Hummus Jokes

Funniest Hummus Short Jokes

Short hummus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hummus humour may include short guacamole jokes also.

1. We just got home from karaoke. My wife tried to sing with a mouth full of chick peas I told her to hummus a tune
2. What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas? Black eyed peas can sing us a song, Chickpeas can only hummus one!
3. Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir? They could hummus a song!
   (I was really proud of this one.)
4. Why did the policeman go to the Lebanese restaurant? He was following up reports of a possible hummus side
5. Did you hear about the guy they found dead at the Mediterranean restaurant? Yeah, police are calling it a hummus-cide.
6. Eating Hummus with my co-workers and I asked Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
   ... I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
7. Why are black eyed peas better than chick peas? Because Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but chick peas can only hummus
8. My wife and I found this GREAT chickpea spread..... it's so good we wish it could SING. But all it could do was hummus a tune.
9. I was taking a dip in the local pool, and the lifeguard said "Hey! What have you got"? "Hummus".
10. Did you hear about the chick pea who released a autobiography 3 years after his death? It was released post-hummus-ly

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Hummus One Liners

Which hummus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hummus? I can suggest the ones about salami and yoghurt.

1. I poisoned my wifes pita dip The police charged me with hummus-cide
2. A man was found dead in vat of ground chickpeas. Police are considering it a hummus-cide.
3. What does hummus and a women's restroom have in common? Chickpeas in 'em
4. What do Israel and Palestine have in common? Both are pro hummus
5. How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? A tahini bit.
6. My hummus is never ending. It goes on a naan.
7. Why was the Chickpea in Prison? He committed Hummus-ide
8. What do watersports and hummus have in common? Chickpeas
9. Today I had a second helping of hummus. I was arrested for double hummus-ide.
10. My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her... Can't believe that chick pea'd herself
11. Do you know why it's called, hummus? Because it doesn't know the words.
12. Lebanese mind set : Make hummus not war !
13. if hummus is made from chick peas, what is chocolate hummus made from? chick poos.
14. What do you call expired hummus? Posthummus!
15. Ugh.. I ate too much hummus.. And now I filafel.

Howlingly Hilarious Hummus Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about hummus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mustard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hummus pranks.