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How is a joke like an animal?
When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Because just like when you take apart an animal to see how it works, it obviously can't be alive anymore, by the same logic, picking apart the inner workings of a joke by over-explaining the punchline is going to kill the humorous spirit it carries; it would be ridiculous to expect a cat with its stomach contents spread out across a table to get up and catch a rat, and it would be similarly unfathomable to expect a joke with its punchline spelled out over a dozen lines of text to still produce a guffaw. How anyone...
Dark humor is like drunk driving
It kills when you cross over the line.
I bet rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common?
A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill o**.
.. Bin Laden?
Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
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