Humvee Jokes
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I heard there was a humvee c**... at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart.
There were two colonels crushed.
How much does a Humvee cost the U.S. Military?
Around $1.1 million. $100k to buy it, and $1 million to destroy it after ISIL captures it.
What's the difference between a Humvee and a rental car?
There are just some places a Humvee wont go!
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