The Best 81 Humor Jokes

Following is our collection of Humor jokes which are very funny. There are some humor meta jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these humor funny puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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So there's this humor contest...

and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.

What does the NFL have in common with Brokeback Mountain?

The Cowboys suck.

*(I am a Dallas Cowboys fan, but I don't lack a sense of humor.)*

Quantum humor is so random

Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car. Eventually, a cop pulled them over and ask Heisenberg, Sir, do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg replied, No, but I can tell you exactly where I was. Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk? Schrodinger replied, I do now.

A lot of comedy today is observational humor

You guys ever noticed that?

I tried to be a tap dancer

but I kept falling in the sink!

(thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)


Chemistry Humor...

"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.02214129Γ—10^23 pieces?"

Guacomole.

I love telling your momma jokes

she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh.

Dark humor is like clean water...

it's just not accessible to everyone.

A little guitar humor

I broke a g-string trying to finger A minor

Nerdy financial humor. You have been warned.

I started showing more interest in one of my investments.

It appreciated it.

I tried using self deprecating humor

But I'm not any good at it.

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There was a man who loved puns.

There once was a man who loved puns. They were his favorite kind of humor, and he would often spend time trying to come up with new ones. One morning he was feeling particularly inspired and thought up ten brand new puns. And so he went about his day with the intention of using his new puns to get a laugh from his friends, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Racial Humor

An Irish man is sitting at a bar, then a Chinese man sits down next to him. The Chinese takes a drink, the the Irish man says to him, "do you know Kung fu?". The Chinese man says, "why because I'm Chinese? That's just racist!". The Irish man says, "No, I ask because you're drinking my beer".

For those who get Jewish humor...

A kindergarden class is asked to do some drawing. The teacher approaches a 5-year-old girl in the class and asks her what she's drawing.

"I'm drawing God," she says.

The teacher smiles. "But no one knows what God looks like."

"They will in 5 minutes."

What do you call a dog with a great sense of humor?

A Chihuahahaha.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?

Because it can't hit home

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

A dark sense of humor is like a hospital.

Lots of sickness and occasionally dead babies.


People in wheelchairs just don't get humor.

They never know when you're pulling their leg.

Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt.

Well, that and sex.

Dark humor is like a terrorist attack...

the timing needs to be just right.

A guy walking into a bar

Β sees an old man fishing in a puddle off the sidewalk.

Poor Old fool, he thought. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humor the old man and asked, So how many have you caught today?

The old man replied, You're the eighth.

Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor?

Because they take everything, literally....

Ah, I love self-deprecating humor.

That's one more thing that won't love me back.

Dark humor is like...

...a headphone jack. Not everybody gets it.

I was woken up today by a tap on my door

Odd sense of humor my plummer has.

Are you bothered by the fact that the term "dad joke" refers to a certain kind of humor associated with dads, whereas the term "mom joke" refers to jokes that are derogatory towards mothers?

Hi, bothered by the fact that the term "dad joke" refers to a certain kind of humor associated with dads, whereas the term "mom joke" refers to jokes that are derogatory towards mothers, I'm dad.

I have proof that the FBI has no sense of humor

[REDACTED]

One night a woman undressed in front of her husband...

"what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?" Asked the wife

The husband looked her up an down an said, "your sense of humor."

My humor is so dark

That the cops are even beating it

What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor.

Cutting edge technology

Rorschach humor

Heard joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

A guy fell in a puddle

Everybody was laughing but i have a dry sense of humor

It's funny that Schumer and humor rhyme

Cause that is the closest she will ever get to being funny.

A man is meeting with his boss and his boss's boss for brunch.

All three of their wives are joining them to eat. Among the conversation, the man's boss's boss asks his wife to pass him the sugar.
"Pass the sugar, sugar."
Then his boss looks at his wife to pass him the honey.
"Pass the honey, honey." He says.
The man thinks he should match his boss's and boss's boss's humor.
He looks to his wife and says, "Pass the tea, bag."

A woman asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

Dark humor is like a Make a Wish kid.

It never gets old.

I should write small jokes on a handful of coins

I will call them "cents of humor"

My sense of humor is like a Latina woman.

Some days it's low brow, and some days it's high brow.

Dark humor is like a child with a fatal disease

It never gets old

What kind of motorcycle has the best sense of humor?

Yamahahaha

Dark humor is like clean water...

Not everyone gets it.

