Hungarian Jokes
36 hungarian jokes and hilarious hungarian puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hungarian that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore the world of European humor with Hungarian Jokes! From the amusingly aggressive piglet to the classic Hungarian goulash, these jokes will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even make you crave for some Hungarian food. Come join us on this adventure to discover the cultural boundaries between Slovak, Ukrainian, and other European countries.
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Funniest Hungarian Short Jokes
Short hungarian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hungarian humour may include short proverb jokes also.
- What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.
- A Hungarian cockroach was telling terrible jokes at an open mic night. What do you do? Budapest
- A Romanian tells a Hungarian a joke romanian:wanna hear a joke
Hungarian:Sure
Romanian:transylvania
Hungarian:i dont get it
Romanian:and you never will - What did the Mongol invaders say to the Hungarians when they suddenly appeared and attacked? "Should have watched your steppe."
- What did the Soviets say during the 1956 Hungarian Revolution? Soviets:You're not you when you're Hungary. Have a tank.
- Why aren't Hungarians worried about the prospect of starving in a Zombie apocalypse? Well there will always be Ghoul hash.
- Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism.
- Spotify won't let me listen to any Hungarian composers for some reason I feel so lisztless
- Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long? Because he only had Forints!
Thank you thank you, tip your waiter. - I'm part Welsh and part Hungarian.. I guess that makes me Well Hung
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Hungarian One Liners
Which hungarian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hungarian? I can suggest the ones about cave and polish.
- What language does your stomach speak? Hungarian!
- How do they kill unwanted insects in the Hungarian capital? With Budapesticide.
- What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest.
- What do you call a Hungarian Composer with one leg shorter than the other? Liszt.
- I got my ancestry results back and I'm part Welsh and Hungarian. I am well hung
- My mom's Welsh and my dad's Hungarian Her: What's that make you?
Me: Wel-hung - What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!
- What is another name for the Austro-Hungarian empire? Frankenreich
- My dad always says he's Welsh and Hungarian... I guess that make me Well Hung
- My father is Hungarian and my mother is Welsh That makes me well hung....
- What is a rumor about the Hungarian prime minister called? An Orban legend
- Whats a rumor based on the Hungarian prime minister? An Orban legend
- You are such a nice man, I want to give you puszi said the Hungarian Girl.
- Why don't hungry Hungarians pray to Buddha? Because they think he is a pest.
- Are you're hungry now? Cause I'm Hungarian!
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What funny jokes about hungarian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean welsh jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hungarian pranks.
Who was first in Transylvania?
Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania.
He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim.
When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found.
Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians?
(Romanian joke :-) )
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman... (long joke)
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a v**... Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ghanaian, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, 2 Africans and you...
walk into a fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group, "but you can't come in here without a Thai."
Two Polish Rocket Scientists Announce to the World They're Going to the Sun in a Spaceship
The entire world wide scientific community swiftly points out that the Sun is too hot for such a journey and they'd quickly burn up to which they replied very smugly: "Ah SEE! We've thought of this and have a plan!.....We're going at NIGHT!"
I do not mean to offend anyone and my apologies to the Polish, I grew up in the '60's with a mix of Russian, Czech, Hungarian, Pole parents, relatives and friends and this is mild to the s**... we dealt ourselves and friends back then. ;)
What do you call n**... with with a large d**...?
Hungarians
This Hungarian guy won't stop asking me for n**....
What a b**... pest.
An immigration officer asks a drunk man if he's Hungarian
he says "yep, but my name's not a**..."
