Hunger Jokes

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There is an abundance of hungriest jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 90 funniest jokes on hunger. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any starvation witze you can hear about hunger.

The Best jokes about Hunger

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Mahatma Gandhi was a strange person.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He often went on hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed very smelly breath.

He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Hunger Games : Mockingjay

For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What does Africa hunger and a mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop either.


How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?

12

One to make the sandwich,

One to excoriate men for creating hunger,

One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,

One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "rape-like",

One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being phallic,

One to blame men for not making the sandwich,

One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,

One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,

One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,

One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,

One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,

And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

So Philip Seymour Hoffman is in the new Hunger Games . . .

If anything can bring him back, it's some powerful heroine.

A man finds a lamp...

A man finds a lamp lying on the beach, and when he picks it up, he is startled when a genie comes out of it. The genie intones "For granting me my freedom, sir, I will grant you one wish." The man figures that if he only gets ONE wish, he should probably use it for the greater good, and requests "Oh genie, please make the changes necessary to end world hunger." The genies agrees, and goes off to research how this might be done.

However, 24 hours later, the genie returns, saying "I'm sorry, but world hunger is just too large and pervasive an issue, this is beyond the scope of even my powers - do you have another wish?" The man thinks for a minute and states "If you can't feed the world, perhaps we can power it - can you grant me the knowledge and plans for cold fusion, so that humanity might have a cheap energy source?" The genie agrees to look into that, but 12 hours later comes back with no success - the technology is beyond what he can do using earth's modern technology.

So the man states: "If I cannot make a world-wide change, then perhaps a local one might be easier - Genie, please bring peace in the middle east." Five minutes later the genie returns, and asks "What were those first two wishes, again?"

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Games

The Trump Years in a Nutshell

2016: Trump doesn't stand a chance.
2017: Trump's still trying?
2018: "Hey, are you guys going to watch the hunger games tonight? I hope my district wins"

World hunger is getting ridiculous

There's more fruit in my shampoo than an African village


How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

A poor couple...

A poor couple try their best to make ends meet. Times were hard, and there were days when the couple couldn't afford to eat. To curb their hunger, the couple would have sex.

One evening, the husband comes home from work and finds his wife humping the arm rest of the couch. Perplexed, the husband asks what she was doing. The wife responds, "nothing, just heating up your dinner."

A professor of a class...

...is giving a lecture to a very diverse group of students: an African student, a Haitian student, a Chinese student, and an American student. He says to the class, "Today we are going to have an open discussion about the relief of world hunger in other countries."

The African student says, "Hunger? What's that?"

The Haitian student says, "Relief? What's that?"

The Chinese student says "Open discussion? What's that?"

The American student says "There are other countries?"

Somewhere out there, there is a world with no war, no hate, no hunger, and no poverty.

It also has no oxygen.

Ghandi joke

As I'm sure you've heard, Gandhi, a very spiritual man, used hunger strikes and peaceful marches as tactics to bring attention to the plight of his people. Unfortunately, this had some negative effects on his health and well being. Besides overall weakness due to lack of food, persistent near starvation caused him to have truly awful breath. The constant walking, typically bare foot or in light sandals, gave him endless bunions and corns on his poor feet.

So it would be fair to say that he was a super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

Hunger Games.

Zimbabwe's favorite pastime.

Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger...

...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text.


Do you know what they call sports in North Korea?

The Hunger Games

Ghandi Poppins

I learned some interesting things about Ghandi recently:

He worked a lot in his garden and walked around with bad sandals, making his skin very hard and stiff.

He went on several hunger strikes, making him quite frail.

He was a Hindu spiritual leader, and therefore had many arcane thoughts and teachings.

Also, India didn't have very good oral hygiene materials in Ghandi's day, so he often had very bad breath.

This all makes Ghandi a "super-calloused, fragile mystic hexed by halitosis".

While climbing barefoot up mountains to meditate, Ghandi would squeeze garlic into his mouth to deal with hunger pains from fasting

super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis

Latvian man dies of hunger.

