Humpback Jokes

Following is our collection of whalecum humor and ultron one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Humpback puns for adults, dirty cetacean jokes or clean hunchback gags for kids.

There is an abundance of whale jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes on humpback. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any orcastra witze you can hear about humpback.

The Best jokes about Humpback

Whales have pretty sexual names, Sperm whale, humpback whale...

Your mom

If you hump a whale,

does it humpback?

Why don't they let whales into strip clubs?

They tend to humpback.

Whales

A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her...

He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large hump on his back.

She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed hump herself.

Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it.

Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow.

Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!

He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...

As she swam off she said..."I'll Hump, I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T SWALLOW SEAMEN!

Which whale makes the best sexual partner?

One that will humpback!


Do you like whales?

Cause I thought we could "Humpback" at my place.

Girl are you a whale?

Because we can humpback at my place

Why hasn't anyone seen or recorded humpback whales having sex?

They like it deep.

What kind of whale bangs a camel?

A humpback.

What did the Humpback say to the Sperm who was leaving early to get a species change?

You should stay a whale.

What do you call a gay whale?

A humpback


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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