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Funniest Hung Jury Short Jokes

Short hung jury jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hung jury humour may include short hung jokes also.

1. Pornhub was sued a few months ago by xhamster The trial was long and hard, but ended with a hung jury
2. I just got to know that my wife cheated on me with all the jury members of my trial Can't blame her though, it was a hung jury
3. Bill Cosby is having a party to celebrate his hung jury. There will be free drinks for all the ladies.
4. Did you hear about the pornstar in court that was tried by a group of his peers? They had a hung jury.
5. I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict... He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.
6. Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers? So that there's no chance of a hung jury
7. Whenever I get jury duty, I never make it through jury selection After all, no one wants a hung jury
8. Why do Harlem trials never result in a conviction? Because they always end up with a hung jury.
9. I wanna tell you guys about the 1820 case of the courtroom of horse-stealers But the jury was hung
10. Why was my ex-wife so excited when I took her to court? She was hoping to get a hung jury.

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Hung Jury One Liners

Which hung jury one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hung jury? I can suggest the ones about hind and trial jury.

1. What do you call a jury of well-endowed gentlemen? A hung jury.
2. Why did the judge pass around XL Magnum condoms in court? Because it was a hung jury
3. What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men? A hung jury.
4. How do we know that Cosby's first jury was black? They were hung.
5. Why don't they let me be on a jury anymore? The jury would instantly be hung.
6. I've never had jury duty They say it is because I would make it a hung jury.
7. Got a summons for jury duty. At least now I know it will be a hung jury.
8. What do you call a jury of only black men? A hung jury.
9. She discovered that a hung jury is nowhere near as exciting as it sounds.
10. Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries.
11. I got caled into jury duty today... That's going to result in a well hung jury.
12. What do you call 12 guys with big d**...? A hung jury

Hung Jury Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hung jury you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jury jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hung jury pranks.