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Hilarious Humanoid Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What is a good humanoid joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I'm the humanoid version of Windows95..

I'm slow, past my prime, constantly crashing, and no longer supported.

What famous humanoid robot wrote Phantom of the Opera?

Android Lloyd Webber

A power plant blows up near a aquarium...

and I had to be the one to tell my boss about the mutated eels. After I gathered all my courage, I said to him
Sir, the eels have fur all over them and are humanoid too!
My boss looked so surprised and asked
Fur-eel man?

What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time?

A meander-thal!

So my friend borrowed a humanoid lady robot from me yesterday

I just met him at the ICU, he asked, "Why didn't you tell me the hole between her legs was a sharpener!?"

Did you know that humans have actually created humanoid robots in 1954?

They called their invention, "Scientology."


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