Humble Jokes

• Short Humble Jokes
• Humble One Liners
• Humble Brag Jokes
• Humble Pie Jokes
• Stay Humble Jokes
• More Humble Jokes

Funniest Humble Short Jokes

Short humble jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The humble humour may include short humility jokes also.

1. My New Year's Resolution is to be more humble... Which should be easy as I'm already *really* good at it!
2. I purchased a humble potato gun the other day. Turned out it was a weapon of mashed destruction.
3. A scoliosis patient had given up hope of recovery.. But after the long and painful surgery, he took his first steps and humbly said "I stand corrected".
4. My parents never taught me how to be humble or modest I'm just naturally incredible at it.
5. When Bigfoot made love to Scarlett Johansson we expected him to brag about it. Yeti remained humble.
6. I'm very successful but I have my humble upbringing to thank For example my father was just a blue collar road worker...but he really paved the way
7. I love my beautician. Shes so humble. When I tell her to make me look presentable, she says "Honey, I'm not a miracle worker"
8. Thanks alot Kendrick Lamar!!! Now whenever I tell my kids to "Sit Down!" when they are acting up in public, they reply with "Be Humble!"
9. My girlfriend told me to humble down shes just jealous of the fact that I'm the most humble man on earth
10. A rouge English cavalier from the Middle Ages is magically sent into the future to depose Thailand's most ruthless dictator. One knight in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

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Humble One Liners

Which humble one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humble? I can suggest the ones about arrogant and respectful.

1. I'm quite a humble person but I'm not proud of that. That's what I'm proud of.
2. She was just a humble whiskey maker. He loved her still.
3. I just found out Pride is one of the seven sins. Good thing I'm so amazingly humble.
4. My favorite thing about myself is that I'm humble.
5. My late grandpa used to hate looking in the mirror Humble man, terrible driver
6. i got an award for being humble. I obviously didnt accept it.
7. I'm good at everything except being humble Because I'm great at it
8. Have you heard about the humble farmer? He's a grower, not a shower.
9. I don't know why people call me arrogant I'm the most humble guy in the world
10. I never brag You could say I'm the most humble person in the world.
11. I am pretty humble guy I've got my three legs on the ground
12. I like to think of myself as a humble man. Actually, I just like to think of myself.
13. Its hard being humble But I bet I'm more humble than anyone else on Earth.
14. i'm pretty... ...humble
15. I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.

Humble Brag Jokes

Here is a list of funny humble brag jokes and even better humble brag puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Kendrick Lamar's been dropping a lot of false modesty since his grammy win... you could call it a Humble brag.

Humble Pie Jokes

Here is a list of funny humble pie jokes and even better humble pie puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's a Democrat's least favorite food? Humble pie.

Stay Humble Jokes

Here is a list of funny stay humble jokes and even better stay humble puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do I stay humble? Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Ridiculous Humble Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about humble you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean honest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humble pranks.