Humor Jokes
169 humor jokes and hilarious humor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about humor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Whether you're looking for a laugh at work or a chuckle with your girlfriend, this article has plenty of humor jokes for you to enjoy. Get funny for Christmas, or just enjoy a good joke and laugh. You won't find any unfunny jokes here!
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Funniest Humor Short Jokes
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- My sense of humor is a lot like COVID Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.
- A boy asked his mom "Mom, What is dark humor?" The mom said to the boy "See that man with no hands? Tell him to clap."
The boy then said to his mom "But mom, you know I'm blind!" - Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
- What do you call a wolf that is woke? Awarewolf
(credit goes to my GF, who's apparently practicing her dad humor. *sigh* please, don't wreck my karma) - Where did sally go when the bomb went off? - everywhere.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms..
Knock knock..
Whose there?
-not sally. - If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
- Tonight, while telling my grown children some dad jokes, my 34 y/o son hit me with… What's the difference between dad and an ice cream truck? The ice cream truck has Good Humor!
- While I was out shopping today I tipped in the store a woman saw this and wouldn't stop staring so I smiled at her and said "sorry, it's been a while since I possessed a body." She looked horrified.
- How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.
Guten Tag! - Courtesy of my 11-year-old: Dad, what's the difference between a humorous reference and an imaginary bread? One is a wry allusion and the other is a rye illusion.
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Humor One Liners
Which humor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humor? I can suggest the ones about comedy and funny.
- dark humor is like cancer. It's even funnier when children get it.
- German humor is like healthcare Many Americans simply don't get it
- Food is like dark humor not every one gets it.
- What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
- What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.
- Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is.
- Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home
- Of all medical humor, optometry jokes are number one Or number two.
- They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million Jews
- Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone.
- How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One
- My Therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds"..... So, I stabbed him. Now we wait.
- What does dark humor and health care have in common? Not everyone gets it...
- Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa.
- A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.
Sense Humor Jokes
Here is a list of funny sense humor jokes and even better sense humor puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Because we are very efficient and have a poor sense of humor.
- When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced. That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism. - Rick and Morty cancelled over joke Dan Harmon and Rick & Morty Are Canceled Because 2020 Has No Sense of Humor
- How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One.
They are very efficient and don't have a sense of humor. - I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor [REDACTED]
- Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor? Because they take everything, literally....
- How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They are efficient and have no sense of humor
- How many German people does it take to change a lighbulb? Only 1. They are efficient and lack sense of humor.
- My sense of humor is so dark It started stealing bikes!
- What kind of motorcycle has the best sense of humor? Yamahahaha
Dark Humor Jokes
Here is a list of funny dark humor jokes and even better dark humor puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- "Mom what's dark humor?" "Do you see that guy over there without arms? Ask him to clap his hand"
"But mom I'm blind..."
"Exactly!" - A: Whats's worse than a worm in the apple? B: The Holocaust.
A: What's worse than the Holocaust?
B: 5 Million Jews. - How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't, they just shoot the room for being black.
- Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend.
- How do you keep black people from stealing things in your back yard? You hang some in the front.
Relax It's dark humor - Two girls play in the park, one takes wood stick and says: "my dad's is this big". The other one says: "My dad's is smaller, but it still hurts..."
- A child asks his mother "mom, what is dark humor?" The mother responds: do you see that man without hands? Tell him to clap. On wich the son says: but mom I'm blind. And the mom responds: Exactly.
- Dark humor is like a child with a fatal disease It never gets old
- How do you kill 100 flies in A second? You slap an Ethiopian in the face.
- My humor is so dark That the cops are even beating it
Killing Humor Jokes
Here is a list of funny killing humor jokes and even better killing humor puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Dark humor is like drunk driving It kills when you cross over the line.
- I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
- Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill. - Dark humor is like food... I indulged in an unhealthy amount of it today, and now i want to kill myself.
- Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them! - Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work. - I like my women like I like my microwave. Cold on the outside, warm on the inside, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.
- Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself. - Hey, did you hear that self-deprecating humor is in right now? Yeah, it makes me want to kill myself.
- Join the Army, meet some fascinating people, then kill them.
Humor Kill Jokes
Here is a list of funny humor kill jokes and even better humor kill puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill o**... Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president. - A single car c**... kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
Laughter Humor Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about humor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hilarious jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humor pranks.
So there's this humor contest...
and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
Quantum humor is so random
Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car. Eventually, a cop pulled them over and ask Heisenberg, Sir, do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replied, No, but I can tell you exactly where I was. Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk? Schrodinger replied, I do now.
A lot of comedy today is observational humor
You guys ever noticed that?
I tried to be a tap dancer
but I kept falling in the sink!
(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)
Chemistry Humor...
