Hulk Jokes

Funniest Hulk Short Jokes

Short hulk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hulk humour may include short marvel jokes also.

1. "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources" -The Credible Hulk
2. I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk He's essentially a giant banner
3. My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once. What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
   A Star-Spangled Banner.
4. What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner.
5. What do you call a huge, angry, green man that cites all his arguments from peer reviewed journals? The credible hulk
6. Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
   HULK'S MASH!
   no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
7. If I were Bruce Banner's son, the Incredible Hulk wouldn't exist I'm not angry…I'm just disappointed
8. My kids love The Hulk so I painted myself green for my son's birthday party. Man were they excited to meet Shrek.
9. After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle. He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.
10. Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked "What's your strong suit?"
    "Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

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Hulk One Liners

Which hulk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hulk? I can suggest the ones about iron man and marvel superhero.

1. Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
2. What do you have if you've got a green ball in each hand? The Hulk's undivided attention.
3. How does the Hulk make extra money? He flips cars.
4. The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character He smashes everything
5. You haven't heard of The Incredible Hulk's new fashion line? It's all the rage.
6. What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper.
7. Why is the Hulk a bad journalist? He is not credible
8. Why is the Hulk good at advertising? He's a huge Banner.
9. If Dr. Bruce Banner always cites his sources Does that make him the credible hulk?
10. What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes.
11. The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
12. I met hulk and ironman today that sure was a marvelous experience
13. Descartes becoming The Hulk: Don't make me think. You wouldn't like me when I am.
14. What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station? Turnham Green!
15. How come the hulk always gets his food first? They don't want him to be hangry.

She Hulk Jokes

Here is a list of funny she hulk jokes and even better she hulk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said "Hulk Smash."
• Did you hear about Bruce Banner losing his temper at the Avengers' pool party? He made a Hulk Splash
• Hulk Hogan: Doc, I had to struggle through manic-depression all my career! Therapist: Are you saying you had to wrestle mania?
• What do you call the Hulk's potatoes? HULK'S MASH!
• So they're making a Hulk body wash... You apply it with a Loofah Rigno.
• What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down? The fourth wall
• What is the Hulk's favourite sport? Squash.
• Courtesy of my 8 yr old son: if you're city is overrun by hulks, who you gonna call? Hulkbusters
• What did the Hulk say when he first saw Wonder Woman? Hulk Smash!
• Why shouldn't you buy a shirt from Hulk Hogan? Cause it's probably a rip-off

Incredible Hulk Jokes

Here is a list of funny incredible hulk jokes and even better incredible hulk puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE
• It's double standards!!!! When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "Incredible."
  But when I do it,
  I'm, "an alcoholic."
• The Incredible Hulk became a muslim. Now his new catchphrase is "i slam".
• Once a month for twelve months, I visited actors who'd played the Incredible Hulk. It was a Banner year for me.
• What's the difference between me and Bruce Banner ? When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes "The Incredible Hulk".
  When I get angry, I am just called "An Incredible Sulk".
• Marvel just confirmed that the Incredible Hulk will be replacing Captain America He will be called the Star Spangled BANNER
• Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
• banks hate doctor Bruce Banner. Since he's incredible hulk.
• Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink? Incredible mulk

Hulk Hogan Jokes

Here is a list of funny hulk hogan jokes and even better hulk hogan puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• [Short] What do you call Hulk Hogan in a hamster ball? A Hogie Roll.
• What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan? "A "brother" one."
• Why did Hulk Hogan and Triple H refuse to wait in line? Because they were two wrestlers.

Charming Humor Hulk Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about hulk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean avengers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hulk pranks.