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- Two wind turbines... Two wind turbines are in a field when one turns to the other:
He says: "What's your favourite type of music"
The second one says: "Actually I'm a huge metal fan" - Two Wind turbines are in a field. One turns to the other and asks: " what is your type of music ?"
"i'm a huge metal fan" - Two electric windmills are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks "What kind of music do you like?" The second one replies "I'm a huge metal fan".
- I met a woman who said she was a huge Monkees fan She told me she had collected every piece of merchandise ever made for the band. I was skeptical.
Then I saw her place... - Two windmills were hanging out in a field. One windmill asked the other, what type of music do you like? The other responded, I'm a huge metal fan.
- I once attended a sermon at a church in Finland. The congregation must have been huge Mortal Kombat fans because they were singing a Finnish hymn.
- A wind turbine and an A/C unit walk into a bar The wind turbine asks: "Hey man! How's your job going?"
A/C unit: "ehh, it's cool but I'm not a huge fan." - Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field One turns to the other and asks what of music do you like?
The second one says, well, I'm a huge metal fan - Donald, we want to install turbines beside your golf courses to harness the incredible power of the wind! What do you think of these concept sketches? "Not a huge fan."
- My wife finds it strange that my toddler is a huge Tom Jones fan "Well, it's not unusual" i told her
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Huge Fan One Liners
Which huge fan one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with huge fan? I can suggest the ones about football fan and patriot fan.
- What kind of music do wind turbines like? They're huge metal fans
- What is a windmill's favorite kind of music? I've heard they're huge metal fans...
- My girlfriend is a huge Harry Potter fan She always wears an invisibility cloak.
- Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies? I'm a huge fan.
- What did the heatsink say to the CPU? "I'm a huge fan!"
- What music do wind turbines listen to..... They're huge metal fans.
Ba-dum chi - Why does PETA love K-pop? They've always been huge fans of youth in asia (euthanasia)
- No wonder wind turbines are so popular these days... They have a huge fan base.
- Why does windmills like heavy metal? Because they are a huge metal fan
- North Koreans are huge Dark Souls fans They spend all their time praisin' the son.
- I'm a huge PC building geek. Some people might even call me a CPU fan
- Why do wind turbines like Metallica? Because they're huge metal fans!
- Windmills love metal music They're huge metal fans
- What did the windmill say to the pop star? I'm a huge fan
- Snoop Dogg is a huge fan of The Magic School Bus. F'rizzle.
Huge Fan Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...
She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".
Two old baseball fans
Two old guys, Bob and Steve, are huge fans of baseball. As in, that was all they ever talked about. Bob was on his deathbed, when Steve told him something.
"Bob," he said, "When you get to Heaven, could you let me know if they have baseball in Heaven?"
Bob said "yes" and then passed away.
Three weeks later, as a still-grieving Steve was falling asleep, a sudden light from high up in heaven (!) shined down on him, and an angel from the lord was sent to Steve.
"Hey Steve," the angel, who was revealed to be Bob, said, "Great news!"
"Bob! What is it?!" Steve said.
"I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that they *do have* baseball in Heaven."
"Whats the bad news?"
"You're pitching next week."
Mittens keeping it cool.
A man dies, goes to heaven, stands before St. Peter, and see a huge wall of clocks. The man asks what all the clocks are for and St. Peter explains, "These are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time a person lies, the clock hands move."
Pointing to one, the man says, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's," St. Peter answers. "The hands have never moved, indicating she never told a lie."
"Incredible," the man responds. "And whose clock is that?"
St. Peter responds, "That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands moved twice telling us he told two lies in his entire life."
"Where is Mitt Romney's clock?" the man asks.
"Romney's clock is in Jesus' office," St. Peter says. "He's using it as a ceiling fan."
A man dies and goes to heaven..
A man dies, goes to heaven, stands before St. Peter, and sees a huge wall of clocks. The man asks what all the clocks are for and St. Peter explains, "these are lie clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time a person lies, the clock hands move."
Pointing to one, the man says, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's," St. Peter answers. "The hands have never moved, indicating she never told a lie."
"Incredible," the man responds. "And whose clock is that?"
St. Peter responds. "That's Abraham Lincoln's. The hands moved twice telling us he told two lies in his entire life."
"Where is Mitt Romney's clock?" the man asks.
"Romney's clock is in Jesus' office," St Peter says. "He's using it as a ceiling fan."
The Lie Clock
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move."
"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Romney's clock?" asked the man.
"It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan!"
A man died and went to heaven..
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Obama's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
The Lie Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he noticed a huge wall of clocks behind him.
"What are all those clocks?" He asked.
St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on Earth has a lie-clock. Every time you lie, the hands on the clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, indicating towards one of the clocks, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us he only told two lies in his entire life."
"Hmm..." said the man, "so where's George Bush's clock?"
