Hunter Name Jokes
14 hunter name jokes and hilarious hunter name puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hunter name that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Hunter Name Short Jokes
Short hunter name jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hunter name humour may include short hunter jokes also.
- To what would you change the name of a kid named hunter if he becomes a vegetarian? ….Gatherer
- We gave our children old-fashioned names... Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer. - Brian Kiley
- What have I named the Pie section of my bakery menu? Treasure Hunter cus its full of Pie-Rates
- If Hunter Renfrow has another game against Alabama like the last two championships, I've decided that I'm going to name my first born child after him. Hopefully, Jessica will adapt to the new name.
- A hunter goes into the jungle. He shoots a dog but tiger dies. How? The dog's name was Tiger.
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Hunter Name One Liners
Which hunter name one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hunter name? I can suggest the ones about deer hunter and deer hunting.
- Would it be sexist if... I named my son Hunter and my daughter Gatherer?
- What was the name of the female s**... turned bounty hunter? Jane Doe Unchained.
Hunter Name Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hunter name you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hunting dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hunter name pranks.
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Polish Moose Hunt
Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose. The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both. And he had exactly the same airplane as yours." Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.
However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness. Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the c**.... After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?"
Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
Jane and Enzo are on a date...
They're walking down an empty beach on a Saturday night talking about eachother.
"I'm in Real Estate," says Jane. Enzo replies "That's right! I've seen your name in front of some big houses in this town!"
Jane replies "Yeah I bet, I'm pretty good at my job."
Enzo says "I'm a ghost hunter."
Jane looks at him and starts laughing at him saying "That's your job? a Ghost Hunter? Hahaha, I've never even seen a ghost before in my life!"
to which Enzo replies "Yeah I bet, I'm pretty good at my job."
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Polish Hunters
Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.
The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."
Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded. However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the c**....
After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?"
Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
A catholic priest and an Indian named John...
One Friday afternoon on the reservation John and his family were starving. John, being a great hunter, went out and killed a deer to feed his wife and kids.
A catholic priest sees this and says, "John! What are you doing? You cannot eat meat on a Friday!"
John says to the priest, "It's not meat, it's fish!"
The priest couldn't believe his ears. He quickly replied, "It is meat and you should not tell lies, John!"
John says, "I assure you father, it is fish."
Cofused and curious the father ask John, "Why do you say it is fish?"
John says, "I sprinkled water on it and I said from meat you become fish."
The priest yells at John, "You cannot do that!"
John says, "Why not father? When I met you I was Mapuche, then you sprinkled water on me and I became John."
World's Funniest Joke
The "world's funniest joke" is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could rate and submit jokes. Purposes of the research included discovering the joke that had the widest appeal and understanding among different cultures, demographics and countries.
The History Channel eventually hosted a special on the subject.
The winning joke, which was later found to be based on a 1951 Goon Show sketch by Spike Milligan,was submitted by Gurpal Gosal of Manchester:
*Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"*