Huntin Jokes

These are 14 huntin jokes and hilarious huntin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about huntin that are good jokes for kids and friends.


Hilarious Fun Huntin Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good huntin joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Hunting Fun

Two guys go hunting one day and they come across a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. The first guy says to his buddy, "Man I'm not gonna lie. It's been a while. This sheep is looking pretty good."
Second guy says, "sure dude. Go for it. I won't tell anyone."
So the 1st guy pulls his pants down and has his way with the sheep.
2nd guy says, "I'm not gonna lie, that looked pretty fun. Mind if I have a turn?"
1st guy says, " Sure, go for it."
So the 2nd guy goes up, drops his pants, and sticks his head in the fence.

I like hunting with my vampire friends.

It's nice to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

I went hunting with my preacher.

We went hunting in the same spot together. A deer walked out and we both shot at the same time. Upon inspecting the deer, we couldn't find any bullet holes. I said "It must be yours preacher. The bullet was like your sermons. It went in one ear and out the other!"

Hunting gone wrong

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?
The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.
There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, OK, now what?

I went hunting today and caught a breast

I used a booby trap

Hunting Gone Horribly Wrong

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
I think my friend is dead! he yells. What can I do?
The operator says, Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead.
There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, OK, now what?

This guy's out hunting with his buddy.

He's got his scope up and says, "Oh my God, I can see your house from here and your wife's cheating on you with another guy!"
His buddy says, "I've had it with her. Shoot her in the head and shoot him in the private parts."
And his buddy replies, "Cool I can hit that with one shot!"

Shazza walks into the kitchen and finds Bruce with a fly swatter.

"Waddaya doin?" She asked. 
"Huntin Flies" He responded. 
"Oh. Kill any?" She asked. 
"Yep, 3 blokes, 2 sheilas," he replied. 
Intrigued, she asked. "How'd ya know that?" 
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

I went hunting with my dad and on the way there we saw a sign

It said "Bear Left" so we went home

We were on our way to go hunting, when we saw a sign that said Bear Left.

So we went home.

Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers?
1.

Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles.
2. Hunters always....shoot twice.
3. Hunters love to...eat what they shoot!

Hunting cats would bring a disaster. Why?

Because there would be at least a cat as trophy.

I was hunting a deer making its mating sound

At least it got penetrated

Went hunting with w**... Nelson and we each got a turkey.

Now that's what I call killing 2 birds with one s**....

Huntin joke, Went hunting with w**... Nelson and we each got a turkey.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these huntin jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of huntin puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !


Huntin joke, Went hunting with w**... Nelson and we each got a turkey.

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