Humphrey Jokes
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So, a one-h**... camel marries a two-h**... camel, and they have a baby, but the baby didn't have a h**....
So they named him Humphrey.
h**... day joke.
A one h**... camel married a two h**... camel and they had a baby that had no humps. What did they name the child?
Humphrey.
What do you call a camel with a flat back?
Humphrey
What do you call a camel with no humps???
Humphrey
At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week.
What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a h**...?
Humphrey!
Asking for a friend...
Please, I am very lonely and have nobody to talk to but my parakeet, Humphrey.
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Pregnant.
What do you call a camel that's still a v**...?
Humphrey
Lately I've been calling all my Wednesdays Bogart.......
Because they've been Humphrey!
What do you say when Humphrey Bogart goes one over par after his golfball hits a UFO?
Bogey, bogeyed due to a bogey.
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