Hun Jokes
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Funniest Hun Short Jokes
Short hun jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hun humour may include short darling jokes also.
- What do Winnie the Pooh, Atilla the Hun, and Smokey the Bear have in common? The same middle name.
- A cyclops was doing a crossword puzzle and asked his wife, "Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?" Biting her lip, she replied, "I think you need 2 'i's."
- What do Mack the knife, Attila the Hun, and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
- My wife and I were talking about obscure animals. She said, "I want to get a manatee."
"That's very generous," I replied, "no cream, no sugar please hun!" - "Hey, can I try feeding your snake?" "Sure. His bread is in the pantry."
"Your snake eats... Bread?"
"My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns, hun." - A newly wed couple... Husband: Hun, I have a huge problem.
Wife: Stop saying it's yours, we are married it's OUR problem now.
Husband: I got your best friend pregnant, we are the parents! - My son just told me what he thought LGBT stood for L - Let's
G - Get down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns - My wife can't figure out why my pet anaconda won't eat Bratwurst a la cart I told her that my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
- Which world leader would you suspect of stealing all that Nutella? My best guess is Nutella the Hun
- What do you call it when prisoners take their own mugshots? Cell-fies
(shamelessly stolen from The Hun's Yellow Pages)
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Which hun one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hun? I can suggest the ones about shampoo and wash.
- What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? The same middle name.
- Me and my husband Atilla got into an argument I told him "hun, let's not fight".
- What did Attila say to his housemate when he got in? Homie, I'm Hun!
- What did the diner waitress say to Attila? "More coffee, Hun?"
- Hey hun, have you heard about this new restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
- What do Attila the Hun and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Insatiable Bloodlust
- What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread.
- I used to work with a guy called Gary who was always eating We nick named him Hun
- What do you called a feared Hun army? An army of hun-dread.
- Is yur name Atilla cuz you can be my hun anytime!
- Wife:Isn't hot in here hun? Troll husband : It kinda is, ill adjust the AC.
- I told my wife I thought I was going bald. She said "Hun, your hair looks fine".
- Sir Scats-a-Lot My anaconda don't want none unless you got runs, hun.
- I call my girl Attila because she's my Hun.
- Why did Genghis Khan go to Burger King? Because he was Hun-gry
The Funniest Hun Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about hun you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sunblock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hun pranks.
A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping.
Wife: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.
Husband: O.K., hun.
Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted.
Wife: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
Husband: They had eggs.
I was on this plane once...
Captain sets for take off and we are 35000 feet in the air, the captain then sets his mic down but forgets to turn it off.
The captain turns to the co-pilot and says "all I could use right now is a b**... and a cup of coffee".
The stewardess starts running from the back of the plane to tell the captain he still has his mic on.
A guy in the back of the plane screams out "hey hun, don't forget the coffee!".
A jealous woman, while on a road trip with her friends, would call her husband everyday to check on him.
Her: Where are you?
Him: At home hun.
Her: Don't trust you. Can you run the food processor for me so I know you are home?
Him: Sure Hun .
Whirrrrrrrrrr
Him: There you go.
Her: Ok. Talk to you later...
This went on for a few days. She would call him and ask him to run the food processor, which he would do.
One day she called her children and asked : Where is dad?
Kid: No idea. He leaves early in the morning and comes back late in the night.
But he takes the food processor along wherever he goes.
On a whim, I bought a snake yesterday at the local pet store...
Last night, I attempted to feed it a freshly grilled hamburger.
Just the patty, no bread.
The thing is, he wouldn't eat it.
As it turns out,
my anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, Hun.
Who was first in Transylvania?
Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Hungarians Attila the Hun came to Transylvania.
He saw a beautiful lake, left his gilded armor, his Damascus sword and his white stallion on the shore and went for a swim.
When he got out of the lake - armor was gone, sword was gone and the horse was nowhere to be found.
Now you tell me - who were the first in Transylvania, Romanians or Hungarians?
(Romanian joke :-) )
A woman with terminal sickness calls for her husband for a final talk.
"Hebert" *cough* "Everything is settled for my final departure, I just have one final thing to ask of you" *cough* "Should you ever find a new woman in your life please do not let her wear my clothes..."
Herbert: "Okay hun, I promise... she's not your size anyway..."
snake joke
A guy wearing a snake walks up to a hot dog stand and asks for a hot dog for his snake.The woman running the stand says they don't have any buns so it just would be the meat.He says that sorry My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.
A man visits a h**.... As they are getting undressed, the man seems in awe of her lady bits. Watsamatta, hun? You ain't seen wonnadees since you crawled out of one?
No...it's just that I've never seen one I could crawl back into.
A guy walks into a bar...
There's a sign there that reads:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Grilled Cheese - $2
h**... - $10
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He asks the petite bartender "Are you the little lady that gives the h**...?"
Bartneder says "Why yes I am hun."
Guy says "well, wash those f**...' hands and make me a grilled cheese"
The programmers shopping list
The programmer's wife sent him to the grocery store.
"Hun, I need you to buy a loaf of bread, if they have eggs, buy a dozen.." she says.
Programmer comes home with 12 loafs of bread.
Fancy s**... Club
I found my self at a s**... club one evening. Apparently it was a nice one because when I pulled out a dollar bill to tip one of the dancers she promptly told me "sorry darling but we only take big bills here." without missing a beat I said "no problem hun, all I have are big bills." i winked at her, reached inside my coat pocket and stuffed my electric bill in her G-string.