Hunts Jokes
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Sensei, I've been training for years, and I'm not getting any stronger. What's going on?
Have you seen the flock of cranes fly over the old mountain at sunrise?
Yes.
Have you seen the great lightning storms crack the sky before making way for a rainbow?
Yes.
Have you seen the fabled tiger as it hunts prey in the forest, quicker than the eye can see?
Yes, Sensei.
That's the problem. You keep watching s**... s**... instead of practicing!
A hunter was asked what he did for a living, and he responds that he "hunts tigers in Africa."
When it's pointed out that there are no tigers in Africa, he replies "that's because I do my job".
Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?
It was an egg shell lent idea
Have you heard about the movie where an i**... immigrant hunts down a priest to get vengence?
It's called Alien vs. Predator
What kind of shark only hunts people?
A loan shark!!
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