Hunch Jokes
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Funniest Hunch Short Jokes
Short hunch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hunch humour may include short hatch jokes also.
- My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
- It has been 2 years and still nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire.... ...but Quasimodo has a hunch.
- Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
- I had a hunch that I wouldn't like the chiropractor, but he fixed my posture so... ...I stand corrected.
- I called the doctor this morning, "I think my back's broken" "What makes you say that?"
"I've got a hunch." - But Quasimodo, what makes you think you need to see a chiropractor? Oh, it's just a hunch...
Sorry. - Priest: Do you have any idea who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame? Quasimodo: I have a hunch.
Priest: Don't make this about you. - A guy visiting a cemetery notices a woman hunched down behind a grave. "Morning", he says respectfully.
"I'm not," she replies, "I'm just having a pee." - My landlady said she is evicting the tenant with the worst posture ... I have a hunch , it's me
- Hunchbacks would make great detectives They can start off every investigation saying, "Hmm, I have a hunch".
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Hunch One Liners
Which hunch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hunch? I can suggest the ones about hitch and bunch.
- Elon is firing twitter employees with bad posture I have a hunch I might be next.
- I have a theory on scoliosis It's just a hunch though
- I'm beginning to suspect I might have bad posture call it a hunch
- Why did Quasimodo make such a great detective? He always had a hunch.
- How did Quasimodo know that Esmeralda wasn't in love with him? He had a hunch.
- How did Igor find out that he was different than everybody else? He always had a hunch.
- What does a detective with bad posture say? "I have a hunch."
- I always had a hunch I should give up my cannibalism But it was just my stomach talking
- how did the detective know that quasimodo was the killer? he had a hunch.
- Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor ae his assistant? He had a hunch about him
- I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with my back. I'm not sure yet, but I have a hunch.
- Tom got a backache from working as a seer. He's got the hunch.
- How did the Paris police find Quasimodo? They followed a hunch
- Did you hear about Quasimodo investigating that kidnapping? He had a hunch.
- What do you call Supermans brother with hunched back? Kam-El
Hilarious Fun Hunch Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about hunch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crunch jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hunch pranks.
so the hunchback of notre dame died yesterday
and so today they are looking for a new guy to ring the bell.So they interviewed a few guys until the very last one but they were shocked to see he had no arms or legs so they asked "how are you going to ring the bell". He said "easy ill use my head" so they hired him and the next day he rang the bell with his head. But he fell off and died and everyone crowded around him and asked "anyone know him" and a "police man said no but his face sure rings a bell".
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On a hunch, I tried looking for the m**... at the corpse auction.
As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway.
Got diagnosed with Kyohosis
The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature.
I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch.
As a hunchback, I didn't think a Chiropractor would be able to help....
But I stand corrected.
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A detective in Paris is conversing with the hunchback of Notre Dame about a m**... committed the previous night
Detective: Well, who do you think did it?
The Hunchback of Notre Dame: I have a hunch.
A doctor's appointment
A man goes to the doctor complaining about back pain and the doctor notices the man's terrible posture.
"Do you have any ideas as to why you have such awful posture?" asks the doctor.
"Well", replies the man, "I've got a hunch."
"I think I have something seriously wrong with my spine" said Quasimodo
"What makes you think that?" asked Esmeralda.
"Just a hunch"
After years of going to the doctor about back problems, he finally diagnosed me with kyphosis.
I had a hunch
Where do hunchbacks go to prison?
Sciattica.
Why was the hunchback wizard so afraid of the Bogart?
It was Humphrey.
I just got a new job working for a mad scientist.
I think I only got the job because of the curve in my back, but it's just a hunch.
Talking to my friend about his self diagnosis
Him: "It's scoliosis."
Me: "How do you know?"
Him: "I have a hunch."
I think I'm getting curvature of the spine...
I haven't seen a doctor yet, it's just a hunch.
My boss told us that a customer complained about an employee with bad posture.
I have hunch it was me.
