Humphreys Jokes
15 humphreys jokes and hilarious humphreys puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about humphreys that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Humphreys Short Jokes
Short humphreys jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The humphreys humour may include short jokes also.
- Asking for a friend... Please, I am very lonely and have nobody to talk to but my parakeet, Humphrey.
- What do you say when Humphrey Bogart goes one over par after his golfball hits a UFO? Bogey, bogeyed due to a bogey.
- Do you have a brother named Humphrey? Because I saw your mom on the corner yelling "Humphrey! Humphrey!"
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Humphreys One Liners
Which humphreys one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humphreys? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What do you call a camel with a flat back? Humphrey
- Lately I've been calling all my Wednesdays Bogart....... Because they've been Humphrey!
- Why was the hunchback wizard so afraid of the Bogart? It was Humphrey.
- What do you call an abstinent camel? Humphrey
Humphreys Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about humphreys you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humphreys pranks.
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So, a one-h**... camel marries a two-h**... camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a h**....
So they named him Humphrey.
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At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.
What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a h**...?
Humphrey!
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Bill's mom and dad want to have their own private time...
Bill's mom and dad want to have s**... but their son is always around.They come up with an idea and ask Bill to go to balcony and report everything happening in the neighborhood.
They start to have s**... while Bill reports.
"Miss Humphrey is going to office."
"Daniel is working at his garden."
"and umm..Mr.Bob is painting his window."
"Dave's mom and dad are having s**...."
Bill's mom and dad stop right away and his dad asks from the bedroom,"How do you know that?"
Bill says,"Dave is on the balcony."
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A tale of two camels
Buddy of mine works at the local zoo. He's usually taking care of the camel they have there they call Sir h**.... They had been noticing that he was looking mopey and depressed so they brought in a companion. This female camel was named Lady Lumps. Anyways, h**... was finally acting normal again and soon enough, they did the freaky deaky camel thruster and had a baby. This camel was born without a h**.... When I asked him was they ended up naming it he just smirked at me. He finally stopped and as serious as he could said:
"What do you think a h**...-less camel should be named? It's obvious...
Humphrey."