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Funniest Humerus Bone Short Jokes

Short humerus bone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The humerus bone humour may include short humerus jokes also.

  1. Two teenagers snuck into a crypt at night. One tripped over a small bone and the other unashamedly laughed. Can't blame him though, it was a little humerus.
  2. You know what my favorite bone is? The ulna. I'm sorry if you thought this joke would be humerus.
  3. What did the skeleton say before dinner? BONE appetit. His whole family found that HUMERUS.
  4. Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either
  5. Doc, my leg bone is missing! "You must be joking!"
    "No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'
  6. I met Ken Bone yesterday I found him to be humerus.
  7. A man yells at his doctor, "I've got a bone to pick with you!" "Is it the humerus?"
  8. Girl, are you my funny bone? Cause you're humerus.
  9. What did the elbow say to the shoulder? Between us I think this bone is humerus.

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Humerus Bone One Liners

Which humerus bone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humerus bone? I can suggest the ones about funny bone and bone.

  1. If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
  2. Puns about your bones are generally humerus. But puns about the eyes are even cornea.
  3. There's no such thing as the funny bone... But I heard the upper arm is quite humerus.
  4. I could tell you a joke about bones... But some of you may not find it very humerus
  5. I made a joke about the bone of my upper arm It was humerus
  6. I find puns about bones to be... quite Humerus!
  7. Bones always make me laugh. They're just so humerus!
    ^^I'll ^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^^out
  8. A skeleton lost his funny bone. It was quite humerus.
  9. [DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus.
  10. Why did the comedian steal the skeleton's arm bone? He thought it would be humerus.
  11. Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton? It's near-humerus.
  12. I had reconstructive bone surgery It wasn't Humerus
  13. Yesterday, someone tickled my bone... ...It wasnt Humerus
  14. what is funny about hitting your funny bone? there is nothing humerus about it
  15. Describe the funny bone. It's rather humerus

Fun-Filled Humerus Bone Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about humerus bone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean human anatomy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humerus bone pranks.

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Kirk breaks his arm and goes to see Doctor McCoy.

McCoy starts to s**... and says, "Well James, you may not be laughing on the outside, but on the inside you're cracking up!"
"Funny, Bones", replies Kirk with a smirk.
"Actually James", says McCoy, checking Kirk's arm, "your humerus!"

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Workshop dad joke.

My wife never gets my jokes, so in my last will and testament I left her my arm bone, because I thought it would be humerus.

A baby clown fell down and broke a bone.

The doctor told the baby clown's father that they broke the bone in between their shoulder and elbow.
The man laughs.
Why would you laugh!?
Its humerus.

A biologist walks up to his friend and says

Biologist : Hey wanna hear a joke?
Friend : sure, go ahead
Biologist : bone of the upper arm
Friend : wow, that's humerus
(I'm not even a dad and idk if this counts as a dad joke but anyways thought of this while studying biology so had to post it)

My buddy Greg just lost both his arms...

He used to be such a cheery guy, so full of life ,but he hasn't laughed or smiled once at any of my jokes since his accident...
He doesn't have a single humerus bone in his body.

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