The Best 16 Hump Day Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hump Day jokes. There are some hump day asked jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hump day afternoon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hump Day Jokes and Puns

My dog, Grandpa

The other day, my professor asked me what I'd name my dog if I got one.
I said, well I'd name him Grandpa.

That way, when people asked how my day was, I can say things like:

Oh man, I forgot to feed Grandpa today.

I feel bad for leaving Grandpa outside last night.

Grandpa pooped in the living room again.

I had to put grandpa down today.

Grandpa ran away again.

I caught Grandpa humping my friend's leg again.

And people who don't know me, won't know what I'm talking about.

Did you know that camels can last longer without water than sex?

They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.

Whales

A large Humpback whale is lazily enjoying a beautiful day when he sees a female Humpback whale just a little ways off, and he thinks to himself that he's going to try to impress her...

He swims over to her, and breeches the surface, showing off the large hump on his back.

She looked unimpressed as she breached and showed a larger more well formed hump herself.

Now, a little embarrassed, he tries again to impress her by taking a breath and blowing a huge cloud of mist and water with a really nice rainbow in it.

Once again she looked unimpressed and she blew a larger cloud of mist, with a more beautiful rainbow.

Now clearly agitated, the Male sees a Navel vessel in the distance and races off toward it. Just before he collides with the ship, he dives, jumps out of the water and as he sails over the bow of the ship, he plucks a sailor off the deck and in one gulp swallows him whole!

He swam back to her very proud of himself, only to find the female object of his attentions with a disgusted look on her face...

As she swam off she said..."I'll Hump, I'll Blow, BUT I WON'T SWALLOW SEAMEN!

Hump Day joke, Whales

A poor couple...

A poor couple try their best to make ends meet. Times were hard, and there were days when the couple couldn't afford to eat. To curb their hunger, the couple would have sex.

One evening, the husband comes home from work and finds his wife humping the arm rest of the couch. Perplexed, the husband asks what she was doing. The wife responds, "nothing, just heating up your dinner."

Hump day joke.

A one humped camel married a two humped camel and they had a baby that had no humps. What did they name the child?

Humphrey.


A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little insquisitive...

"Why do we have two humps," asked the son.
"That's so we can go for days without water. We can store it in the humps."

"Why do we have very long eyelashes?
"That," he was told, "is to protect the eyes from sand in a sand storm."

"And why do we have bulbous looking feet?"
"That's so we're can travel twice as fast through the desert."

"Dad," asked the young camel, "What the hell are we doing in this zoo?"

Of course Hugh Hefner died on a Wednesday

We call it hump day for a reason.

Hump Day joke, Of course Hugh Hefner died on a Wednesday

Making cake....

A mother and a daughter were walking down the street and they see two dogs humping. The daughter quickly looks up to her mother and says "mommy, mommy, what are they doing?" The mother replies by saying, "they're making cake."

The next day the daughter enters her parents room and says "I saw you two making cake!" The mother quickly replies, "How do you know that?"

And finally the daughter quickly responds by saying "I licked the icing off the bed!"

If Wednesday is hump day...

Would that make Tuesday foreplay day?

Every day of the week, I teach my students a historical event through the eyes of a nursery rhyme character.

So on hump day Humpty Dumpty dumped tea

Happy Hump Day!

Unless you're alone like me, in which case it's just a regular Wednesday.

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Why is International Women's day on a Wednesday?

Because it's Hump Day!

Why is the d silent in Wednesday?

Cause on hump day your already getting the D.

Tuesday is courtship day

It comes before the hump.

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Which camel is more frisky, the Bactrian camel or the Dromedary?

The Bactrian camel, because it has two humps every day, while the Dromedary gets by with only one.

Hump Day joke, Which camel is more frisky, the Bactrian camel or the Dromedary?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the hump day morning jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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