He sees St Peter at Pearly Gate. St Peter give him bread and say, "Struggle over now". Man cry from happy. But, look again! St Peter is really devil, and bread have worm. Struggle continues.

If you could own the entirety of Bill Gates' fortune or solve world hunger,...

what color would your Lamborghini be?

As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts.

My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia.

My other friend is a Hunger Games fan, but he's good.

What do you call a Somalian on hunger strike?

A Somalian

I'm hungry

A boy walks up to his dad.
"Dad I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry!"
"Dad I'm serious."
"I'm sorry serious, I thought you were hungry."
The boy then dies of hunger.

When Gandhi was on his first hunger strike

People would routinely bring him flattened bread in an attempt to get him to eat. What people don't understand though is that Gandhi was actually a very temperamental man, and prone to anger. So even when his friends and family were the ones bringing him bread, he would take it and hurl it at them, sometimes leaving bruises and welts. He justified it by saying it was all a part of his philosophy of naan-violence.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Welcome to the first annual hunger games America.

Thank you to all the married cousins that voted for president snow.

To solve world hunger we need to eat the rich and erect a giant statue of Bernie Sanders. Why do we need the statue?

Well, I'm glad that the first step didn't raise any questions.

I think we should solve world hunger.

You might say I'm a strong believer in world peas.


^I'll ^see ^myself ^out...

Why doesn't the fat acceptance movement have a Gandhi?

No one is willing to go on a hunger strike for the cause

Is it just me, or is Hunger Games subliminal advertising for vegans?

Because every 5 seconds all I hear is *PETA!*

What's the difference between onlyfans and onlyflans?

Onlyflans is for hunger, but onlyfans is for thirst.

My wife handed me a bag of clothes

She wanted me to donate it to the poor and hungry. When I threw it in the trash she got angry. I told her, any one that can fit in those clothes dosen't know hunger.

Gandhi, while he was a great person, had many flaws.

He walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became very thick, and hard callouses developed on his toes. He often went on long hunger strikes, and even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. In addition to this, he also was a very spiritual person. Finally, because he didn't eat much and when he did his diet was peculiar, he developed some very smelly breath.

He eventually became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Do you suffer from an addiction to water?

Can you not live without your water?

Do you try to quit, and come back to drinking water again?

Do you suffer from any of the following withdrawal symptoms when trying to quit?

* Headache?
* Fatigue?
* Dry throat?
* Dry mouth?
* Darker urine?
* Craving more water?
* Hunger?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, please call the water addiction hotline, 1-5-STOP-WATER.

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Let's pretend we're Muslims

Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque up front.

David said: Michael, let's pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water and we will die. My name will be Ahmed. What will be your name? Michael refused to change his name. When both of them reached the mosque, the Imam received them well and asked their names. David: My name is Ahmed. Michael: My name is Michael. The Imam turned to his helpers and said: Please bring food and water for Michael.

Then he turned to David and said: Brother Ahmed, Ramadan Mubarak.

2016: Surely Donald Trump won't win

2017: He can't do that... right?

2018: I hope my district wins the Hunger Games!

Cannibalism...

... has the potential to solve both of the world's hunger and overpopulation problem

What is a communist's favourite movie?

Hunger Games

If a genie offered you a choice between ending world hunger or getting a billion dollars

What color would your Lamborghini be?

If you make fun of your significant other's love of Hunger Games are you....

Mockin'Bae

I heard if you went on a diet..

you could end world hunger.

I was lied to about the Hunger Games...

It's absolutely nothing like Top Chef.

How do you cause world hunger?

Well first, you need a hammer and a sickle...

What brand of chips both satisfy your hunger and keep your feet warm?

Tostitos

If there's any doubt about what parts of The Hunger Games match the books, we can be sure at least one thing is true to the series; The sound played after someone dies during the games.

That's definitely cannon.

Fat people have feelings too.

They feel hunger.

David & Michael were lost in a desert, dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque.

