Hungary Jokes
89 hungary jokes and hilarious hungary puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hungary that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you ready to laugh out loud? Check out this collection of Hungary jokes that will make you chuckle with their play on Hungary's name, culture, and neighboring countries Czechoslovakia and Slovakia. Whether you're looking for a laugh or simply curious of the country's impact on comedy, these Hungary jokes are sure to hit the spot.
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Funniest Hungary Short Jokes
Short hungary jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hungary humour may include short hungary country jokes also.
- Grandpa, grandpa! I'm watching a soccer game! Who's playing?
Austria-Hungary
Against who? - I'm watching TV My grandfather walks by: What's on?
Me: Soccer
Grandfather: Who's playing?
Me: Austria-Hungary
Grandfather:And Against who? - Romania: Hey Hungary! Romania: Wanna hear a joke?
Hungary: Sure!
Romania: Transilvania.
Hungary: I don't get it.
Romania: You will never get it. - Three generations apart, watching a soccer game "Hey great grandpa, watch this soccer game!"
"Sure, which two countries are playing?"
"Austria - Hungary."
"Against who?" - How do you end world hunger? Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
- What would happen if Hungary invaded and conquered Turkey? A new kingdom would be formed known as full.
- Grandad asked what's on TV; I said "Austria and Hungary are playing". He asked "against who?"
- I'm Hungary I'm Russian to the kitchen to czech the fridge
There is turkey
But it's covered in Greece
There's Norway I can eat that. - What did the Soviets say during the 1956 hungarian Revolution? Soviets:You're not you when you're Hungary. Have a tank.
- In light of recent actions Luis Suarez has quit the Uruguayan national team. He's going to play for Hungary instead.
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Hungary One Liners
Which hungary one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hungary? I can suggest the ones about turkey and motherland.
- I didn't find the food in Budapest very filling, so I left Hungary.
- Why did Germany invade Hungary in WW2 They were jealous of the Hung-Aryans
- I was Hungary... so Iran to Turkey
- Do you know why I named my stomach "Budapest"? Because it is the Capital of Hungary!
- Why was Austria-Hungary? Turkey wasn't around yet.
- Maybe we should give Ethiopia a more suitable name Perhaps Hungary represents them well.
- Why did the Ottoman Empire change into Turkey Because Austria wasn't Hungary anymore.
- in which country do starving artists create their best work? In Hungary
- What do you call a religious termite in Hungary? Buddha-pest
- Why did Turkey disappear? Because Austria was Hungary.
- What do you do if you grew up In Hungary? Move to Turkey
- Where do the world's skinniest models come from? Hungary.
- What is the capital of Hungary? Starving
- Fat persons three favorite countries!?? Turkey, Hungary, & Greece :D
- Did you know how Ukrainians felt in 1932? Hungary.
Hungary Country Jokes
Here is a list of funny hungary country jokes and even better hungary country puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Don't know why some countries have food problems If you're Hungary you could pour Greece over Turkey and fry it in Japan.
- Why did one european country eat the other? Because it was Hungary
- I'm feeling like a country Hungary
- Today Putin leaves the hungry country to visit the country of Hungary.
- Which country has the biggest appetite? Hungary.
- It's a good thing Turkey and Hungary aren't neighbouring countries Because Hungary'd get hungry
- Which country consumes/eats the most food? Hungary.
- Corruption Perceptions Index My country, Hungary finally moved up five places on the Corruption Perceptions Index.
It wasn't cheap, but it was definitely worth even penny. - Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary.
Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish - Austria-Hungary You can't be blamed for WWI if you're not a country after WWI
Hungary Hungry Jokes
Here is a list of funny hungary hungry jokes and even better hungary hungry puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Man, I'm hungry... Nice to meet you Hungary, I'm Turkey
- My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?" - What fits with Turkey? It's hungry... i mean hungary
Hungary Name Jokes
Here is a list of funny hungary name jokes and even better hungary name puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Hungary conquered Turkey... They had to change their name to Full.
- Since I've gained a lot of weight, I decided to name my stomach Budapest The capital of Hungary
Austria Hungary Jokes
Here is a list of funny austria hungary jokes and even better austria hungary puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Asked my grandpa if he watched Austria Hungary football match he asked me who played against
- Today's FIFA match will be played by Austria and Hungary Me: Against whom?
- A kid comes to his grandfather... *"Hey Gramps, do you want to watch soccer with me?*
*"Sure, who's playing?"*
*"Austria-Hungary"*
*"Against whom?* - Why is Austria Hungary like a prime number? Because it is inseparable and indivisible.
- Why was Austria's neighbour complaining? Because he was Hungary.
- My mum asked me if I wanted any breakfast. I said 'no, I'm not Hungary' I'm Austria
- What was the most popular meat in Austria-Hungary? Vienna-Budapest sausage
- Guys I'm like next to Austria right now... Hungary, I could really go for a cheeseburger...
Great Hungary Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about hungary you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean embassy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hungary pranks.
Why did h**... have a thing for men from Hungary?
Because they are Hung a**...'s
19th century monarchy humor, anyone?
So Otto von Habsburg walks into a sports bar, sees a game on, and asks the bartender who's playing. "Austria and Hungary," he replies. Otto: "Yeah, who are they playing against?"
Joke I heard while in Hungary
Two cops are standing by the street side in New York City. A foreigner approaches them looking slightly panicked.
"Parlez vous Francais?" He asks them. The cops, not knowing a word of French merely shrug their shoulders at the man.
Frustrated, he asks them, "Ustedes hablan español?" Again, the cops merely shrug.
The foreigner continues with the same result with Dutch, Russian, and German. Eventually, he leaves, knowing that there's no hope for him to communicate with the officers.
"I keep telling you we should learn more languages!" says one cop to the other.
"Why?" he responds. "That man knows five, and it didn't get him anywhere."
So a Syrian r**... walks into a bar in Hungary.
No, he doesn't.
TIL Ethiopian warriors conquered part of Central Europe in the 1300s
That's why they call it Hungary.
I was Hungary...
...So I Russia down the stairs, made a Turkey sandwich and had a chocolate Malta for dessert.
Why did h**... invade Hungary?
Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)
Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?
They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.
A headline writer tells a joke. "Why Buddhist god so ornery?"
Because Buddha, pest, Hungary.
A man from Hungary is fighting a well-endowed German
It's a Hungarian vs. a Hung-a**...
I really like European food...
...so I decided to Russia over to a European restaurant because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.
So, I was at the UN headquarters...
So, I was at the UN headquarters and I was feeling a bit Hungary, so I was Russian to the kitchen to get a slice of Turkey, but it was covered in Greece. There's Norway I'm eating that, so I got some Chile instead. Something just Francy enough for me.
You wanna hear a geography joke?
Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"
Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"
Bob : "Yemen I know"
Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."
Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("
If you know anyone called Gary, warn them to not go to Budapest
I hear that's where they Hungary.
A brunette and a blonde visit a motel
Before they go in, brunette warns her friend "Don't fill in your own address. Pick some European country. They won't know the difference.".
In the form brunette states her country of origin as "Hungary" while the blonde, trying to remain inconspicuous, writes "Thirsty".
Nation dialogue
You know, I was very Hungary one day, so I went to go Czech the fridge. I managed to find some Turkey that was leftover from Thanksgiving, but it was all covered in Greece. So I closed the fridge and Czech'd the pantry. I saw a Canada beans, so I grabbed them and microwaved them, but it exploded. My mom says that Iran out of diversity with food, and that I needed to expand on that. She also mentioned we need to get groceries. I said "Denmark my words, I shall go to the grocery store!".
