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So, a one-h**... camel marries a two-h**... camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a h**....
So they named him Humphrey.
What do you call a camel with a flat back?
Humphrey
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At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.
What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a h**...?
Humphrey!
Asking for a friend...
Please, I am very lonely and have nobody to talk to but my parakeet, Humphrey.
Lately I've been calling all my Wednesdays Bogart.......
Because they've been Humphrey!
What do you say when Humphrey Bogart goes one over par after his golfball hits a UFO?
Bogey, bogeyed due to a bogey.
Why was the hunchback wizard so afraid of the Bogart?
It was Humphrey.
What do you call an abstinent camel?
Humphrey
Do you have a brother named Humphrey?
Because I saw your mom on the corner yelling "Humphrey! Humphrey!"
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