Hulk Jokes
116 hulk jokes and hilarious hulk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hulk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Brighten up your day with these hilarious Hulk jokes and puns! Featuring slapstick humor inspired by She-Hulk, Hawkeye, Godzilla, and Stache, you won't be able to keep a straight face!
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Funniest Hulk Short Jokes
Short hulk jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hulk humour may include short marvel jokes also.
- "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources" -The Credible Hulk
- I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put advertisements on the Hulk He's essentially a giant banner
- My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once. What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?
A Star-Spangled Banner. - What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner.
- I don't understand why Marvel hasn't put any advertisements on the Hulk The guy is essentially a giant banner.
- What do you call a huge, angry, green man that cites all his arguments from peer reviewed journals? The credible hulk
- Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
HULK'S MASH!
no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle - I cannot understanf why Marvel haven't put advertisements on the Hulk... ... He is essentially a giant banner
- What do you call the Hulk when he wears Captain America's outfit? The Star Spangled Banner
- What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? Star spangled Banner.
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Hulk One Liners
Which hulk one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hulk? I can suggest the ones about iron man and marvel superhero.
- Why don't they put advertisements on the Hulk? He's basically a huge banner.
- What do you call Hulk dressed up as Captain America? Star-Spangled Banner
- Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
- Why doesn't Marvel advertise on Hulk? He is basically a giant banner.
- What do you have if you've got a green ball in each hand? The Hulk's undivided attention.
- How does the Hulk make extra money? He flips cars.
- The hulk is the only bisexual marvel character He smashes everything
- Marvel should use The Hulk to advertise movies. I mean basically he's just a big Banner.
- What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
- Marvel should use the Hulk in more of its advertising. He's literally a giant Banner.
- You haven't heard of The Incredible Hulk's new fashion line? It's all the rage.
- How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses.
- The Incredible Hulk has started his own fashion line. It's all the rage.
- What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper.
- Why is the Hulk a bad journalist? He is not credible
She Hulk Jokes
Here is a list of funny she hulk jokes and even better she hulk puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If I were Bruce Banner's son, the Incredible Hulk wouldn't exist I'm not angry…I'm just disappointed
- My kids love The Hulk so I painted myself green for my son's birthday party. Man were they excited to meet Shrek.
- Marvel should really use hulk more often for advertisement After all he is just a giant banner
- After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle. He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.
- Why is the Hulk good at advertising? He's a huge Banner.
- Why didn't companies put ads on hulk? He's basically a giant Banner
- Who's the only person manlier than Hulk Hogan? Brooke Hogan.
- If Dr. Bruce Banner always cites his sources Does that make him the credible hulk?
- Mark Ruffalo Went into a Job Interview The interviewer asked "What's your strong suit?"
"Oh, you know, the Hulk costume." - Apparently The Hulk's blind date went well. I asked him about it today and he just said "Hulk Smash."
Incredible Hulk Jokes
Here is a list of funny incredible hulk jokes and even better incredible hulk puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes.
- What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station? Turnham Green!
- What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal? Smashed potatoes.
- Date: You don't look anything like your profile picture Incredible Hulk: THE BUS WAS LATE
- It's double standards!!!! When The Hulk goes off into a vicious rage and destroys everything, he's "Incredible."
But when I do it,
I'm, "an alcoholic." - The Incredible Hulk became a muslim. Now his new catchphrase is "i slam".
- Once a month for twelve months, I visited actors who'd played the Incredible Hulk. It was a Banner year for me.
- What's the difference between me and Bruce Banner ? When Bruce Banner gets angry, he becomes "The Incredible Hulk".
When I get angry, I am just called "An Incredible Sulk". - Marvel just confirmed that the Incredible Hulk will be replacing Captain America He will be called the Star Spangled BANNER
- Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend? Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Hulk Smash Jokes
Here is a list of funny hulk smash jokes and even better hulk smash puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the Hulk say when he first saw Wonder Woman? Hulk Smash!
- What is Hulk's favorite band? SMASH MOUTH!
- They should make a Hulk musical. It'll be a smash hit.
- When the Hulk gets angry and smashes things, he's incredible. When I do it, "I'm an alcoholic!"
- Why is the Hulk so good at getting jobs? He always leaves a smashing impression.
- Roses are red.. Roses are red,
The Hulk is green,
I'd totally smash you,
If you know what I mean - What do you call an s**... i**... between Nigel Thornberry and The Incredible Hulk? SMASHING!
- HULK doesn't have s**..., HULK smashes :b
Hulk Hogan Jokes
Here is a list of funny hulk hogan jokes and even better hulk hogan puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Hulk Hogan: Doc, I had to struggle through manic-depression all my career! Therapist: Are you saying you had to wrestle mania?
- Why shouldn't you buy a shirt from Hulk Hogan? Cause it's probably a rip-off
- [Short] What do you call Hulk Hogan in a hamster ball? A Hogie Roll.
- What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan? "A "brother" one."
- Why did Hulk Hogan and Triple H refuse to wait in line? Because they were two wrestlers.

Charming Humor Hulk Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about hulk you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean avengers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hulk pranks.
What did Bruce Banner get after having s**... with as p**...?
a HULK RASH!!!!
What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?
Star-Spangled Banner.
What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?
The Star Spangled Banner!
What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?
The fourth wall
So they're making a Hulk body wash...
You apply it with a Loofah Rigno.
We found love in a hopeless place
We found Steve in a frozen place
We found Stark in an iron case
We found Hulk in some gamma rays
We found Thor punching Lokis face
What's big, green and won't come out in the wash?
The Indelible Hulk
A guy gets taken to his cell on his first day of prison...
...he meets his cellmate for the first time, a huge hulk of a man, who turns to him and says, 'We're gonna play a game, a game of mommies and daddies... Do you wanna be the mommy or the daddy?'
The new convict relunctantly replies, 'I guess I'll, ...I'll be the, ...the daddy?...'
The inmate smiles and says 'Fantastic! ...Now come over here and s**... mommy's c**...'.
When the Empire Strikes Back was being filmed, they considered getting rid of James Earl Jones and bringing in Hulk Hogan instead to be Darth Vader.
But they quickly decided not to when they realized the line "No Luke, I am your father, brother!" Was way too confusing.
What does the Hulk call his grandmother?
Gam ma
How come the hulk always gets his food first?
They don't want him to be hangry.
How do the Avengers buy all their green screen?
They buy it in Hulk
Where does Hulk buy his pants?
At the Plot Convenience store.
What do you call a big portion of mash potatoes?
HULK MASH!!
What did the producer say after seeing Caitlyn Jenner's audition for a Marvel movie role?
"Cast her as the Hulk. She's been Bruce before."
How does the hulk like his potatoes cooked?
Scalloped.
How can you tell if the Hulk is doing well at the office?
You can see he just had a Banner year
What do the Avengers call it when they win a fight without the Hulk?
A Banner Day!
What do you call the Incredible Hulk when he hasn't s**... in a few days?
Mark Scruffalo
Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus
Thor is in Asgard
Ironman died
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
Hulk cant even stop a car because
he is green
Descartes becoming The Hulk:
Don't make me think. You wouldn't like me when I am.
I met hulk and ironman today
that sure was a marvelous experience
Why was the Hulk charged with s**... harassment at Burger King?
He asked them to hold the pickle.
Did you hear about Bruce Banner losing his temper at the Avengers' pool party?
He made a Hulk Splash

