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Short hungarians jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hungarians humour may include short jokes also.
- What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed." Except he said it in hungarian.
- A Hungarian cockroach was telling terrible jokes at an open mic night. What do you do? Budapest
- A Romanian tells a Hungarian a joke romanian:wanna hear a joke
Hungarian:Sure
Romanian:transylvania
Hungarian:i dont get it
Romanian:and you never will - What did the Mongol invaders say to the Hungarians when they suddenly appeared and attacked? "Should have watched your steppe."
- Why aren't Hungarians worried about the prospect of starving in a Zombie apocalypse? Well there will always be Ghoul hash.
- Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism.
- Spotify won't let me listen to any Hungarian composers for some reason I feel so lisztless
- Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long? Because he only had Forints!
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Hungarians One Liners
Which hungarians one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hungarians? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What language does your stomach speak? Hungarian!
- What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest.
- I got my ancestry results back and I'm part Welsh and Hungarian. I am well hung
- My mom's Welsh and my dad's Hungarian Her: What's that make you?
Me: Wel-hung - What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!
- What is another name for the Austro-Hungarian empire? Frankenreich
- My father is Hungarian and my mother is Welsh That makes me well hung....
- What is a rumor about the Hungarian prime minister called? An Orban legend
- Whats a rumor based on the Hungarian prime minister? An Orban legend
- Are you're hungry now? Cause I'm Hungarian!
- I'm part Welsh and part Hungarian.. I guess that makes me Well Hung
- What's the name of the Hungarian who invented the light bulb? Edison Tamas
- How do they kill unwanted insects in the Hungarian capital? With Budapesticide.
- What do you call a Hungarian Composer with one leg shorter than the other? Liszt.
- What do you call n**... with with a large d**...? Hungarians
Hungarians Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hungarians you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hungarians pranks.
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
Saw others translating Russian and Romanian jokes and thought I'd share two Hungarian ones (but be warned, Hungarian humor is terrible)
György had a headache and asked his friend for advice, and his friend said he could cure the headache by hammering a nail into the place it hurt. So he lined up the nail and was getting ready to hit when he saw György cringing. "What are you scared of?" the friend asked, and György replied, "I'm scared that you'll miss!"
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A man says to a woman, "I wish you would bring your smile over to my place."
The woman replies, "Aren't you a ladies' man!"
And the man replies, "No, I'm a dentist."
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Still reading? You're crazy! Okay, here's a "bonus" one.
An electrician enters the room in the hospital where they keep the patients on life support and he calls out, "Take a deep breath, everyone! I need to change a fuse!"
A group of Hungarian aristocrats lost their way hiking in the Alps...
> A group of Hungarian aristocrats lost their way hiking in the Alps.
>One of them, it is said, took out a map, and after studying it for a long time exclaimed: "Now I know where we are!"
>"Where?" asked the others.
>"See that big mountain right over there? *We are right on top of it.*"
George Gamow
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An immigration officer asks a drunk man if he's Hungarian
he says "yep, but my name's not a**..."
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A man from Hungary is fighting a well-endowed German
It's a Hungarian vs. a Hung-a**...
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You are such a nice man, I want to give you puszi
said the Hungarian Girl.
Three women were returning to their Hungarian Village
When they spotted a man, obviously very inebriated, walking ahead of them. As they watched, he stumbled and fell face down in a puddle. When they walked up to him, one woman turned him over to see if she could recognize him. However, his face was covered with mud and she could not tell. So she unzipped his pants. She remarked, "Well he's nto my husband." The second woman peered over the first woman's shoulder and agreed saying "he's definitely not your husband." Then the third woman bent over to look and exclaimed, " he's not even from the village!"
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This Hungarian guy won't stop asking me for n**....
What a b**... pest.
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What do you call your best friend when he is the heir apparent to the Austro-Hungarian Empire?
**Frand Ferdinand**
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A pregnant h**...
A h**... said to her friend "I think I'm pregnant" "Have you had a check up?" said her friend. "No, I think he was Hungarian"
During the 80's, many college students from Eastern Bloc countries - Poland, Hungary, and Romania met each other at a summer camp
Sitting around the campfire after supper, these young people tried their best to communicate with each other (Polish, Hungarian, and Romanian are totally not related), ultimately having to resort to some kind of sign language
Then one dude got an idea: Hey, we all learned Russian in high school, why don't we try speaking in Russian?
… After a brief, thoughtful thinking and pause … everyone returned back to that sign language
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What did the Soviets say during the 1956 Hungarian Revolution?
Soviets:You're not you when you're Hungary. Have a tank.
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Two Polish Rocket Scientists Announce to the World They're Going to the Sun in a Spaceship
The entire world wide scientific community swiftly points out that the Sun is too hot for such a journey and they'd quickly burn up to which they replied very smugly: "Ah SEE! We've thought of this and have a plan!.....We're going at NIGHT!"
I do not mean to offend anyone and my apologies to the Polish, I grew up in the '60's with a mix of Russian, Czech, Hungarian, Pole parents, relatives and friends and this is mild to the s**... we dealt ourselves and friends back then. ;)
Who was first in Transylvania?
Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania.
He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim.
When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found.
Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians?
(Romanian joke :-) )