Humming Jokes

33 humming jokes and hilarious humming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about humming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Humming Short Jokes

Short humming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The humming humour may include short buzzing jokes also.

  1. I listened to All Star so many times it gave me tinnitus. Now, my ears start humming and they don't stop humming.
  2. I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, Do you have any idea why my car is humming? He replied, Probably because it doesn't know all the lyrics.
  3. Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises.
  4. At a job interview, they asked me how well I could perform under pressure. I told them I could hum a few bars, but I was more of a fan of Bohemian Rhapsody.
  5. When I'm trying to find a hum in my music studio: Hmmmm.
    I made this up and no matter how few upvotes it gets im proud because it's original.
  6. The teacher asked little Johnnie if he had ever seen a humming bird... Little Johnnie said, "No, but one time I saw a spelling bee."
  7. What do you call a grasshopper that forgot the words to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas?" A "hum" bug.
  8. Music in Prison I knew a guy who got sent to a prison in New York and while there, would hum along to Benny Goodman recordings. He would sing Sing, Sing, Sing in Sing Sing.
  9. I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, soon, my brother.
  10. What's the opposite of a Christmas Beetle? A Bah-hum-bug. :D

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Humming One Liners

Which humming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humming? I can suggest the ones about beeping and hummer.

  1. Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don't know the words.
  2. Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words.
  3. Why do hummingbirds hum? They forgot the lyrics
  4. Do songbirds get mad... At humming birds for not knowing the lyrics?
  5. Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words
  6. what does a bee eat for lunch? hum burgers
  7. Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the words.
  8. Why do bees hum They don't know the words
  9. Why do bees hum? Because they can't remember the lyrics
  10. what do you serve a bee for dinner? hum burgers
  11. Hummingbirds I finally found out why hummingbirds hum
    They don't know the lyrics.
  12. What do bees eat? Hum-burgers
  13. What did the sheep say when it was startled by a musical dog? Bah! Hum pug!
  14. What happened to the Jobby that couldn't sing? It just sat there humming
  15. Why does a voltage transformer Hum? Because it forgot the words.

Humming joke, Why does a voltage transformer Hum?

Hilarious Humming Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about humming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean singing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humming pranks.

Came back home to a message from my girlfriend

Came back to find a message from my girlfriend on the fridge.
"It's not working, I give up, I have gone to stay at my mother's"
The fridge was humming away happily. I opened it, the light was on. I touched the beers inside, they were cold.
I don't understand, what does she mean?

Old man driving alone

An old man is driving along the road humming to himself.
Suddenly he hears a police siren and a motorcycle cop pulls him over.
He can't imagine what could be wrong.
"Sir, do you realize that you left your wife behind in the gas station?"
"I did? I am so relieved."
"You're relieved you drove off without your wife?"
The gent nods.
"But didn't you sense something was wrong?"
"Yes, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Electrical Hum - True story

Was working on a Generator switchgear with the factory representative who was from Ireland and we had the generators running and the electrical panel open with all the thick bare copper busbars visible. As most may know anything with a ton of electricity flowing through it makes this humming sound. I told the rep that the hum always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
He said " Do u know why it hums?"
Me, expecting a technical response, " No I dont know. Why does it hum?"
With a totally serious face he replied " Cuz it dont know the fookin words"

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

Person 1: [Humming a continuous tone]

Person 2: Why are you doing that?
Person 1: Doing what?
Person 2: You're just humming the same note without stopping.
Person 1: Oh that? I'm just waving.
Person 2: Huh?
Person 1: It's sine language.

Why don't hummingbirds sing songs?

Because they don't know the words.

Studies have shown that if presented with song lyrics, the human mind will produce the melody and have it in the background. According to the researchers,

your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know.

The priest reached out and pressed the bell for the boy.

A local priest was walking down the street of his small town. He was happily humming a tune when he saw a little boy trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house.
Hey there, kid said the priest with a kind smile, let me help you out. The priest reached out and pressed the bell for the boy.
Anything else I can do for you? he asked.
Yes, said the boy, nodding eagerly. Run! We've only got a few seconds before they come!

A hummingbird is a lot like a songbird,

It just doesn't know the lyrics.

A hummingbird and a scientist walk into a bar...

Nah, just kidding, hummingbirds can't walk.

Humming joke, A hummingbird and a scientist walk into a bar...