Humorous Jokes

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Funniest Humorous Short Jokes

Short humorous jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The humorous humour may include short comedic jokes also.

  1. My sense of humor is a lot like COVID Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.
  2. A boy asked his mom "Mom, What is dark humor?" The mom said to the boy "See that man with no hands? Tell him to clap."
    The boy then said to his mom "But mom, you know I'm blind!"
  3. Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent asked, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
  4. What do you call a wolf that is woke? Awarewolf

    (credit goes to my GF, who's apparently practicing her dad humor. *sigh* please, don't wreck my karma)
  5. Where did sally go when the bomb went off? - everywhere.
    Why did sally fall off the swing?
    She had no arms..
    Knock knock..
    Whose there?
    -not sally.
  6. If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
  7. Tonight, while telling my grown children some dad jokes, my 34 y/o son hit me with… What's the difference between dad and an ice cream truck? The ice cream truck has Good Humor!
  8. While I was out shopping today I tipped in the store a woman saw this and wouldn't stop staring so I smiled at her and said "sorry, it's been a while since I possessed a body." She looked horrified.
  9. How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
    We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.
    Guten Tag!
  10. Courtesy of my 11-year-old: Dad, what's the difference between a humorous reference and an imaginary bread? One is a wry allusion and the other is a rye illusion.

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Humorous One Liners

Which humorous one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humorous? I can suggest the ones about hilarious and funny.

  1. dark humor is like cancer. It's even funnier when children get it.
  2. German humor is like healthcare Many Americans simply don't get it
  3. Food is like dark humor not every one gets it.
  4. What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
  5. What's the difference between a baby and a baked potato? About 140 calories.
  6. Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: Because they don't know where home is.
  7. Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home
  8. Of all medical humor, optometry jokes are number one Or number two.
  9. They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million Jews
  10. Dark humor is like clean water... it's just not accessible to everyone.
  11. How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One
  12. My Therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds"..... So, I stabbed him. Now we wait.
  13. What does dark humor and health care have in common? Not everyone gets it...
  14. Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa.
  15. A dark sense of humor is like a hospital. Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.

Humorous Story Jokes

Here is a list of funny humorous story jokes and even better humorous story puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Who are the fastest readers in the world?
    9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Humorous Church Jokes

Here is a list of funny humorous church jokes and even better humorous church puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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Comical Humorous Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about humorous you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean witty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humorous pranks.

By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:

**"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
Edit1: a typo
Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!

My 4 year old was taking her sweet time getting ready for bed and I said to her "quit stallin!"

She said to me, "I'm not stallin"
And I replied, "well, you might be right about that because you're certainly not Russian.'
I got nothing... no laughs, even after I thoroughly explained it to her. My daughter has no sense of humor.

"I'm sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing.

Except at a f**...

Mom got a s**... change operation

After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a s**... change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a s**... change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."

A wife gets n**...

…and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my s**... body?' 
Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'

A kid asks his mom:

- Mom, what's dark humor?
- Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap
- Mom! I'm blind....
- Exactly.

Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt.

Well, that and s**....

A girl asked her boyfriend "Which do you love more, my pretty face more or my s**... body?"

Boyfriend - "I love your sense of humor most"

Tomorrow I'm having skin grafted from my b**... onto my hand and I cope with humor. Make me laugh.

I'm going to have to ask my girlfriend if she wants to try b**... stuff just so we can hold hands.
The surgeon's going to hand my a**... to me.
If I high five someone did they technically s**... my a**...?

Humorous joke, How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?