Hunting Season Jokes
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I hear that Bambi has been in mourning since the conclusion of last hunting season.
He lost a deer friend.
Prayer
The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer."
One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."
My Grandfather always told me "never wear animal skin hats in the woods during hunting season"
One day I asked him why and he said "Other hunters might try and make conversation with you"
Two bucks are squaring off in a field in the middle of hunting season.
One says "Let's do this, I'm game!"
On the first day of the deer hunting season, a hunter fell out of a deer stand and broke both his legs.
"Why couldn't this happen on my last day of hunting?!" the hunter cried to the doctor.
"It did," the doctor replied.
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It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!
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An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman..
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the Dr had to say about the wife being pregnant.
The Dr. said let me tell you a story about this 82 year old man I know, This man went hunting every hunting season his whole life, never missed an event. One year he got ready to go hunting and grabbed an umbrella instead of his gun. He got to the b**... pond and saw a b**... pulled up the umbrella and said pow pow and the b**... fell over dead.
The Dr. asked the 82 year old patient what he thought happened to the b**... and the patient said I think someone else shot the b**....
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80 year old man visits the doctor.
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I even have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime b**... sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the b**... fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that b**...."
The doctor replied "My point exactly."
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