This morning there was a tap on my door

My plumber has a weird sense of humor

I was going to make a joke about water...

But it wouldn't sound good coming from me, as people say I have a dry sense of humor

What's the worst part about self-deprecating humor?

Me

When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced.

That is why individuals with no sense of Humor
have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.

I like using self-deprecating humor.

I'm just not very good at it.

Hits a bit too close to home

My favorite type of humor is self deprecating. That way nobody I care about gets hurt.

There was a comedy club called "The Joke"...

...that had amazing popularity. It wasn't because of the humor the comedians on stage offered, but due to an extremely delicious fruit punch that the establishment sold. It was so popular that people would gather into a queue around the block just to try the stuff. After a while, however, people stopped coming because of the crowding, and the club went out of business. If only the Joke's punch line wasn't so long...

The opposite of self-deprecating humor is accounting

Instead of making jokes at your own expense, you makes jokes about other people's expenses.

Did you know the first Easter and ther first April Fools Day coincided as well?

The founder of both was a real trickster... He faked his own death!

(I feel like I should put a note here: this is not to mock religion... It's just a joke. If this offends you please get a sense of humor.)

How many German engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. They are really good at technical things, and have no sense of humor.

Self deprecating humor is stupid

Just like me

I've scoured the celestial bodies for humor.

The real joke's always in the comets.

A girl asked her boyfriend "Which do you love more, my pretty face more or my sexy body?"

Boyfriend - "I love your sense of humor most"

I used to hate Nihilist humor...

but nothing is funny to me now.

A married couple of 30 years are talking....

The wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

Dark humor is like cancer.

It's even funnier when children get it.

Turkish Political Humor

Current Turkish gallows humour: A prisoner goes to the prison library, asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "we don't have that book... but we do have the author." From Moshik_Temkin on Twitter

Criminal Justice is a lot like racial humor.

It's the dark ones that get you in trouble.

A married couple was laying in bed one night

A married couple was laying in bed one night, when the wife turned to the husband and asks,

"What do you like best about me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

The husband turns to her and says,

"I like your sense of humor the best"

I know this guy who constantly tells jokes about how often he craps his pants

Self-defecating humor

The people of Dubai don't get Flintstone's humor.

But the people of Abu Dabi do.

Mom got a sex change operation

After being unhappy for many years my mother came to me and said she was going to get a sex change operation. I didn't fully understand but I was very supportive throughout the whole operation, then he came home.

That's when it all started, all the time all day long horrible dad jokes, terrible puns and all around just awful humor. After a few weeks and being fed up, I realized something and I confronted them.

"Did you seriously just have a sex change operation just for the dad jokes?!" I asked.

He replied, "Oh you could see right through me, I must be so trans-parent."

What is the thinnest book in the world?

20 centuries of German humor.

A wife asks her husband, What do you like about me? My pretty face, or sexy body?

The husband laughed and answered with, Your sense of humor.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They are efficient and have no sense of humor

A guy is sitting home alone, when suddenly he hears a knock on the door.

He gets up to answer. There are two policemen outside. They ask him if he's married. He says yes and the policemen want to see the photo of the wife. He gets one and shows it to them.
The policemen exchange sad looks and one of them says:
"I'm very sorry, but it looks like your wife was hit by a truck."
"Yeah I guess, but she's got a great sense of humor and cooks a hell of a brisket."

I hate my job at the morgue, nobody gets my sense of humor.

I swear I'm working with a bunch of stiffs.

A wife asked, "what do you like about me the most, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

The husband replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

How many German people does it take to change a lighbulb?

Only 1. They are efficient and lack sense of humor.

A little computer humor

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Why are people on higher floors funnier?

They have a type of elevated humor

As kids, my dad used to tell us a joke while we walked up the stairs to our bedrooms.

I was chatting with him recently and, no joke, he said he always enjoyed having Ascents of Humor with us.

Bravo, dad, bravo.

Dark humor is like clean drinking water.....

.... not everybody gets it.

Scientist: We've discovered a clump of atoms that has no sense of humor.

Me : You've got to br kidding.
Scientist : This is no laughing matter.

Dark humor warning: What do cannibals call children?

The snack that smiles back

state humor

what did one state say to prove his credentials as a carpenter?

arkanSAW

Don't joke about power outages

That's just dark humor

What do you call a black woman who has had multiple abortions?

A crime fighter

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