Humpback Whale Jokes
28 humpback whale jokes and hilarious humpback whale puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about humpback whale that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Humpback Whale Short Jokes
Short humpback whale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The humpback whale humour may include short humpback jokes also.
- Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
- Interspecies communication breakthrough! I just sat on the toilet and realized my b**... speaks fluent Humpback Whale!
- What did the Humpback say to the s**... who was leaving early to get a species change? You should stay a whale.
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Humpback Whale One Liners
Which humpback whale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humpback whale? I can suggest the ones about whale and whale dolphin.
- Do you like whales? Cause I thought we could "Humpback" at my place.
- Girl are you a whale? Because we can humpback at my place
- What kind of whale bangs a camel? A humpback.
- What do you call a gay whale? A humpback
- What do you call a fat woman twerking? A humpback whale
- Whales have pretty s**... names, s**... whale, humpback whale... Your mom
- If you h**... a whale, does it humpback?
- Why don't they let whales into s**... clubs? They tend to humpback.
- Which whale makes the best s**... partner? One that will humpback!
- Why hasn't anyone seen or recorded humpback whales having s**...? They like it deep.
- What do you call a whale who was r**... and wanted revenge? Humpback
- You're mama is SO fat... your dad doesn't do d**... - he does the humpback whale
Unearthly Funniest Humpback Whale Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about humpback whale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean killer whale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humpback whale pranks.
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A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her...
He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large h**... on his back.
She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed h**... herself.
Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it.
Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow.
Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!
He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...
As she swam off she said..."I'll h**..., I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T s**... s**...!
Two humpback whales walk into a bar.
After seating themselves, the stunned bartender asks what they will have.
The first whale responds, Oooooooo….. Eeeeeeeee…. Oooooooooooooooooh!
The second whale says, Shut up, Frank. You're drunk.