humpback Jokes

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Whales have pretty sexual names, Sperm whale, humpback whale...

Your mom

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If you hump a whale,

does it humpback?

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A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her...

He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large hump on his back.

She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed hump herself.

Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it.

Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow.

Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!

He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...

As she swam off she said..."I'll Hump, I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T SWALLOW SEAMEN!

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Why don't they let whales into strip clubs?

They tend to humpback.

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Which whale makes the best sexual partner?

One that will humpback!

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Do you like whales?

Cause I thought we could "Humpback" at my place.

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Girl are you a whale?

Because we can humpback at my place

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Why hasn't anyone seen or recorded humpback whales having sex?

They like it deep.

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What kind of whale bangs a camel?

A humpback.

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"Genie, I wish to be shot out of a humpback! Please and thank you."

*poof*
You're whale cum

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Sperm, Dick, Willy, humpback...

Are all whale experts middle-school boys?

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What do you call a fat woman twerking?

A humpback whale

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[NSFW] What's the only animal that reciprocrates rape?

The humpback whale.

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What do you call a retarded camel?

A humpback.

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What did one horny whale say to the other?

Wanna humpback at my place?

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What do you call a gay whale?

A humpback

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Hey baby, are you a whale?

because we can humpback at my place. ;)

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You're mama is SO fat...

your dad doesn't do doggy style - he does the humpback whale

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3 Varieties of Whale for Reproduction.

1. Sperm Whale
2. Humpback Whale
3. A Free Willy!

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What do you call a whale who was raped and wanted revenge?

Humpback

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