Hunger Jokes
121 hunger jokes and hilarious hunger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hunger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a good laugh with this hilarious collection of jokes about hunger and the Hunger Games! From stomachache puns to clever one-liners about food, these jokes will have you feeling peckish and in the mood to make your own. Get the facts on malnutrition while you chuckle away and learn a bit more about the harsh realities of hunger.
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Funniest Hunger Short Jokes
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- What does Africa hunger and a mercedes have in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop either.
- So Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the new hunger games . . . If anything can bring him back, it's some powerful heroine.
- The Trump Years in a Nutshell 2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying?
2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins" - How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
- World hunger is getting ridiculous There's more fruit in my shampoo than an African village
- "I'm hungry. I just need something small to satisfy, any suggestions?" "...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
"Maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger." - Little Johnny and the waitress Little Johnny: I'm not very hungry, any simple dish?
Waitress: Maybe the chicken strips for $6.99?
Little Johnny: Maybe it does but that won't help with my hunger. - Somewhere out there, there is a world with no war, no hate, no hunger, and no poverty. It also has no oxygen.
- As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts. My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia.
My other friend is a Hunger Games fan, but he's good. - There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation... except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve.
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Hunger One Liners
Which hunger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hunger? I can suggest the ones about starvation and starving.
- What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese.
- When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strike.
- What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Games
- What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia? Games.
- What's a husband's favorite Karwa Chauth song? "Hunger Strike" by Pearl Jam!
- Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime.
- Which do you call a skeleton's hunger? Bone-appetite
- What's one thing that can solve both world hunger and overpopulation? Cannibalism.
- Do you know what they call sports in North Korea? The Hunger Games
- How many chef do you need to solve world hunger? Depends on how you cook them
- What do you call a Somalian on hunger strike? A Somalian
- What do you call a northern Irish hunger strike? A Bel Fast
- Why did the cannibal start a war? To solve world hunger
- Poor boy in hunger asked help from a woman I've already given a "like" on facebook
- How to end world hunger ? By letting the hungry die.
Hunger Games Jokes
Here is a list of funny hunger games jokes and even better hunger games puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Welcome to the first annual hunger games America. Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow.
- Is it just me, or is Hunger Games subliminal advertising for vegans? Because every 5 seconds all I hear is *PETA!*
- I was lied to about the Hunger Games... It's absolutely nothing like Top Chef.
- If you make fun of your significant other's love of Hunger Games are you.... Mockin'Bae
- What is a communist's favourite movie? Hunger Games
- 2016: Surely Donald Trump won't win 2017: He can't do that... right?
2018: I hope my district wins the Hunger Games! - To all my American friends: Happy hunger games... May the odds be ever in your favor.
- I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies... ...I have a heroine addiction.
- Movies appeal to either dog people or cat people. For example the Hunger Games has more of a feline nature. There's a certain cat-ness to it.
- The Hunger Games Don't they play those in Africa?
Hunger Strike Jokes
Here is a list of funny hunger strike jokes and even better hunger strike puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi? No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause
- What did Gandhi say after his hunger strike? That was fast.
- Darth Vader What happened when darth vader went on hunger strike?
A: They had to Force - feed him..
Hunger Games Peeta Jokes
Here is a list of funny hunger games peeta jokes and even better hunger games peeta puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How do you ship Katniss and Peeta in The Hunger Games ? Katta or ...
- Did you hear about the Hunger Games character who got eaten alive in the Middle East? Poor Peeta...
- Why wasn't there animal a**... in the hunger games Peeta didn't allow it
Rib-Tickling Hunger Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about hunger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thirst jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hunger pranks.
If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,...
what color would your Lamborghini be?
A poor couple...
A poor couple try their best to make ends meet. Times were hard, and there were days when the couple couldn't afford to eat. To curb their hunger, the couple would have s**....
One evening, the husband comes home from work and finds his wife h**... the arm rest of the couch. Perplexed, the husband asks what she was doing. The wife responds, "nothing, just heating up your dinner."
Latvian man dies of hunger.
He sees St Peter at Pearly Gate. St Peter give him bread and say, "Struggle over now". Man cry from happy. But, look again! St Peter is really devil, and bread have worm. Struggle continues.
Hunger Games : Mockingjay
For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.
I'm hungry
A boy walks up to his dad.
"Dad I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry!"
"Dad I'm serious."
"I'm sorry serious, I thought you were hungry."
The boy then dies of hunger.
Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger...
...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text.
I think we should solve world hunger.
You might say I'm a strong believer in world peas.
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out...
