Hung Jury Jokes
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- I just got to know that my wife cheated on me with all the jury members of my trial Can't blame her though, it was a hung jury
- Bill Cosby is having a party to celebrate his hung jury. There will be free drinks for all the ladies.
- Did you hear about the pornstar in court that was tried by a group of his peers? They had a hung jury.
- I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict... He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.
- Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers? So that there's no chance of a hung jury
- Whenever I get jury duty, I never make it through jury selection After all, no one wants a hung jury
- Why do Harlem trials never result in a conviction? Because they always end up with a hung jury.
- I wanna tell you guys about the 1820 case of the courtroom of horse-stealers But the jury was hung
- Why was my ex-wife so excited when I took her to court? She was hoping to get a hung jury.
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Hung Jury One Liners
Which hung jury one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hung jury? I can suggest the ones about trial jury and jury.
- What do you call a jury of well-endowed gentlemen? A hung jury.
- Why did the judge pass around XL Magnum condoms in court? Because it was a hung jury
- How do we know that Cosby's first jury was black? They were hung.
- Why don't they let me be on a jury anymore? The jury would instantly be hung.
- I've never had jury duty They say it is because I would make it a hung jury.
- Got a summons for jury duty. At least now I know it will be a hung jury.
- She discovered that a hung jury is nowhere near as exciting as it sounds.
- Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries.
- I got caled into jury duty today... That's going to result in a well hung jury.
- What do you call a jury of only black men? A hung jury.
Hung Jury Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about hung jury you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jury duty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hung jury pranks.
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Ron Jeremy was arrested for s**... assault
Because Ron Jeremy is 67 years old, Prosecutors are worried the evidence won't stand up in court.
Further, Ron Jeremy is entitled to a jury of his peers. Prosecutors are afraid it will be a hung jury.
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Pornhub was sued a few months ago by xhamster
The trial was long and hard, but ended with a hung jury
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So a guy kills himself the night he gets acquitted of m**....
No one explained to him what a hung jury meant.
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A p**... Goes to Court
A p**... goes to court with a jury, accused of murdering a customer.
After court is done, she comes out of the courtroom. Her friends asks, "So, how was the jury?"
p**... says, "They were hung."
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Brett Kavanaugh couldn't be convicted in court of accusations of s**... misconduct, flashing someone at a party.
It was a hung jury.