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and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
The Cowboys suck.
*(I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, but I don't lack a sense of humor.)*
Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car. Eventually, a cop pulled them over and ask Heisenberg, Sir, do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replied, No, but I can tell you exactly where I was. Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk? Schrodinger replied, I do now.
You guys ever noticed that?
but I kept falling in the sink!
(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)
"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.02214129×10^23 pieces?"
Guacomole.
she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh.
it's just not accessible to everyone.
I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor
I started showing more interest in one of my investments.
It appreciated it.
But I'm not any good at it.
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There once was a man who loved puns. They were his favorite kind of humor, and he would often spend time trying to come up with new ones. One morning he was feeling particularly inspired and thought up ten brand new puns. And so he went about his day with the intention of using his new puns to get a laugh from his friends, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
An Irish man is sitting at a bar, then a Chinese man sits down next to him. The Chinese takes a drink, the the Irish man says to him, "do you know Kung fu?". The Chinese man says, "why because I'm Chinese? That's just racist!". The Irish man says, "No, I ask because you're drinking my beer".
A kindergarden class is asked to do some drawing. The teacher approaches a 5-year-old girl in the class and asks her what she's drawing.
"I'm drawing God," she says.
The teacher smiles. "But no one knows what God looks like."
"They will in 5 minutes."
A Chihuahahaha.
Because it can't hit home
Dead Pan.
Laughing stock.
Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.
They never know when you're pulling their leg.
Well, that and sex.
the timing needs to be just right.
sees an old man fishing in a puddle off the sidewalk.
Poor Old fool, he thought. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?
The old man replied, You're the eighth.
Because they take everything, literally....
That's one more thing that won't love me back.
...a headphone jack. Not everybody gets it.
Odd sense of humor my plummer has.
Hi, bothered by the fact that the term "dad joke" refers to a certain kind of humor associated with dads, whereas the term "mom joke" refers to jokes that are derogatory towards mothers, I'm dad.
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"what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?" Asked the wife
The husband looked her up an down an said, "your sense of humor."
That the cops are even beating it
Cutting edge technology
Heard joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.
Everybody was laughing but i have a dry sense of humor
Cause that is the closest she will ever get to being funny.
All three of their wives are joining them to eat. Among the conversation, the man's boss's boss asks his wife to pass him the sugar.
"Pass the sugar, sugar."
Then his boss looks at his wife to pass him the honey.
"Pass the honey, honey." He says.
The man thinks he should match his boss's and boss's boss's humor.
He looks to his wife and says, "Pass the tea, bag."
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
It never gets old.
I will call them "cents of humor"
Some days it's low brow, and some days it's high brow.
It never gets old
Yamahahaha
Not everyone gets it.
My plumber has a weird sense of humor
But it wouldn't sound good coming from me, as people say I have a dry sense of humor
Me
That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.
I'm just not very good at it.
My favorite type of humor is self deprecating. That way nobody I care about gets hurt.
...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...
Instead of making jokes at your own expense, you makes jokes about other people's expenses.
The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!
(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)
Just one. They are really good at technical things, and have no sense of humor.
Just like me
The real joke's always in the comets.
Boyfriend - "I love your sense of humor most"
but nothing is funny to me now.
The wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
It's even funnier when children get it.
Current Turkish gallows humour: A prisoner goes to the prison library, asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "we don't have that book... but we do have the author." From Moshik_Temkin on Twitter
It's the dark ones that get you in trouble.
A married couple was laying in bed one night, when the wife turned to the husband and asks,
"What do you like best about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
The husband turns to her and says,
"I like your sense of humor the best"
Self-defecating humor
But the people of Abu Dabi do.
After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a sex change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.
That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.
"Did you seriously just have a sex change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.
He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."
20 centuries of German humor.
The husband laughed and answered with, Your sense of humor.
One. They are efficient and have no sense of humor
He gets up to answer. There are two policemen outside. They ask him if he's married. He says yes and the policemen want to see the photo of the wife. He gets one and shows it to them.
The policemen exchange sad looks and one of them says:
"I'm very sorry, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."
"Yeah I guess, but she's got a great sense of humor and cooks a hell of a brisket."
I swear I'm working with a bunch of stiffs.
The husband replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Only 1. They are efficient and lack sense of humor.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
They have a type of elevated humor
I was chatting with him recently and, no joke, he said he always enjoyed having Ascents of Humor with us.
Bravo, dad, bravo.
.... not everybody gets it.
Me : You've got to br kidding.
Scientist : This is no laughing matter.
The snack that smiles back
what did one state say to prove his credentials as a carpenter?
arkanSAW
That's just dark humor
A crime fighter
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