"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.02214129×10^23 pieces?"
Guacomole.
I love telling your momma jokes
she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh.
A little guitar humor
I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor
Nerdy financial humor. You have been warned.
I started showing more interest in one of my investments.
It appreciated it.
There was a man who loved puns.
There once was a man who loved puns. They were his favorite kind of humor, and he would often spend time trying to come up with new ones. One morning he was feeling particularly inspired and thought up ten brand new puns. And so he went about his day with the intention of using his new puns to get a laugh from his friends, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Racial Humor
An Irish man is sitting at a bar, then a Chinese man sits down next to him. The Chinese takes a drink, the the Irish man says to him, "do you know Kung fu?". The Chinese man says, "why because I'm Chinese? That's just racist!". The Irish man says, "No, I ask because you're drinking my beer".
Dark humor is a lot like fresh drinking water...
Not everyone gets it.
s**... is like dark humor
Not everyone gets it.
What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian?
Dead.
What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?
Dead Pan.
People in wheelchairs just don't get humor.
They never know when you're pulling their leg.
Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt.
Well, that and s**....
Dark humor is like a t**... attack...
the timing needs to be just right.
A guy walking into a bar
sees an old man fishing in a puddle off the sidewalk.
Poor Old fool, he thought. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.
Ah, I love self-deprecating humor.
That's one more thing that won't love me back.
Dark humor is like...
...a headphone jack. Not everybody gets it.
I was woken up today by a tap on my door
Odd sense of humor my plummer has.
Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline.
What's the best thing about dark humor?
People don't take it lightly.
So a scientist creates a robot
And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain"
The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion."
"my god that's horrible that can't be true!"
"You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."
I love dark humor,
my favorite comedian is black.
One night a woman undressed in front of her husband...
"what turns you on more, my pretty face or my s**... body?" Asked the wife
The husband looked her up an down an said, "your sense of humor."
What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor.
Cutting edge technology
My humor is like a police line-up.
Dark.
Dark Humor is like Healthcare....
It's better if only some people get it."
Dark humor is like good internet service
Not everyone gets it.
A woman asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my s**... body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Dark humor is like a Make a Wish kid.
It never gets old.
I should write small jokes on a handful of coins
I will call them "cents of humor"
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
Dark humor is like clean water...
Not everyone gets it.
This morning there was a tap on my door
My plumber has a weird sense of humor
I was going to make a joke about water...
But it wouldn't sound good coming from me, as people say I have a dry sense of humor
What's the worst part about self-deprecating humor?
Me
I like using self-deprecating humor.
I'm just not very good at it.
Hits a bit too close to home
My favorite type of humor is self deprecating. That way nobody I care about gets hurt.
There was a comedy club called "The Joke"...
...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...
Want to know how dark my humor is?
It picks cotton
The opposite of self-deprecating humor is accounting
Instead of making jokes at your own expense, you makes jokes about other people's expenses.
Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
How many German engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. They are really good at technical things, and have no sense of humor.
A girl asked her boyfriend "Which do you love more, my pretty face more or my s**... body?"
Boyfriend - "I love your sense of humor most"
I used to hate Nihilist humor...
but nothing is funny to me now.
A married couple of 30 years are talking....
The wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my s**... body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Turkish Political Humor
Current Turkish gallows humour: A prisoner goes to the prison library, asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "we don't have that book... but we do have the author." From Moshik_Temkin on Twitter
Criminal Justice is a lot like racial humor.
It's the dark ones that get you in trouble.
A married couple was laying in bed one night
A married couple was laying in bed one night, when the wife turned to the husband and asks,
"What do you like best about me, my pretty face or my s**... body?"
The husband turns to her and says,
"I like your sense of humor the best"
I know this guy who constantly tells jokes about how often he craps his pants
Self-defecating humor
The people of Dubai don't get Flintstone's humor.
But the people of Abu Dabi do.
Mom got a s**... change operation
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a s**... change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a s**... change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
What is the thinnest book in the world?
20 centuries of German humor.
A guy is sitting home alone, when suddenly he hears a knock on the door.
He gets up to answer. There are two policemen outside. They ask him if he's married. He says yes and the policemen want to see the photo of the wife. He gets one and shows it to them.
The policemen exchange sad looks and one of them says:
"I'm very sorry, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."
"Yeah I guess, but she's got a great sense of humor and cooks a h**... of a brisket."
A wife asked, "what do you like about me the most, my pretty face or my s**... body?"
The husband replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
A little computer humor
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
What do you call a black woman who has had multiple abortions?
A crime fighter
What are the two things that never get old
Dark humor and unvaccinated kids
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer
It never gets old
Two things that will never get old:
Dark humor and unvaccinated children.
