The Best 14 Huntin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Huntin jokes. There are some huntin tarnation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these huntin nothin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Huntin Jokes and Puns

I like hunting with my vampire friends.

It's nice to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

Hunting gone wrong

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?

The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.

There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, OK, now what?

I went hunting with my preacher.

We went hunting in the same spot together. A deer walked out and we both shot at the same time. Upon inspecting the deer, we couldn't find any bullet holes. I said "It must be yours preacher. The bullet was like your sermons. It went in one ear and out the other!"

Huntin joke, I went hunting with my preacher.

I went hunting today and caught a breast

I used a booby trap

Hunting Gone Horribly Wrong

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?

The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.

There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, OK, now what?


This guy's out hunting with his buddy.

He's got his scope up and says, "Oh my God, I can see your house from here and your wife's cheating on you with another guy!"

His buddy says, "I've had it with her. Shoot her in the head and shoot him in the private parts."

And his buddy replies, "Cool I can hit that with one shot!"

Shazza walks into the kitchen and finds Bruce with a fly swatter.

"Waddaya doin?" She asked. 
"Huntin Flies" He responded. 
"Oh. Kill any?" She asked. 
"Yep, 3 blokes, 2 sheilas," he replied. 
Intrigued, she asked. "How'd ya know that?" 
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Huntin joke, Shazza walks into the kitchen and finds Bruce with a fly swatter.

I went hunting with my dad and on the way there we saw a sign

It said "Bear Left" so we went home

We were on our way to go hunting, when we saw a sign that said Bear Left.

So we went home.

Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers?

1.

Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles.

2. Hunters always....shoot twice.

3. Hunters love to...eat what they shoot!

Hunting cats would bring a disaster. Why?

Because there would be at least a cat as trophy.

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I was hunting a deer making its mating sound

At least it got penetrated

Went hunting with Willie Nelson and we each got a turkey.

Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one stoner.

An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter.



Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days."

Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."

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