hurdles One Liners

Which hurdles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hurdles? I can suggest the ones about hops and running track.

  1. I used to fear hurdles But I got over it
  2. A man walks into a bar... because he has a fear of getting over hurdles.
  3. A failed hurdle jumper walks into a bar... Get it ?
  4. I used to be extremely afraid of hurdles... but I got over it.
  5. What do you call a herd of turtles? hurdles
  6. I used to be afraid of hurdles I eventually got over it
  7. I'm terrified of hurdles I'll get over it.
  8. 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles Never get over it.
  9. I lost a hurdle from the set years ago... I never did get over it!
  10. A man walks into a bar... ... that's one way to lose a hurdle race.
  11. What happens when you don't make it over a hurdle? It hurt a lil.
  12. Some people are hurdles Get over it.
  13. I'm very good at hurdles In fact I hold the personal record
  14. How does Jesus fall asleep? By counting an endless line of people jumping over hurdles.
  15. I had an awful bout of the runs today I've never been good at the hurdles

Hurdles joke, I had an awful bout of the runs today

Uplifting Hurdles Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about hurdles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leaps jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hurdles pranks.

An airline employee makes the final boarding call for a flight.

After she finished the announcement, she spots a man running down the concourse towards the gate. He runs through the boarding area, hurdles a row of empty chairs, and stops at the podium, almost out of breath.
"You just made it!" she says. "Do you have your boarding pass?"
"Oh, this isn't my flight," the man says. "I just wanted to tell you that I'm vegan."

A man walks into a bar

And subsequently loses the hurdles race in the Olympics, bringing shame to himself and his country

Hurdles joke, A man walks into a bar