The Best 28 Humorous Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Humorous jokes. There are some humorous hilariously jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these humorous humorous christmas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Humorous Jokes and Puns

By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:

**"A man who lays with another man should be stoned."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]

Edit1: a typo

Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!

The Entertainment

A charitable man decided to visit a sick ward at a hospital to cheer up the patients. He took along a keyboard and played humorous songs and told jokes at many a bedside. After finishing his final performance for an old man he said, "I hope you get better." The old man smiled vaguely at the performer and replied, "I hope you do too."

My 6 year old daughter just said to me..

"Dad, don't you find it inherently dishonest when people fabricate a false narrative using children to make the underlying message more humorous?"

I dunno what she talking about. Kids, eh?

Humorous joke, My 6 year old daughter just said to me..

How is a joke like an animal?

When you dissect it, it dies.

Get it? Because just like when you take apart an animal to see how it works, it obviously can't be alive anymore, by the same logic, picking apart the inner workings of a joke by over-explaining the punchline is going to kill the humorous spirit it carries; it would be ridiculous to expect a cat with its stomach contents spread out across a table to get up and catch a rat, and it would be similarly unfathomable to expect a joke with its punchline spelled out over a dozen lines of text to still produce a guffaw. How anyone...

I lost my job as a police officer just for giving a guy a breathalyser test.

Apparently it "wasn't humorous" to the passenger that survived.

I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork... spoons.

She did not find it humorous

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect.

Humorous joke, A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

I was trying to come up with a funny bone joke...

But I couldn't think of anything humorous.

My teacher said, because I was acting up in class, I have to do a book report on the largest bone in the arm.

Isn't that humorous?

Three stereotypes (one that you don't like) are in this particular situation

The first two act in a normal or clever way, while the third confirms some negative thing you want to think about the stereotype, but in a humorous way!!

Humorous jokes: A man in a bar

A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.
He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.
He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, Here…paint my house.

You can explore humorous funny reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean humorous humor dad jokes. There are also humorous puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Q: How many members of a cultural, religious or social outgroup does it take to accomplish a routine task?

A: An arbitrary number: One or more to actually perform the task, and the remainder to behave in an absurd fashion consistent with perceived humorous stereotypes!

Nasa techs put some humorous messages on the Space Shuttle Transporter attach points

I would appreciate it if we stopped posting Holocaust Jokes. They're not funny, witty, or humorous. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust

He fell off the Guard Tower

You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know?

My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up

Do you want to here a joke about skeletons? No?

Whatever, it's not that humorous.

Humorous joke, Do you want to here a joke about skeletons? No?

Everyone has a funny bone.

Mine is my humorous.

OG Rolling Stones Joke

I was on another forum, the comments section of a political site. Somebody was talking about how the Rolling Stones still got it despite having gotten a lot older. So people were making up humorous OG-version Stones song titles, like "Limping Jack Flash" and "Gimme Fiber."

And then somebody said it:

>!"Hey! You! Get Offa My Lawn!"!<

Why is your elbow called your funny bone?

Because it's connected to the humorous.

Historians recently discovered evidence that Hitler was a ventriloquist.

Apparently he would sneak out some nights with his dummy who was a violinist. He would bring the dummy to small concert venues and ventriloquize the violin music, interjecting humorous anti-Semitic remarks in between songs. To avoid being recognized, we wore a fake mustache, and called his act A Doll Fiddler.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes one German. That's it, because they are efficient. This is not humorous, stop laughing THIS INSTANT.

How do you make a humorous soup?

You use laughingstock.

I thought it was a good idea to start going to a doctor that was described as "humorous" in his online reviews...

....but it seems like his treatment for everything is to bleed me with leeches.

I'm clicking on this post now.

I think it's mildly humorous how this joke is written in the first person, so I'll leave an upvote because I feel obliged to do so.

I had a friend who was jocular and always humorous...

He recently lost both his arms in an accident. Now, he doesn't have a funny bone.

5 Humorous Commercials

Humorous quote: "Well, my mother's name was Opal, her mother's name was Ruby, her mother's name was Pearl, her mother's name was Sapphire and my daughter's name will be...

Jane, because this is a tradition that needs to stop.

What did the doctor say to the patient that had a broken humerus

The doctor said "without a humerus you will not be humorous anymore, get it??? Humerus and humorous, hahaha!!!"

The patient then said "I see you must of lost your humerus as well as that joke was not funny."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the humorous humorous story jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working humorous non humorous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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