The Best 81 Humor Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Humor jokes. There are some humor meta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these humor humor story puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Humor Jokes and Puns
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for the day.
Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend.
What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain?
The Cowboys suck.
*(I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, but I don't lack a sense of humor.)*
A lot of comedy today is observational humor
You guys ever noticed that?
I tried to be a tap dancer
but I kept falling in the sink!
(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)
Where did sally go when the bomb went off?
- everywhere.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms..
Knock knock..
Whose there?
-not sally.
Dark humor is like clean water...
it's just not accessible to everyone.
They say there's safety in numbers...
Tell that to 6 million Jews
There was a man who loved puns.
There once was a man who loved puns. They were his favorite kind of humor, and he would often spend time trying to come up with new ones. One morning he was feeling particularly inspired and thought up ten brand new puns. And so he went about his day with the intention of using his new puns to get a laugh from his friends, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Racial Humor
An Irish man is sitting at a bar, then a Chinese man sits down next to him. The Chinese takes a drink, the the Irish man says to him, "do you know Kung fu?". The Chinese man says, "why because I'm Chinese? That's just racist!". The Irish man says, "No, I ask because you're drinking my beer".
Dark humor is a lot like fresh drinking water...
Not everyone gets it.
Sex is like dark humor
Not everyone gets it.
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What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian?
Dead.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home
What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?
Dead Pan.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Dark humor never gets old.
Just like children in Africa.
A dark sense of humor is like a hospital.
Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.
People in wheelchairs just don't get humor.
They never know when you're pulling their leg.
How do you keep black people from stealing things in your back yard?
You hang some in the front.
Relax It's dark humor
Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt.
Well, that and sex.
Dark humor is like a terrorist attack...
the timing needs to be just right.
A guy walking into a bar
sees an old man fishing in a puddle off the sidewalk.
Poor Old fool, he thought. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.
Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?
Because they take everything, literally....
Dark humor is like...
...a headphone jack. Not everybody gets it.
A pedophile and a little boy...
A pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods.
The little boy says *"Gee mister, it's dark out here. I'm scared!"*
The pedophile replies *"You're scared?! I have to walk out of here alone!"*
My father has a dark sense of humor..
Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline.
I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor
[REDACTED]
What's the best thing about dark humor?
People don't take it lightly.
So a scientist creates a robot
And he asks the robot, "can you feel pain"
The robot says, "yes however not like a normal human, I feel everything deeper and in slow motion."
"my god that's horrible that can't be true!"
"You're correct it isn't true, however we do have a dark sense of humor."
I love dark humor,
my favorite comedian is black.
One night a woman undressed in front of her husband...
"what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?" Asked the wife
The husband looked her up an down an said, "your sense of humor."
My humor is so dark
That the cops are even beating it
What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor.
Cutting edge technology
My sense of humor is so dark
It started stealing bikes!
My humor is like a police line-up.
Dark.
A woman asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Dark humor is like a Make a Wish kid.
It never gets old.
Dark humor is like a child with a fatal disease
It never gets old
What kind of motorcycle has the best sense of humor?
Yamahahaha
Dark humor is like clean water...
Not everyone gets it.
What's the worst part about self-deprecating humor?
Me
When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced.
That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.
I like using self-deprecating humor.
I'm just not very good at it.
There was a comedy club called "The Joke"...
...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...
Want to know how dark my humor is?
It picks cotton
The opposite of self-deprecating humor is accounting
Instead of making jokes at your own expense, you makes jokes about other people's expenses.
A girl asked her boyfriend "Which do you love more, my pretty face more or my sexy body?"
Boyfriend - "I love your sense of humor most"
I used to hate Nihilist humor...
but nothing is funny to me now.
A married couple of 30 years are talking....
The wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Dark humor is like cancer.
It's even funnier when children get it.
Criminal Justice is a lot like racial humor.
It's the dark ones that get you in trouble.
A married couple was laying in bed one night
A married couple was laying in bed one night, when the wife turned to the husband and asks,
"What do you like best about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
The husband turns to her and says,
"I like your sense of humor the best"
The people of Dubai don't get Flintstone's humor.
