Humanitarian Jokes

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Funniest Humanitarian Short Jokes

Short humanitarian jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The humanitarian humour may include short human rights jokes also.

1. Emergency measures On behalf of the international community, as a humanitarian measure, we demand that President Putin be admitted to art school on an emergency basis.
2. I have a friend who's a cannibal, but he's a really great guy. He only eats murderers, rapists, and child molesters. He builds homes for the homeless. He volunteers. He's a real humanitarian.
3. Popular joke in Ukraine "Driver of a Russian humanitarian aid truck was beaten by Russian soldiers when tried to light a cigarette near cans with beef stew."
4. What do you call a mass transit system that also cares deeply about humanitarian work? A Bonorail.
5. People who eat vegetables are called vegetarians. Remember that before you accept charity from a humanitarian.
6. Africa The US sent a humanitarian shipment of medicine to Africa, but it is was returned after a few weeks, because the label said "take after a meal".
   Sorry.
7. We should all be thanking Subway for their humanitarian efforts this holiday season... ...as their former spokesperson, Jared, touched many children...
8. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. We were just informed you are a humanitarian, and my wife is afraid you're going to eat her.
9. I tried to start up a Humanitarian movement... Turns out not everyone is into such a high protein diet.
10. Vegetarians eat vegetables... What do veterinarians eat?
    (you thought I was gonna ask about humanitarians, didn't you?)

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Humanitarian One Liners

Which humanitarian one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with humanitarian? I can suggest the ones about charitable and humanity.

1. TIL the term "cannibal" is offensive. They prefer to be called "humanitarians."
2. If vegetarians eat vegetables What do humanitarians eat
3. What do you call a health conscious cannibal? A humanitarian
4. what do you call a liberal humanitarian with a broken toaster lack toast and tolerant
5. If Hannibal Lector is not a vegetarian, what is he? A humanitarian.
6. What do you call a drunk humanitarian? A philanthroPISSED.
7. What do you call a vegan who cheats on their diet with human flesh? A humanitarian
8. What do you call a Jewish philanthropist? A sub-humanitarian.
9. What do you call a Mexican humanitarian who climbs? A Cara-b**...

Delightful Fun Humanitarian Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about humanitarian you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean civilian jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make humanitarian pranks.