Hummer Jokes
18 hummer jokes and hilarious hummer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hummer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Hummer Short Jokes
Short hummer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hummer humour may include short limo jokes also.
- Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers? So that there's no chance of a hung jury
- For my wife's birthday, I got a guy to follow her all day making bee noises. She really wanted a h**....
- I want to make an impact on the planet that lasts long after I'm gone That's why I drive a h**...
- I had my truck seviced at the dealer. While I was waiting, the service manager offered to give me a h**.... I had to explain to her that I couldn't drive two vehicles at once.
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Hummer One Liners
Which hummer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hummer? I can suggest the ones about humming and helicopter.
- Can't whistle? That's okay! We prefer hummers anyway!
- I told the doctor I need p**... reduction. He said to buy a few guns and drive a h**....
- Why did the h**... cross the river? For the insurance money.
- What's a car that sings? A h**...
- What's the most musical SUV truck? A h**....
- What do you call a guy with a Summer h**... Cocktail? a bummer
ps: oc attempt - What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a h**...? A gray and red hairy paste.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Hummer Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about hummer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hippo jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hummer pranks.
3 women were discussing their s**... lives..
The first one said-"My husband is like a h**...; big, strong and rock hard."
The second says-"My husband is like a Porsche; smooth, sleek and fast."
They look at the third one to speak up. She pauses for a second, and then says-"Mine's like an old Chevy.. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while its still going."
Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Officer in a h**... H1 stop next to a Soldier in a Wrangler:
Officer : "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again! Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"
Two Amish women are walking down the street.
Two Amish woman are walking down the street when they come across a momma skunk and a baby skunk. A h**... comes driving by at 60 mph and runs over the momma skunk and kills it. The first Amish girl says oh my we can't let that baby skunk by itself. So she picks it up and puts it under her dress to safely take it home. The second Amish girl says what about the smell. First one responds I don't think it will mind
