Human Centipede Jokes

Funniest Human Centipede Short Jokes

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1. So the Asian guy from the Human centipede has a Twitter account... He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him.
2. Do you know who was the biggest sponser of the movie Human Centipede? Nokia.
   Nokia - Connecting people
   Sorry.
3. Say what you want about The Human Centipede The film's director really knew how to bring people together...
4. They're writing a satirical play based on The Human Centipede. It'll be very tongue in cheek.
5. I heard they made a movie about the Connect Four game. I think it was called the human centipede.
6. Watched an adorable movie on human bonding It's called the Human Centipede, ever heard of it?
7. I went drinking with a human centipede The first guy could hold his liquor.
   The rest if them got completely s**....
8. I was watching The Human Centipede with this guy, and I could tell just by looking at him that he was really enjoying the movie. He had this s**...-eating grin on his face the entire time.

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Human Centipede One Liners

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1. The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek.
2. I had to shut down my human centipede program I couldn't make ends meet.
3. What nokia and human centipede have in common? Connecting people
4. The Human Centipede review I found it a little tongue-in-cheek...
   Source: Dad
5. So, Apparently 'Human Centipede' Is Getting ANOTHER Sequel. 'Human Turducken'
6. This halloween I am dressing up as the Human Centipede. Positions B and C are still open.
7. i showed an african kid "the human centipede film".... he wasn't hungry anymore
8. They're making a Christmas edition of The Human Centipede It's called The Human Santapede
9. I saw a movie completely about 'Connect Four'... It was called 'Human Centipede'.

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