David & Michael were lost in a desert, dying of thirst and hunger when they saw a mosque.

David: Michael, let's pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water. I will be Ahmed.

Michael refused to change his name.

The both reached the mosque and the Imam received them well and asked their names.

David: My name is Ahmed.

Michael: My name is Michael.

The Imam turned to his helpers and said: Please bring food and water for Michael.

Then he turned to David and said: RAMADAN MUBARAK!

How to escape a shark attack

What you need is a knife, the size of the knife doesn't matter.

This is what you do.

When you see the shark swimming around and you see the hunger in his eyes, you take out your knife and wait... You notice him swimming toward you, just hold to your knife and prepare yourself... You see him getting closer, just keep holding onto the knife... When he is close enough for you to see the hollow hunger in his eyes and he just keeps swimming toward you, you take your knife and.... stab the guy next to you and swim away, just stab and swim.

I can't stop watching the Hunger Games movies...

...I have a heroine addiction.

What did Gandhi say after his hunger strike?

That was fast.

Poor boy in hunger asked help from a woman

I've already given a "like" on facebook

To all my American friends: Happy hunger games...

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Nazis and Juggalos marching in DC on the same day reminds me of the Hunger Games...

With that said, may the odds be ever in your Faygo!

Yo mamma so hungry,

Yo mamma so hungry ,

when she done fasting for a week ,world hunger problem was solved!!!!

What can solve over population and world hunger at the same time?

Cannibalism

A fat person walks in the street

He sees a thin person and says: when I see you, I always think there's hunger in your country. The thin person replies: and when I see you, I think it's your fault!

The Hunger Games

Don't they play those in Africa?

I just heard this dont know if its been posted before

Percy Jackson fans: i want to go to camp half blood

Harry Potter fans: i want to go to Hogwarts

Narnia fans: i want to go to Narnia

Hunger Games fans: im good

I have invented a revolutionary drug that can cure third-world hunger...

Just take one little pill with a meal 3x per day.

Movies appeal to either dog people or cat people.

For example the Hunger Games has more of a feline nature. There's a certain cat-ness to it.

The answer to overpopulation and world hunger has been in front of us all this time...

cannibalism.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

Why wasn't there animal abuse in the hunger games

Peeta didn't allow it

The decided to reprint The hunger games.

Now it's called "A tour guide to Africa".

Finally listened to the audiobook for "The Hunger Games".

In my opinion, the book was better.

What's the solution to world hunger?

Stop feeding them! They wont be hungry much longer.

Trump plan to alleviate world hunger and illegal immigration . . .

. . . he's going to round up all illegal aliens and issue them Soylent Green cards

If anger from hunger is called "hanger", what is sadness called?

"Melancalorie"

What kind of glass do they put up in restaurant windows to make people want to eat more?

Hunger panes.

There is a solution to the hunger crisis affecting the LGBT community!

Let the G eat the BLT.

What is the most popular game in Ethiopia?

The hunger games

Two guys are wandering through the desert and they are about to die from thirst, when suddenly...

...they die from hunger.

- Do you do anything personally so that hunger and wars will become fewer in the world?

\- Yes, of course! I don't hunger and I don't war.

My dream is to create a bioengineering startup that solves world hunger by developing a self-replicating noodle

Laugh now, but one day you're going to see my Copy Pasta everywhere.

Watching the Hunger Games...

...gave me PeetaSD.

I have overcome hunger.

The last time I ate was last year, and I'm still not hungry.

if you had the choice between have Bill Gates fortune or end world hunger....

what color would your Lamborghini be?

Why does California like the Hunger Games?

It's always catching fire.

Infinity war plot explained.

A single father trying to end world hunger with his rock collection.

What can you get in an african restaurant?

Hunger.

What do you call Hunger Games in America?

Black Friday

What was the Stalin's favorite game ?

HUNGER GAMES

What do you call...

What do you call a succulent in the Hunger Games?

Cactus Everdeen

What does a vegetarian zombie hunger for?

GRAINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS

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