Hummuscide Jokes
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I poisoned my wifes pita dip
The police charged me with hummus-cide
A man was found dead in vat of ground chickpeas.
Police are considering it a hummus-cide.
Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant?
Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide.
What do you call it when a chickpea kills someone?
Hummus-cide
What happens when you electrocute a chickpea?
You'll get charged with hummuscide
Why did the chickpea get arrested?
He committed a Hummus-cide
What do you call a m**... in the middle east?
A hummus-cide
Det. Chick Pea at your service.
What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another chickpea to death.
Hummuscide
Thank you, I'll let myself out...
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