Hundredth Jokes
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Cheerful Fun Hundredth Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
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An elderly couple go to pray ..
When they're done their prayers the husband asks the wife "what were you praying for all this time?" And the wife replies "I was praying that every time we are reincarnated, for a hundred years you should be my husband. What did you pray for dear?" To which the husband replies "I was praying that this be the hundredth year."
A lady centipede crosses her legs.....
....."For the one hundredth time, NO!"
Bob, Rob, and Robert live on the six hundredth floor of an apartment building.
One day, the elevators are broken, so they have to take the stairs. To entertain themselves, they decide that for the first 200 floors, Bob will tell happy stories, for the middle 200 floors, Rob will tell funny stories, and for the last 200 floors, Robert will tell sad stories. On the 401st floor, Robert says, "Here's my sad story: I left our apartment's keys in the car."
An old woman in Texas is celebrating her one hundredth birthday.
The local news comes to her birthday party to congratulate her on achieving such an advanced age. They find her in good health and good spirits on her special day. They ask her what her secret to longevity is. She answers immediately and confidently that her method is to eat a tablespoon of gunpowder with breakfast every morning. Her family confirms that this has been her religiously observed habit for decades.
Well a few years later her time comes and she passes away. According to her will she wished to be cremated. She left her house to her church, her money to her family, and a hundred foot crater where the crematorium used to be.
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