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3 humus jokes and hilarious humus puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about humus that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Hilarious Humus Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What is a good humus joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The Greek Economy is so bad...

...they've had to cut production of humus and taramasalata. It's a double-dip recession.

A worldwide chickpea shortage has caused Humus makers to add more lemon to the recipe

Retailers are expecting sales to fall and are prepared for a sharp dip.

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What do you call a gay tan-colored couch?

A humus sectional.

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