But the people of Abu Dabi do.
Mom got a sex change operation
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a sex change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a sex change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
One. They are efficient and have no sense of humor
A guy is sitting home alone, when suddenly he hears a knock on the door.
He gets up to answer. There are two policemen outside. They ask him if he's married. He says yes and the policemen want to see the photo of the wife. He gets one and shows it to them.
The policemen exchange sad looks and one of them says:
"I'm very sorry, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."
"Yeah I guess, but she's got a great sense of humor and cooks a hell of a brisket."
A wife asked, "what do you like about me the most, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
The husband replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
How many German people does it take to change a lighbulb?
Only 1. They are efficient and lack sense of humor.
What do you call a black woman who has had multiple abortions?
A crime fighter
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One.
They are very efficient and don't have a sense of humor.
"Mom what's dark humor?"
"Do you see that guy over there without arms? Ask him to clap his hand"
"But mom I'm blind..."
"Exactly!"
Dark HUMOR
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call a wolf that is woke?
Awarewolf
(credit goes to my GF, who's apparently practicing her dad humor. *sigh* please, don't wreck my karma)
If you lose one of your senses, your other senses get enhanced
This is why people with no sense of humor have a heightened sense of self'importance.
Kid: What is dark humor?
Dad: Do you see that man over there with no legs?
Ask him to jump.
Kid: But dad, I'm blind!
Dad: Exactly!
What does dark humor and health care have in common?
Not everyone gets it...
How many germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
We are very effective and don´t have a great sense of humor.
Guten Tag!
Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Well son, you see that man over there with no arms? Go tell him to clap.
Son: But, Mom! I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
A child asks his mother "mom, what is dark humor?"
The mother responds: do you see that man without hands? Tell him to clap. On wich the son says: but mom I'm blind. And the mom responds: Exactly.
Tomorrow I'm having skin grafted from my butt onto my hand and I cope with humor. Make me laugh.
I'm going to have to ask my girlfriend if she wants to try butt stuff just so we can hold hands.
The surgeon's going to hand my ass to me.
If I high five someone did they technically smack my ass?
KGB Joke. Because we don't have enough Soviet era humor
Natasha is walking down street in Moscow and sees KGB friend Boris walking toward her.
Natasha says, Is that gun in pocket or are you just happy to see me.
Shot rings out and Natasha falls dead on street.
Was gun.
My sense of humor is a lot like COVID
Tasteless, not good for large groups, and anyone who gets it is pretty sick.
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. Because we are very efficient and have a poor sense of humor.
I once told a dad joke with the lights turned out.
It was some dark humor.
Tonight, while telling my grown children some dad jokes, my 34 y/o son hit me with…
What's the difference between dad and an ice cream truck? The ice cream truck has Good Humor!
I just made a good mountain joke
I think it was peak humor
Forbidden by my wife/kids from telling any more "dad jokes", I resorted to telling our dairy cow - and discovered she has a great sense of humor. I have to be careful, though...
When she laughs too much, milk comes out her nose.
A guy told his friend "do you want to hear an edgy joke"?
His friend started laughing immediately.
"Hold on," said the guy, "I haven't told it yet. You don't even know if it's going to be funny. It might be offensive."
"I'm sure it's going to be funny" his friend said, still laughing. "I've always had a sixth sense of humor."
Of all medical humor, optometry jokes are number one
Or number two.
My 4 year old was taking her sweet time getting ready for bed and I said to her "quit stallin!"
She said to me, "I'm not stallin"
And I replied, "well, you might be right about that because you're certainly not Russian.'
I got nothing... no laughs, even after I thoroughly explained it to her. My daughter has no sense of humor.
SON: "Dad, I'm not comfortable with how often you use humor to change the subect when I bring up your debilitaing drinking problem."
DAD: "Hi 'Not comfortable with how often you use humor to change the subect when I bring up your debilitaing drinking problem', I'm Dad".
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