The Best 49 Hugh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Hugh jokes. There are some hugh roquefort jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these hugh gerry puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Hugh Jokes and Puns

what did mick jagger say when he caught hugh hefner and dennis weaver in the bedroom together?

hey, hugh, get off of mccloud.

An order of monks are selling flowers...

...illegally on the lawn of the Playboy Mansion, Hugh Hefner's property. Instead of calling the police, however, Hugh decides to spring into action and stop them himself. After an intense argument, the monks agree to leave peacefully. If it had been anybody else they would have gotten away with it; unfortunately for them, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Hugh Hefner

Today, famous playboy Hugh Hefner successfully managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy Mansion, where they had been selling flowers.

Said one friar, "Well if it was anyone else we could've gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Hugh joke, Hugh Hefner

I bet when Hugh Hefner dies... one will say he's in a better place.

Corniest joke I know.

Two friars decide to open up a business selling flowers in LA. They settup a booth right outside of Hugh Hefners playboy mansion. After about a week, their business wasnt going so well and it was also driving away people from the playboy mansion seeing two friars outside.

Eventually Hugh Hefner himself came out and put a stop to all of this.

The point of the story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Badum psh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?


What were the names of the gay Irishmen?

...Hugh Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzhugh

Hugh joke, What were the names of the gay Irishmen?

Some monks were trying to sell flowers... the Playboy mansion. These monks had always been successful at selling flowers. However, Hugh Heffner was especially annoyed this day by their persistence and had security escort them from the premises.

Turns out, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman.

Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.

What do Americans call Hugh Laurie?

Hugh Truck.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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Good names

Barry McCockinner
Ben Dover
Eileen Dover
Dr. Hugh G. Rection

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When Hugh Hefner dies

I don't think people will say he's in a better place.

My friend was quite a colorful character...

His name was Hugh

If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist...

Then his whole life will have been a huge

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

Hugh joke, What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

A feminist asked for my name

I said I'm Hugh Mungus

What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel?

Hugh Bris

Did you know this? I had no idea!

Mike Hawke is Hugh Mungus!

Why are women like trains?

They both can take a hugh load.

Some monks were selling flowers outside the playboy mansion

Hugh Hefner realises this and puts a stop to it as they are on his property and welcoming tourists. The local news catches wind of this and goes to interview the monks.

The reporter asks "do you think you will set up shop somewhere else?"

And the monks reply "oh yes, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

Police responded to a call outside the Playboy mansion.

Mr. Hefner called the police to remove a group of monks selling daisies out of an illegal roadside stand in front of the Playboy mansion. A police spokesperson released a statement "we responded promptly to Mr. Hefner's call because as everybody knows, only Hugh can prevent florist friars."

Hugh Hefner Peacefully Passed Away From Natural Causes Today.

Playmate Natural Causes could not be reached for comment.

At least Hugh Hefner died doing what he loved.

Having a stroke.

Of course Hugh Hefner died on a Wednesday

We call it hump day for a reason.

RIP Hugh Hefner

Through his death, I'll be reaching for tissues in his honor for the rest of my life.

For the first time, I'm having more sex than

Hugh Hefner

RIP Hugh Heffner

Thanks for the mammories

Breaking news : ISIS has surrendered

As soon as they read that Hugh Hefner has died , they realized there won't be any more virgins left for them in heaven, and have laid down their arms and will lead peaceful lives with their current wives .

A touching tribute to Hugh Hefner

RIP Hugh Hefner - the man who taught a complete generation how to read a book with one hand!

What's Hugh Heffner's favorite shape?

A Rectangle

Did you hear Playboy is featuring its first transgender playmate?

Hugh Hefner would be rolling over in his grave....if he didn't have a kickstand!

Hugh Laurie was confronted by a police officer at his door.

It was a House arrest.

In one year we lost two great experts in black holes

Stephen William Hawking and Hugh Marston Hefner

The more the merrier?

I hardly know them!

- Hugh Hefner

A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Terrified, they did so - thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

Look out for Hugh's new kitchen range!

My friend Hugh Jarrs has just endorsed a new range of kitchen equipment to compete with George Foreman.

Look out for the Hugh Jarrs Grill.

3 Words to Describe Hugh Jackman

Huge Jacked Man.

Hugh Jackman and Russell Crowe are walking in a forest...

...and they stumble across a cannibal who has just finished eating a little girl.
Hugh Jackman, upset by what he sees, turns to Russell Crowe and says "Russ, what do you make of this?"
And Russel Crowe says "I'm glad he ate her."

A pair of Jesuits started a flower shop...

A pair of Jesuits started a flower shop, with prices so below-cost that no other shop could compete. Several of the other shop owners tried to kill the brothers, but they always failed. Eventually, the other shop owners pooled their money to hire the most clever and expensive assassin in town, Hugh McTaggart. He succeeded, demonstrating that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

42,000 people are having sex at any given moment.

In Hugh Hefner's house.

What did Julia Roberts apply for when she walked in to a bank in the movie Notting Hill?

A hugh grant.

I founded a charity that will help everyone

It's called: "For the Betterment of Hugh Mannity"

(I'm Hugh Mannity)

When he asked me why I was laughing at his name, I told him:

because it was Hugh Morris.

Did you hear about the marine veterinarian who stopped the zombie apocalypse and operated on a terminally ill sea cow?

People say she was Hugh manatee's only hope.

Her: Do you really hate every Hugh Grant movie?

Me: No, I love Love Actually actually.

A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who's gonna be who

RDJ said I'll be Beethoven and Hugh Jackman said I'll be Freddie Mercury and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said I'll be Bach

What's the difference between Wolverine and Paul Bunyan?

One's a Hugh Jackman, the other is a huge ax man.

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