Humpback Jokes
24 humpback jokes and hilarious humpback puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about humpback that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready for a good laugh? Then you'll love this collection of hilarious humpback whale jokes! From capsizing to whalecum and even Ultron, these humpback jokes are guaranteed to make you smile and keep you entertained.
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Funniest Humpback Short Jokes
Short humpback jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The humpback humour may include short hunchback jokes also.
- Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
- Interspecies communication breakthrough! I just sat on the toilet and realized my b**... speaks fluent Humpback Whale!
- What did the Humpback say to the s**... who was leaving early to get a species change? You should stay a whale.
- What do you call a h**...-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention? A drama-dairy.
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Humpback One Liners
Which humpback one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humpback? I can suggest the ones about camel hump and long necked.
- Do you like whales? Cause I thought we could "Humpback" at my place.
- Girl are you a whale? Because we can humpback at my place
- What kind of whale bangs a camel? A humpback.
- What do you call a gay whale? A humpback
- What do you call a fat woman twerking? A humpback whale
- Whales have pretty s**... names, s**... whale, humpback whale... Your mom
- If you h**... a whale, does it humpback?
- Why don't they let whales into s**... clubs? They tend to humpback.
- Which whale makes the best s**... partner? One that will humpback!
- Why hasn't anyone seen or recorded humpback whales having s**...? They like it deep.
- What do you call a whale who was r**... and wanted revenge? Humpback
- What do you call a r**... camel? A humpback.
- You're mama is SO fat... your dad doesn't do d**... - he does the humpback whale
Laughter Humpback Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about humpback you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean whale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humpback pranks.
A man walks in to a bar
And sees an ugly old humpback of a guy, who is constantly surrounded by women.
How to spot a millionaire, am I right? he winks and smiles at the bartender
No, Larry is a plumber, not a millionaire
Okay - so he must be extremely charming?
Larry is actually a man of very few words
Then what on earth makes him so incredibly popular with women??
I actually have no idea - every day he comes here, he just sits there quietly, drinking his beer, l**... his eyebrows..
Whales
A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her...
He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large h**... on his back.
She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed h**... herself.
Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it.
Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow.
Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!
He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...
As she swam off she said..."I'll h**..., I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T s**... s**...!
Two humpback whales walk into a bar.
After seating themselves, the stunned bartender asks what they will have.
The first whale responds, Oooooooo….. Eeeeeeeee…. Oooooooooooooooooh!
The second whale says, Shut up, Frank. You're drunk.
