Hunting Dog Jokes
17 hunting dog jokes and hilarious hunting dog puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about hunting dog that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hunting Dog Short Jokes
Short hunting dog jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hunting dog humour may include short herding dog jokes also.
- My dog hunted down and killed a lizard today... You could say it was his hunting inskinkt.
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Hunting Dog One Liners
Which hunting dog one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hunting dog? I can suggest the ones about hound dog and hunting.
- My friend asked me if I like hunting dogs. I said, "Not really. They usually get away."
- I need some help finding a playful hunting dog with a short white coat. Any Pointers?
- My dog always hunted down people driving a bike. Until I took the bike from him.
- What do you call a hunting dog mixed with a telephone A golden receiver.
Uproarious Hunting Dog Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about hunting dog you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bear hunting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hunting dog pranks.
A guy goes with his girlfriend to stay at her parents' house for the holidays
The couple live in the city and the parents live on a farm. The boyfriend is unused to the quiet country life and after a couple of days he's pretty bored. His girlfriend's father comes in and says Hey young fella if you're looking for something to do, why not take the dogs out for a bit of hunting? There's a shotgun behind the laundry door. Guy comes back a couple of hours later, the father says How was it?
That was amazing! Have you got any more dogs?
In Transylvania. We go hunting for bear!
Father tells son:
Son! We go hunting for bear! Bring the dog, rope and the gun.
So the boy asks: Why we need the dog and the rope?
Because, when we go hunting for bear. The bear will be up on the tree. I climb up, shake the bear down. When the bear falls the dog will bite his nutz so you can rope the bear!
But then why we need the gun?
Because if the bear shakes me down, you have to shoot the dog!
Mommy and Daddy rabbit were enjoying a splendid afternoon in the woods.
Suddenly, the sound of hunting dogs shattered their idyllic time together. They ran for their lives. The dogs were relentless. Finally the two terrified bunnies took shelter in a hollow log. The dogs had them trapped. The situation seemed hopeless.
Daddy looked at Mommy and said "Well, we'll just have to outnumber them."
Two r**... went out duck hunting
After several hours one said to the other "Hey man; this s**...! How come we aint gettin' any ducks?"
And the second said "I 'unno man, maybe we aint throwin' the dog high enough!"
A man had been away from home for 3 days trying to hunt a deer.
Finally, he was able to shoot the largest deer he had ever seen.
He took it home and kept it a surprise from everybody else. He cooked it in the shed so that no one could see what it was.
When he brought the cooked deer to the table, his kids asked what it was.
"It's what your mother calls me," he said with a smile on his face.
The eldest son was repulsed by this statement and shouted, "Nobody eat it! It's a dog!"
A dog gets left in a forest by its owners. A tiger spots it, and thinks to itself: "What is that? It looks delicious." The dog catches wind of it though, and in a bit of quick thinking, it stands in front of a pile of bones, and shouts: "Mmmm, tiger meat is the best! I gotta hunt for more!"
The tiger kills and eats the dog, because it doesn't know dog language.
A blonde comes back home from hunting
\- Have you hunted a lot?
\- Nope! Not a single duck!
\- But... There's plenty of ducks out there. How could it be?
\- Well, I don't know. Maybe I'm not throwing the dog high enough...
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store.
"Give me a couple of steaks," he says.
"We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher.
"Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"
Two deer hunters were not having any luck so they asked for advice from an old-timer.
"You can just about guarantee a deer if you learn to hunt with dogs," he said.
The two hunters got a trained deer dog and hit the woods.
At the end of the day and still empty-handed, one hunter said to the other, "Maybe tomorrow we'll get one if we throw the dog out of a higher treestand."
