Humm Jokes
15 humm jokes and hilarious humm puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about humm that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What does hummus and a women's restroom have in common?
Chickpeas in 'em
Why do hummingbirds hum?
They don't know the words.
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Why did the h**... cross the river?
For the insurance money.
How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?
A tahini bit.
What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?
He nectar!
My hummus is never ending.
It goes on a naan.
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How is hummus like a g**...?
They're both made of chickpea.
A hummingbird is a lot like a songbird,
It just doesn't know the lyrics.
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If the hurricane picks up a car, what do you call it?
Florence and the Machine!
A hummingbird and a scientist walk into a bar...
Nah, just kidding, hummingbirds can't walk.
if hummus is made from chick peas, what is chocolate hummus made from?
chick poos.
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Did you know that hummus is the international food choice for l**...?
Its because hummus is made of Chick peas
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Humm One Liners
Which humm one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humm? I can suggest the ones about yep and soldier.
- Anyone know why a electrical transformer humms? Because it forgot the words.
- Humm If the hurricane picks up a car, what do you call it?
Florence and the Machine! - What do you call a band with a harmonica player and a percussionist? Humm-drum
