The Best 55 Hulk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hulk jokes. There are some hulk batgirl jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hulk hulk hogan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Hulk Jokes and Puns

What do you call the Hulk when he wears Captain America's outfit?

The Star Spangled Banner

What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

Who's the only person manlier than Hulk Hogan?

Brooke Hogan.

Hulk joke, Who's the only person manlier than Hulk Hogan?

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.


Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well.

I asked him about it today and he just said "Hulk Smash."

Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview

The interviewer asked "What's your strong suit?"

"Oh, you know, the Hulk costume."

Hulk joke, Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview

What do you call an sexual intercourse between Nigel Thornberry and The Incredible Hulk?

SMASHING!

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

So they're making a Hulk body wash...

You apply it with a Loofah Rigno.

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

We found love in a hopeless place

We found Steve in a frozen place
We found Stark in an iron case
We found Hulk in some gamma rays
We found Thor punching Lokis face

My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once.

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

It's double standards!!!!

When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "Incredible."

But when I do it,

I'm, "an alcoholic."

Hulk joke, It's double standards!!!!

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources"

-The Credible Hulk

A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...

...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'

The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'

The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and suck mommy's cock'.

When the Empire Strikes Back was being filmed, they considered getting rid of James Earl Jones and bringing in Hulk Hogan instead to be Darth Vader.

But they quickly decided not to when they realized the line "No Luke, I am your father, brother!" Was way too confusing.


Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture

Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE

What does the Hulk call his grandmother?

Gam ma

What do you call Hulk dressed up as Captain America?

Star-Spangled Banner

If Dr. Bruce Banner always cites his sources

Does that make him the credible hulk?

[Short] What do you call Hulk Hogan in a hamster ball?

A Hogie Roll.

Why don't they put advertisements on the Hulk?

He's basically a huge banner.

Why is the Hulk a bad journalist?

He is not credible

How come the hulk always gets his food first?

They don't want him to be hangry.

Why shouldn't you buy a shirt from Hulk Hogan?

Cause it's probably a rip-off

Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA...

Avengers... Assemble

I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk

He's essentially a giant banner

Why doesn't Marvel advertise on Hulk?

He is basically a giant banner.

What did the Hulk say when he first saw Wonder Woman?

Hulk Smash!

Marvel should really use hulk more often for advertisement

After all he is just a giant banner

Hulk Hogan: Doc, I had to struggle through manic-depression all my career!

Therapist: Are you saying you had to wrestle mania?

After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle.

He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.

The Incredible Hulk has started his own fashion line.

It's all the rage.

What did the producer say after seeing Caitlyn Jenner's audition for a Marvel movie role?

"Cast her as the Hulk. She's been Bruce before."

My kids love The Hulk so I painted myself green for my son's birthday party.

Man were they excited to meet Shrek.

How can you tell if the Hulk is doing well at the office?

You can see he just had a Banner year

What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk?

A Banner Day!

I cannot understanf why Marvel haven't put advertisements on the Hulk...

... He is essentially a giant banner

What do you call the Incredible Hulk when he hasn't shaved in a few days?

Mark Scruffalo

Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus



Thor is in Asgard

Ironman died

Captain is now old

Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.

Hulk cant even stop a car because

he is green

The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character

He smashes everything

Why didn't companies put ads on hulk?

He's basically a giant Banner

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

Star spangled Banner.

Marvel should use the Hulk in more of its advertising.

He's literally a giant Banner.

How does the Hulk make extra money?

He flips cars.

I don't understand why Marvel hasn't put any advertisements on the Hulk

The guy is essentially a giant banner.

Why is the Hulk good at advertising?

He's a huge Banner.

Descartes becoming The Hulk:

Don't make me think. You wouldn't like me when I am.

What do you call a huge, angry, green man that cites all his arguments from peer reviewed journals?

The credible hulk

Marvel should use The Hulk to advertise movies.

I mean basically he's just a big Banner.

I met hulk and ironman today

that sure was a marvelous experience

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