Following is our collection of funny Humor jokes. There are some humor meta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these humor humor story puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend.
The Cowboys suck.
*(I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, but I don't lack a sense of humor.)*
You guys ever noticed that?
but I kept falling in the sink!
(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)
- everywhere.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms..
Knock knock..
Whose there?
-not sally.
it's just not accessible to everyone.
Tell that to 6 million Jews
There once was a man who loved puns. They were his favorite kind of humor, and he would often spend time trying to come up with new ones. One morning he was feeling particularly inspired and thought up ten brand new puns. And so he went about his day with the intention of using his new puns to get a laugh from his friends, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
An Irish man is sitting at a bar, then a Chinese man sits down next to him. The Chinese takes a drink, the the Irish man says to him, "do you know Kung fu?". The Chinese man says, "why because I'm Chinese? That's just racist!". The Irish man says, "No, I ask because you're drinking my beer".
Not everyone gets it.
Not everyone gets it.
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Dead.
Because it can't hit home
Dead Pan.
Laughing stock.
Just like children in Africa.
Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.
They never know when you're pulling their leg.
You hang some in the front.
Relax It's dark humor
Well, that and sex.
the timing needs to be just right.
Β sees an old man fishing in a puddle off the sidewalk.
Poor Old fool, he thought. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.
Because they take everything, literally....
...a headphone jack. Not everybody gets it.
A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods.
The little boy says *"Gee mister, it's dark out here. I'm scared!"*
The pedophile replies *"You're scared?! I have to walk out of here alone!"*
My father has a dark sense of humor..
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline.
[REDACTED]
People don't take it lightly.
And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain"
The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion."
"my god that's horrible that can't be true!"
"You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."
my favorite comedian is black.
"what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?" Asked the wife
The husband looked her up an down an said, "your sense of humor."
That the cops are even beating it
Cutting edge technology
It started stealing bikes!
Dark.
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
It never gets old.
It never gets old
Yamahahaha
Not everyone gets it.
Me
That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.
I'm just not very good at it.
...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...
It picks cotton
Instead of making jokes at your own expense, you makes jokes about other people's expenses.
Boyfriend - "I love your sense of humor most"
but nothing is funny to me now.
The wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
It's even funnier when children get it.
It's the dark ones that get you in trouble.
A married couple was laying in bed one night, when the wife turned to the husband and asks,
"What do you like best about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
The husband turns to her and says,
"I like your sense of humor the best"
But the people of Abu Dabi do.
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a sex change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a sex change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
One. They are efficient and have no sense of humor
He gets up to answer. There are two policemen outside. They ask him if he's married. He says yes and the policemen want to see the photo of the wife. He gets one and shows it to them.
The policemen exchange sad looks and one of them says:
"I'm very sorry, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."
"Yeah I guess, but she's got a great sense of humor and cooks a hell of a brisket."
The husband replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Only 1. They are efficient and lack sense of humor.
A crime fighter
One.
They are very efficient and don't have a sense of humor.
"Do you see that guy over there without arms? Ask him to clap his hand"
"But mom I'm blind..."
"Exactly!"
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Awarewolf
(credit goes to my GF, who's apparently practicing her dad humor. *sigh* please, don't wreck my karma)
This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
Dad: Do you see that man over there with no legs?
Ask him to jump.
Kid: But dad, I'm blind!
Dad: Exactly!
Not everyone gets it...
One.
We are very effective and donΒ΄t have a great sense of humor.
Guten Tag!
Mom: Well son, you see that man over there with no arms? Go tell him to clap.
Son: But, Mom! I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
The mother responds: do you see that man without hands? Tell him to clap. On wich the son says: but mom I'm blind. And the mom responds: Exactly.
I'm going to have to ask my girlfriend if she wants to try butt stuff just so we can hold hands.
The surgeon's going to hand my ass to me.
If I high five someone did they technically smack my ass?
Natasha is walking down street in Moscow and sees KGB friend Boris walking toward her.
Natasha says, Is that gun in pocket or are you just happy to see me.
Shot rings out and Natasha falls dead on street.
Was gun.
Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.
One. Because we are very efficient and have a poor sense of humor.
It was some dark humor.
What's the difference between dad and an ice cream truck? The ice cream truck has Good Humor!
I think it was peak humor
When she laughs too much, milk comes out her nose.
His friend started laughing immediately.
"Hold on," said the guy, "I haven't told it yet. You don't even know if it's going to be funny. It might be offensive."
"I'm sure it's going to be funny" his friend said, still laughing. "I've always had a sixth sense of humor."
Or number two.
She said to me, "I'm not stallin"
And I replied, "well, you might be right about that because you're certainly not Russian.'
I got nothing... no laughs, even after I thoroughly explained it to her. My daughter has no sense of humor.
DAD: "Hi 'Not comfortable with how often you use humor to change the subect when I bring up your debilitaing drinking problem', I'm Dad".
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