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Hulk Smash Jokes

21 hulk smash jokes and hilarious hulk smash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hulk smash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hulk Smash Short Jokes

Short hulk smash jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hulk smash humour may include short hulk jokes also.

  1. Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said "Hulk Smash."
  2. Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
  3. When the Hulk gets angry and smashes things, he's incredible. When I do it, "I'm an alcoholic!"
  4. Roses are red.. Roses are red,
    The Hulk is green,
    I'd totally smash you,
    If you know what I mean
  5. What do you call an s**... i**... between Nigel Thornberry and The Incredible Hulk? SMASHING!

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Hulk Smash One Liners

Which hulk smash one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hulk smash? I can suggest the ones about incredible hulk and super smash.

  1. The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character He smashes everything
  2. What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes.
  3. What did the Hulk say when he first saw Wonder Woman? Hulk Smash!
  4. What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal? Smashed potatoes.
  5. What is Hulk's favorite band? SMASH MOUTH!
  6. They should make a Hulk musical. It'll be a smash hit.
  7. Why is the Hulk so good at getting jobs? He always leaves a smashing impression.
  8. HULK doesn't have s**..., HULK smashes :b

Hulk Smash Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hulk smash you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean smash jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hulk smash pranks.