Hula Hoop Jokes

24 hula hoop jokes and hilarious hula hoop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about hula hoop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Hula Hoop Short Jokes

Short hula hoop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hula hoop humour may include short hoop jokes also.

  1. How do you know it's time to lose some weight? When you buy a new hula hoop... and it fits.
  2. What do a snowstorm in Florida, a hula hoop with a nail in it, and the USS Adams have in common? They're all navel destroyers.

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Hula Hoop One Liners

Which hula hoop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hula hoop? I can suggest the ones about jumping rope and jump rope.

  1. What is a naval destroyer? A hula hoop with a nail in it.
  2. Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!
  3. Yo momma so skinny she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.
  4. Yo momma is so skinny she uses a Cheerio as a hula hoop.
  5. Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop.
  6. She was playing with a hula hoop today. I told her she gets better after every loop.
  7. What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside? A Navel Destroyer.
  8. You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!
  9. Yo mama so fat her belt size is hula-hoop.
  10. What do you call a little person hula-hooping A midget spinner
  11. How do you kill a hippie? Tape a hula hoop to the bottom of a pool

Hula Hoop Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about hula hoop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hokey pokey jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make hula hoop pranks.