Humidity Jokes
19 humidity jokes and hilarious humidity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about humidity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of funny jokes and puns about humidity! Read on to find out why humidity can be so miserable, and maybe even have a few laughs. Learn why overheated and overcast days can make hair feel like an unforgiving mess, and why no one in the south can manage to stay dry in the summer. Humidity has never been this funny!
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Funniest Humidity Short Jokes
Short humidity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The humidity humour may include short hydro jokes also.
- I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.
- Everything in Florida is in the 80s The Temperature, the Humidity, the Average Age, and the IQ.
- A father and son were out walking one humid summer evening Taking note of the weather, the son said, "Man, it sure is muggy out."
"Yeah," replied the father "I lost my wallet five minutes ago." - I want to own a basketball franchise in Miami and I want to name the team humidy... Then when someone asks if its the heat I can go "its not the heat, its the humidity."
- Someone broke into my house last night and turned my humidity up all the way. Thanks for the mold, kind stranger!
- What do you call the sweat on the bodies of two people having s**... in West Virginia? Relative Humidity
- What do you call the sweat on you while you're having s**... with your wife's sister? Relative humidity
- Hutterite Jokes How did the Hutterite man find his daughter in the woods?
Quite satisfying
What do you call the sweat between two hutterites having s**...?
relative humidity - I saw a bunch of w**... running down the street the other day. I had no idea there was a marathon that day. God was it ever humid.
- What does relative humidity mean to a r**...? The sweat that forms on your nuts when you're b**... your sister.
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Humidity One Liners
Which humidity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humidity? I can suggest the ones about rain and pressure.
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Heat - This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy.
- What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
- How does Nietzsche feel about the summer weather? It's humid, all-too-humid.
- Why do we say 'humidity' and not 'dryness'? We need to make it sound dank ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Man, it was so humid today.. When I spit it got stuck in the air.
- You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity.
- What do you call the moisture between two h**... having s**...? Relative humidity.
Quirky and Hilarious Humidity Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
What funny jokes about humidity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humidity pranks.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, the fire dwindling nearby, Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see".
Watson said "I see a fantastic panorama of countless of stars".
Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"
Watson: "Astronomically, it suggests to me that if there are billions of other galaxies that have roughly similar stellar population densities as represented by my view, that, potentially, trillions of planets may be associated with such a galactic and, therefore, stellar population. Allowing for similar chemical distribution throughout the cosmos it may be reasonably implied that life-and possibly intelligent life-may well fill the universe.
Also, being a believer, theologically, it tells me that the vastness of space may be yet another suggestion of the greatness of God and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, the blackness of the sky and the crispness of the stellar images tells me that there is low humidity and stable air and therefore we are most likely to enjoy a beautiful day tomorrow.
Why? - What does it tell you, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: "Someone stole our tent".
Contradicting Coronavirus advice!
First, we hear alcohol may prevent the virus... now research suggests the opposite. Then we're told heat and humidity has no effect, but wait... direct sunlight might quickly kill the virus. So, if you come across some elderly bloke, standing in the yard, intoxicated and n**..., leave me alone... I'm conducting important medical research.
