Hugh Jokes

• Short Hugh Jokes
• Hugh One Liners
• Hugh Hefner Jokes
• Hugh Name Jokes
• Hugh Jackman Jokes
• Playboy Hugh Jokes
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Funniest Hugh Short Jokes

Short hugh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The hugh humour may include short hugh jackman jokes also.

1. My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine.
2. Owain Hughes joke Gavin and Stacey Gavin moves to Wales and meets a coworker named Owain Hughes.
   Gavin: Before you ask, no I don't Owe Wayne Hughes.
   
3. Hugh Hefner Peacefully Passed Away From Natural Causes Today. Playmate Natural Causes could not be reached for comment.
4. Good names Barry McCockinner
   Ben Dover
   Eileen Dover
   Dr. Hugh G. Rection
   Give me other ones
5. RIP Hugh Hefner Through his death, I'll be reaching for tissues in his honor for the rest of my life.
6. So apparently the guy who played Wolverine had a pet sea cow, but it was murdered... It was a crime against Hugh's manatee.
7. A touching tribute to Hugh Hefner RIP Hugh Hefner - the man who taught a complete generation how to read a book with one hand!
8. What's the difference between Wolverine and Paul Bunyan? One's a Hugh Jackman, the other is a huge ax man.
9. If Hugh Jackman turns out to be a con-artist... Then his whole life will have been a huge act......man.
10. The actor who plays Wolverine once owned a sea cow, but it was murdered... ...it was a crime against Hugh's manatee.

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Hugh One Liners

Which hugh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with hugh? I can suggest the ones about hugh name and hugh hefner.

1. I bet when Hugh Hefner dies... ...no one will say he's in a better place.
2. What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes? I'm a big fan.
3. What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh
4. A feminist asked for my name I said I'm Hugh Mungus
5. Her: Do you really hate every hugh grant movie? Me: No, I love Love Actually actually.
6. When Hugh Hefner dies I don't think people will say he's in a better place.
7. What were the names of the gay Irishmen? ...Hugh Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzhugh
8. Hugh Laurie was confronted by a police officer at his door. It was a House arrest.
9. When he asked me why I was laughing at his name, I told him: because it was Hugh Morris.
10. RIP Hugh Heffner Thanks for the mammories
11. What did the the dad say to the feminist? Hugh Mungus
12. What do Americans call Hugh Laurie? Hugh Truck.
13. What's Hugh Heffner's favorite shape? A Rectangle
14. How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.
15. 3 Words to Describe Hugh Jackman Huge Jacked Man.

Hugh Hefner Jokes

Here is a list of funny hugh hefner jokes and even better hugh hefner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The more the merrier? I hardly know them!
  - Hugh Hefner
• In one year we lost two great experts in black holes Stephen William Hawking and Hugh Marston Hefner
• September: I had one of the worst hurricane months on record and Hugh Hefner died. October: Hold my beer
• My girlfriend was upset with my impotence earlier today. She didn't understand it was half staff in honor of Hugh Hefner.
• What do Hugh Hefner and McDonald's have in common? They both put 80 year old meat in 18 year old buns
• Did you hear about Hugh Hefner's memoir? It made the New York Times Breastseller List.
• R.I.P Rosie O'Donnell .... O'h, Hugh Hefner, sorry I thought you said HUGE HEFFER!
• Why does Hugh Hefner wear a captains hat? I guess he does a lot of motorboatin.
• For the first time, I'm having more s**... than Hugh Hefner
• Of course Hugh Hefner died on a Wednesday We call it h**... day for a reason.

Hugh Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny hugh name jokes and even better hugh name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is a fitting name for an arrogant mohel? Hugh Bris
• My friend was quite a colorful character... His name was Hugh
• What are some funny names using the same concept as Hugh Mungus?! Here's a couple:
  Vijay Johnson aka Vijay J.
  Sue Asside
  Jenna Raider
  Ray Quaza
• What is the jolly Green giant's actual name? Hugh Mungus
• What's your name? Hugh Mungus
• Do you know what my name is? Hugh Mungus
• What is your name? Hugh Mungus
• Say my name... Hugh Mungus

Hugh Jackman Jokes

Here is a list of funny hugh jackman jokes and even better hugh jackman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest? Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
• Gotta real problem with this Jackman Biography, it's all over the place. Everything's not about Hugh, man!
• The Hugh trio are an awesome bunch. Hugh Jackman,
  Hugh Laurie,
  and
  Hugh Mungus.
• Hugh Jackman? More like Huge Jacked Man. AM I RIGHT?
• If Hugh Jackman plays Wolverine as a mutant, who played Wolverine before he was mutated? Jack Human
• I met some huge jacked man, It was Hugh Jackman.

Playboy Hugh Jokes

Here is a list of funny playboy hugh jokes and even better playboy hugh puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A monk was selling flowers on the p**... mansion grounds and no one but Hef could get him to leave... Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
• A man is in legal trouble after harassing a sea cow at the p**... Mansion. He's been charged with crimes against Hugh's manatee.
• A man has legal problems after he harassed a sea cow at the p**... Mansion. He's wanted for crimes against Hugh's manatee.
• Did you hear p**... is featuring its first transgender playmate? Hugh Hefner would be rolling over in his grave....if he didn't have a kickstand!
• p**... founder Hugh Hefner has died. Flags will be flown at full mast.

Cheerful Fun Hugh Jokes for Lovely Laughter

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