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5 hull jokes and hilarious hull puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hull that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

If you're looking for a good laugh, check out our collection of Hull jokes! From poking fun at the city's football team to coastal fish puns, there's sure to be something for everyone. Make sure to check out our hilarious collection of jokes about the city and its coastal rival, Liverpool!

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Hilarious Fun Hull Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What is a good hull joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The German Lifeguard

A group of friends were on a boat in Munich when the hull was breached.
They quickly called for the German Life Guard yelling "Help we're sinking!"
The Life Guard asked "Ja, vat are you sinking about?"

The convoy trucks are leaving Ottawa.

They're on the Highway to Hull.

(Canadians will get this joke)

All Swedish battleships have a UPC code printed on the hull.

When the ships return to port, it helps them Scandinavian.

When your canals don't work like they used to before, And I can't sweep past by your fleet, Will your cargo still remember the haste that I drove? Will your passage be blocked up for weeks?

'Cause, honey, your hull will always go slow, it's evergreen.

\~Capt. Ed Sheeran

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