Human Anatomy Jokes

15 human anatomy jokes and hilarious human anatomy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about human anatomy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Human Anatomy Short Jokes

Short human anatomy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The human anatomy humour may include short human body jokes also.

  1. Why didn't the human anatomy professor tell her students they dissected the wrong body? ... She didn't have the heart to tell them.
  2. I've been looking into the differences between propeller mechanics and human anatomy lately; And I've gotta say: I'm not a fan.
  3. How does an executioner with no knowledge of human anatomy shoot someone through the heart? Guess and check
  4. What counts as an insult and also as a sickening adaptation of human anatomy for the purpose of illumination? Arsecandle
  5. In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy. You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel.
  6. p**... are an important part of human culture and anatomy and must be honoured I suggest we e**... a statue

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Human Anatomy One Liners

Which human anatomy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with human anatomy? I can suggest the ones about human organ and anatomy.

  1. I'm studying human anatomy. It's a polite way of saying, "I'm watching people".
  2. I've studied Basic Human Anatomy so much I know it like the back of my hand.

Cheerful Human Anatomy Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about human anatomy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean human body systems jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make human anatomy pranks.

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor

Years ago, I decided I wanted to be a doctor,
so I took the entrance exam to go to medical
One of the many questions on human anatomy
asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS" into
the name of "an important human body part which
is most useful when e**...."
Those who answered "spine" are now doctors
The rest of us are posting jokes on social media.

Little Johnny and two p**....

Little Johnny went to school and the teacher was teaching human anatomy. She pointed to the private part of a male and asked her class if anyone knew what it was.
Little Johnny raised his hand: "I do, I do! and my daddy has two of them!" Teacher was puzzled.
"My daddy has a small one to pee with and a long one to brush my mom's teeth with!"

An old lady, after a long life of loss and agony, was going to commit s**... by shooting herself in the heart with a crossbow. She researched human anatomy and learned her heart was just under her left breast.....

She was just admitted to the ER with an arrow to the knee.

The kids don't know the difference between castration and a vasectomy.

True story:
Fellow teacher in the lounge during lunch: They have no knowledge of basic human anatomy. They thought that getting a vasectomy meant having your b**... chopped off.
Me: When it comes to the difference between castration and a vasectomy, there is a vas deferens.
Thanks Reddit for letting me steal a joke and use it on the wild.

A professor gives his psychology class a pop quiz. . .

One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy may expand up to ten times under certain circumstances?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!" The indicated girl, who heard the question, stammers with some embarrassment: "Professor, I'd rather not answer that question." The professor says, "That's all right, Miss Callahan, you don't need to answer it. Is there anyone present who can answer it?" He notes an interested face in the back of the classroom. "Mr. Hawkins!" Hawkins says, "Yes, Professor, it is the pupil of the eye that may expand to ten times." The professor says, "That is correct, Mr. Hawkins." Then he turns to Miss Callahan. He says, "Young lady, two things are obvious from your reaction to this question. One, you haven't studied this week's assignment; and Two, I'm afraid marriage is going to be a tremendous disappointment to you."