Hum Jokes
31 hum jokes and hilarious hum puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hum that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Are you looking for a chuckle? Look no further – this article has a collection of hum tum jokes, purr-fectly pitched to make you roar with laughter! From silly noises to jazz inspired one-liners, this collection of humorous jokes has something for everyone. Read on and get ready to chuckle!
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Funniest Hum Short Jokes
Short hum jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hum humour may include short noise jokes also.
- I listened to All Star so many times it gave me tinnitus. Now, my ears start humming and they don't stop humming.
- I brought my car to a mechanic and asked him, Do you have any idea why my car is humming? He replied, Probably because it doesn't know all the lyrics.
- Everybody in the village agreed that I did an excellent job of sewing their mouths shut. After I left, they were humming my praises.
- When I'm trying to find a hum in my music studio: Hmmmm.
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I made this up and no matter how few upvotes it gets im proud because it's original. - The teacher asked little Johnnie if he had ever seen a humming bird... Little Johnnie said, "No, but one time I saw a spelling bee."
- What do you call a grasshopper that forgot the words to "We Wish You a Merry Christmas?" A "hum" bug.
- Music in Prison I knew a guy who got sent to a prison in New York and while there, would hum along to Benny Goodman recordings. He would sing Sing, Sing, Sing in Sing Sing.
- I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, soon, my brother.
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Hum One Liners
Which hum one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hum? I can suggest the ones about jazz and rapper.
- Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they don't know the words.
- Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't know the words.
- Do songbirds get mad... At humming birds for not knowing the lyrics?
- what does a bee eat for lunch? hum burgers
- Why do bees hum? Because they can't remember the lyrics
- What did the sheep say when it was startled by a musical dog? Bah! Hum pug!
- What happened to the Jobby that couldn't sing? It just sat there humming
- What's the opposite of a Christmas Beetle? A Bah-hum-bug. :D
- I'm starting an all-Toddler A-Capella U2 Cover Band they're called "Rattle and Hum"
- Why do Hummingbirds hum Because they forgot the words!
- Why do power lines hum? Because they don't know the words.
- What's a terrorists favourite snack? Chips and Hum-as. I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEEEEEK.
- Why do guitar amps hum? Because they don't know the words.
- It's a shame I couldn't start a p**... acapella group... h**...-hum.
Heartwarming Hum Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about hum you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean buzz jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hum pranks.
Electrical Hum - True story
Was working on a Generator switchgear with the factory representative who was from Ireland and we had the generators running and the electrical panel open with all the thick bare copper busbars visible. As most may know anything with a ton of electricity flowing through it makes this humming sound. I told the rep that the hum always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
He said " Do u know why it hums?"
Me, expecting a technical response, " No I dont know. Why does it hum?"
With a totally serious face he replied " Cuz it dont know the fookin words"
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A piano player at a bar has a monkey as a sidekick . . .
. . . who collects tips in a tin can. While the piano player was playing, the monkey squatted over a man's glass and dipped his t**... in the drink.
Infuriated, the man yells at the piano player "Do you know your monkey dipped his b**... in my martini ?!!"
The piano player replies "No man, but hum a few bars and I can probably pick it up."
A man walks into a bar...
A man walks into a bar, orders a beer, walks over to the piano, and sets his beer down on it. The piano man's monkey climbs over and pees directly into the glass of beer. The man says
"Hey, do you know your monkey peed in my glass?!?"
The piano man says
"No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll play it for you."
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What did the p**... say when he found out one of the girls in his p**... choir couldn't sing?
h**... hum!
My mom taught me that it is impossible to hum and wink at the same time...
She also taught me that I was gullible, kind of like the people who are reading this and just tried to hum and wink with ease. Thank mom, I love you!
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Why aren't your b**... horizontal?
Because if you went down a slide you'd go blblblblblblblblbll... (When telling the joke you're supposed to do a duck face and hum and put your finger up and down on your lips.
Day in court
In the traffic court of a large city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate dismissal of her case so she could get to the school on time.
A wild gleam came into the judge's eye.
You're a schoolteacher, hum? he said. Ma'am, today I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Sit down at the table and write 'I went through a red light' 500 times!