Humerus Jokes

Funniest Humerus Short Jokes

Short humerus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The humerus humour may include short torso jokes also.

1. At first, I wasn't embarrassed about the way I broke my arm But I heard the doctors calling it a "humerus fracture"
2. Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed. Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
3. You know what my favorite bone is? The ulna. I'm sorry if you thought this joke would be humerus.
4. TIFU by slipping in the shower and breaking my arm At first I tried to laugh it off but soon realised that this wasn't humerus
5. I was mowing my lawn and I found a shallow unmarked grave and I can't stop laughing I don't know why I just found this humerus
6. What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
7. My friend broke his upper arm. If you're wondering how this is a joke, it's not really. I just found it humerus.
8. What is the funniest part of the human body? It would be the humerus but something in the lungs is cilia
9. I was born with abnormally large arms.... ...the doctor said I was very humerus
10. I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus

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Humerus One Liners

Which humerus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humerus? I can suggest the ones about human anatomy and elbow.

1. If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
2. Puns about your bones are generally humerus. But puns about the eyes are even cornea.
3. There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.
4. Why shouldn't you joke about broken legs? Because it's not Humerus
5. Why did everyone laugh at the skeleton? Because he was humerus.
6. What is a comedic skeleton's best asset? His humerus.
7. I could tell you a joke about bones... But some of you may not find it very humerus
8. I made a joke about the bone of my upper arm It was humerus
9. I've stopped being funny ever since that accident The doctors said I lost my humerus
10. I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!
11. Bones always make me laugh. They're just so humerus!
    ^^I'll ^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^^out
12. A skeleton lost his funny bone. It was quite humerus.
13. [DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus.
14. Why did the comedian steal the skeleton's arm bone? He thought it would be humerus.
15. Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton? It's near-humerus.

Humerus Bone Jokes

Here is a list of funny humerus bone jokes and even better humerus bone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...It wasnt Humerus
• Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either
• Doc, my leg bone is missing! "You must be joking!"
  "No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'
• what is funny about hitting your funny bone? there is nothing humerus about it
• Describe the funny bone. It's rather humerus
• I met Ken Bone yesterday I found him to be humerus.
• A man yells at his doctor, "I've got a bone to pick with you!" "Is it the humerus?"
• Girl, are you my funny bone? Cause you're humerus.
• What did the elbow say to the shoulder? Between us I think this bone is humerus.

Amusing Humerus Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about humerus you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shoulder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humerus pranks.