The Best 52 Hungary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hungary jokes. There are some hungary denmark jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hungary czech puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hungary Jokes and Puns

In light of recent actions Luis Suarez has quit the Uruguayan national team.

He's going to play for Hungary instead.

Why did Hitler have a thing for men from Hungary?

Because they are Hung Arian's

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Hungary joke, How do you end world hunger?

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?


Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

Today Putin leaves the hungry country to visit the country of Hungary.

19th century monarchy humor, anyone?

So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"

Hungary joke, 19th century monarchy humor, anyone?

I was Hungary...

so Iran to Turkey

Hungary should take over Turkey

If asked why, they would say "because we are 'Hungary'"

I didn't find the food in Budapest very filling,

so I left Hungary.

So a Syrian refugee walks into a bar in Hungary.

No, he doesn't.

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TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s

That's why they call it Hungary.

I was Hungary...

...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert.

Why did Hitler invade Hungary?

Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Hungary conquered Turkey...

They had to change their name to Full.

Hungary joke, Hungary conquered Turkey...

What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?


I'm Hungary

I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge

There is turkey
But it's covered in Greece
There's Norway I can eat that.

Why did one european country eat the other?

Because it was Hungary

Don't know why some countries have food problems

If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan.

A headline writer tells a joke. "Why Buddhist god so ornery?"

Because Buddha, pest, Hungary.

I'm feeling like a country


What would happen if Hungary invaded and conquered Turkey?

A new kingdom would be formed known as full.

A man from Hungary is fighting a well-endowed German

It's a Hungarian vs. a Hung-Aryan

I really like European food... I decided to Russia over to a European restaurant because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

So, I was at the UN headquarters...

So, I was at the UN headquarters and I was feeling a bit Hungary, so I was Russian to the kitchen to get a slice of Turkey, but it was covered in Greece. There's Norway I'm eating that, so I got some Chile instead. Something just Francy enough for me.

Three generations apart, watching a soccer game

"Hey great grandpa, watch this soccer game!"

"Sure, which two countries are playing?"

"Austria - Hungary."

"Against who?"

Why was Austria's neighbour complaining?

Because he was Hungary.

I'm Hungary...

For some Turkey dripping in Greece.

Why is Austria Hungary like a prime number?

Because it is inseparable and indivisible.

You wanna hear a geography joke?

Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"

Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"

Bob : "Yemen I know"

Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."

Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("

Corruption Perceptions Index

My country, Hungary finally moved up five places on the Corruption Perceptions Index.

It wasn't cheap, but it was definitely worth even penny.

Maybe we should give Ethiopia a more suitable name

Perhaps Hungary represents them well.

Did you know how Ukrainians felt in 1932?


Since I've gained a lot of weight, I decided to name my stomach Budapest

The capital of Hungary

Fat persons three favorite countries!??

Turkey, Hungary, & Greece :D

If you know anyone called Gary, warn them to not go to Budapest

I hear that's where they Hungary.

Man, I'm hungry...

Nice to meet you Hungary, I'm Turkey

What is the capital of Hungary?


Today's FIFA match will be played by Austria and Hungary

Me: Against whom?

Which country has the biggest appetite?


A brunette and a blonde visit a motel

Before they go in, brunette warns her friend "Don't fill in your own address. Pick some European country. They won't know the difference.".

In the form brunette states her country of origin as "Hungary" while the blonde, trying to remain inconspicuous, writes "Thirsty".

Romania: Hey Hungary!

Romania: Wanna hear a joke?

Hungary: Sure!

Romania: Transilvania.

Hungary: I don't get it.

Romania: You will never get it.

It's a good thing Turkey and Hungary aren't neighbouring countries

Because Hungary'd get hungry

Where do the world's skinniest models come from?


Asked my grandpa if he watched Austria Hungary football match

he asked me who played against

Why did Germany invade Hungary in WW2

They were jealous of the Hung-Aryans

Do you know why I named my stomach "Budapest"?

Because it is the Capital of Hungary!

What do you do if you grew up In Hungary?

Move to Turkey

What did the Soviets say during the 1956 Hungarian Revolution?

Soviets:You're not you when you're Hungary. Have a tank.

Grandad asked what's on TV; I said "Austria and Hungary are playing". He asked

"against who?"

Nation dialogue

You know, I was very Hungary one day, so I went to go Czech the fridge. I managed to find some Turkey that was leftover from Thanksgiving, but it was all covered in Greece. So I closed the fridge and Czech'd the pantry. I saw a Canada beans, so I grabbed them and microwaved them, but it exploded. My mom says that Iran out of diversity with food, and that I needed to expand on that. She also mentioned we need to get groceries. I said "Denmark my words, I shall go to the grocery store!".

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