Regarding hungergames mockingjay
Who is jay? and why are they always mocking him?
How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
What human o**... would survive the longest in the hunger games?
The liver
Finally listened to the audiobook for "The Hunger Games".
In my opinion, the book was better.
I tried eating chili to cure my hunger
But it backfired.
How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?
12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
I have invented a revolutionary drug that can cure third-world hunger...
Just take one little pill with a meal 3x per day.
What kind of glass do they put up in restaurant windows to make people want to eat more?
Hunger panes.
There is a solution to the hunger crisis affecting the LGBT community!
Let the G eat the BLT.
If anger from hunger is called "hanger", what is sadness called?
"Melancalorie"
While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting
super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis
I heard if you went on a diet..
you could end world hunger.
Trump plan to alleviate world hunger and i**... immigration . . .
. . . he's going to round up all i**... aliens and issue them Soylent Green cards
The decided to reprint The hunger games.
Now it's called "A tour guide to Africa".
Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.
He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.
He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
The answer to overpopulation and world hunger has been in front of us all this time...
cannibalism.
n**... and Juggalos marching in DC on the same day reminds me of the Hunger Games...
With that said, may the odds be ever in your Faygo!
What is the most popular game in Ethiopia?
The hunger games
If a genie offered you a choice between ending world hunger or getting a billion dollars
What color would your Lamborghini be?
How do you cause world hunger?
Well first, you need a hammer and a sickle...
Cannibalism...
... has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem
Sean Carter never finished watching The Hunger Games movies.
Because in the end, they were all Mockingjay.
Fat people have feelings too.
They feel hunger.
What brand of chips both satisfy your hunger and keep your feet warm?
Tostitos
If there's any doubt about what parts of The Hunger Games match the books, we can be sure at least one thing is true to the series; The sound played after someone dies during the games.
That's definitely cannon.
What's the solution to world hunger?
Stop feeding them! They wont be hungry much longer.
My wife handed me a bag of clothes
She wanted me to donate it to the poor and hungry. When I threw it in the trash she got angry. I told her, any one that can fit in those clothes dosen't know hunger.
When Gandhi was on his first hunger strike
People would routinely bring him flattened bread in an attempt to get him to eat. What people don't understand though is that Gandhi was actually a very temperamental man, and prone to anger. So even when his friends and family were the ones bringing him bread, he would take it and hurl it at them, sometimes leaving bruises and welts. He justified it by saying it was all a part of his philosophy of naan-violence.
Two guys are wandering through the desert and they are about to die from thirst, when suddenly...
...they die from hunger.
What does a vegetarian zombie hunger for?
GRAINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS
Watching the Hunger Games...
...gave me PeetaSD.
Infinity war plot explained.
A single father trying to end world hunger with his rock collection.
Why does California like the Hunger Games?
It's always catching fire.
I have overcome hunger.
The last time I ate was last year, and I'm still not hungry.
To solve world hunger we need to eat the rich and e**... a giant statue of Bernie Sanders. Why do we need the statue?
Well, I'm glad that the first step didn't raise any questions.
Yo mamma so hungry,
Yo mamma so hungry ,
when she done fasting for a week ,world hunger problem was solved!!!!
What can solve over population and world hunger at the same time?
Cannibalism
Do you suffer from an addiction to water?
Can you not live without your water?
Do you try to quit, and come back to drinking water again?
Do you suffer from any of the following withdrawal symptoms when trying to quit?
* Headache?
* Fatigue?
* Dry t**...?
* Dry mouth?
* Darker u**...?
* Craving more water?
* Hunger?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, please call the water addiction hotline, 1-5-STOP-WATER.
A fat person walks in the street
He sees a thin person and says: when I see you, I always think there's hunger in your country. The thin person replies: and when I see you, I think it's your fault!
I just heard this dont know if its been posted before
Percy Jackson fans: i want to go to camp half blood
Harry Potter fans: i want to go to Hogwarts
Narnia fans: i want to go to Narnia
Hunger Games fans: im good
What's the difference between onlyfans and onlyflans?
Onlyflans is for hunger, but onlyfans is for thirst.
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion....
February 30, 2021
A little old lady gets arrested for stealing a can of peaches from a grocery store.
At the trial, the judge asks her why she stole a can of peaches. She replies, "Your Honor, my husband and I don't have much, and we are very poor. I was simply trying to do something about my hunger."
The judge, feeling sorry for the old lady, asked, "How many peaches were in the can?"
"6," the old lady responded.
"Then," the judge said, "you will spend one day in jail for each peach, for a total of 6 days."
"Your Honor," spoke her husband, "she also stole a can of peas!"