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."
Semi-old Joke: Lie Clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's President Obama's clock?" asked the man.
"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ...
but then he got double crossed.
Do You Know A Good Place to Get Scrod?
A traveller who is a huge fan of seafood arrives in Boston for the first time. He leaves the airport and hails a cab. After he gets in, he excitedly says to the cabbie, "Hey, I'm new in town. Can you tell me a good place to go to get scrod?" The cabbie replies [in a thick Boston accent], "Pal, I've got to congratulate you. I've heard that question a lot over the years, but that's the first time I've ever heard it in the pluperfect subjunctive."
Why Sachin Tendulkar never sweat?
Because he has huge fans!
More grandfather jokes.
I've seen a few people posting their grandfather's jokes here recently. Mine is in the hospital right now recovering from heart surgery, so I figured I'd share a few he told me.
There was a Mexican man who was a huge baseball fan. It was his dream in life just to be in the stands at a World Series game. So, he saves up for years, travels to the US, but when he gets there he finds that the game is sold out. He tells his story to a ticket agent, who is sympathetic.
"Here's what I can do for you. I can sneak you in, but the only place you'll be able to sit is on top of the flag pole. I have to warn you, though, the view is awful." The Mexican man agrees, excited at the opportunity to even see the game.
After it ends, the Mexican man goes and finds the ticket agent, and thanks him profusely.
"This has been the best day of my life! Everyone in the stadium was so friendly! Right before the game started, everyone turned to me and asked, Jose, can you see?"
Did you know Adele is a huge fan of Bono?
She wishes nothing but the best for UUUUUUUU2!
I couldn't sleep because my fan was making loud noises.
Yeah,it's a huge metal fan !
A man died and went to heaven...
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on earth has a lie clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Donald Trump's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus' office, he's using it as a ceiling fan."
Apple had a big hit with the fans yesterday
It was a huge success!
What famous person is a huge fan of trees?
"Tim ber"ton
I'm not a huge fan of Carrot Top..
..but I give him props!
Two scientists are trying to find the best source of energy.
They realise that no one has tried asking the energy sources what *they* think.
So they go to a coal-fired power station, and they ask the coal, "What do you think of coal power?"
The coal says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists write this down.
Then they go to an oil-fired power station. They ask the oil, "What do you think of oil power?"
The oil says, "Well, I don't really like it, because they set me on fire, and it hurts." The scientists nod and write it down.
Then they go to a wind farm. They ask a wind turbine, "What do you think of wind power?"
The wind turbine just stands there and says, "I'm a huge fan."
Some day I hope to meet God
Morgan Freeman, I'm a huge fan
For all you boxing fans out there
Eighty year old woman, huge boxing fan, decides to get a couple of tattoos of her favourite pugilists done.
One of Mohamed Ali on the inside of her upper right thigh, one of Mike Tyson on the inside of her upper left thigh.
Pleased as punch, she goes home to her husband, lifts up her dress, spreads her legs and says, ' Well, what do you think of these?'
Husband replies 'The one on the right could be Mohamed Ali, the one on the left might be Mike Tyson, but the one in the middle is definitely Don King.
I'm a huge fan of Keemstar
I'm a huge fan of Keemstar
I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes.
Listen to this absolute classic: Abraham Lincoln was never president !
Bill Clinton died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Bill, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary's clock?" Bill asked.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Everyone has a Lie-Clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked: 'What are those clocks?'
St. Peter answered: 'Those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'
'Oh,' said the man, 'Whose clock is this?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man.
'that's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?'
'her Clock in in Jesus office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'
My transgender uncle is a huge Marvel fan...
...and her favorite comic character is Ant-Man.
I used to be a huge fan of tractors.
When I was younger I loved them in all shapes and sizes. This was until I went to the county fare when I was 10, and the farmer refused to let me sit in his tractor. I ran home and cried my eyes out, tore all the tractor posters off my wall and that was that.
11 years later standing in the doorway of a night club, surrounded by smokers my friend leans across to me and says:
This smoke is really unpleasant
I open my lungs, s**... up all the smoke and exhale it far in the other direction.
He says: Wow, how did you do that?
To which I reply: I'm an ex-tractor fan
Back in high school..
...I was a huge metal fan. In math class, I had an 8/10 girl next to me, she turns me on so much. I always try really hard to impress her, she's so hot. The teacher starts passing back last weeks test, and 8/10 looks at me, smiles, and starts playing with her hair. I can't handle it, I start spinning. The cute girl is completely staring now. I completely break down and stop spinning. She frowns, and I'm trying so hard to keep cool, but I had absolutely no power whatsoever. The teacher turns and plugs me back in, and I start spinning again. I was a metal fan in high school.
Back when I was in school...
I was a huge metal fan. One day this really pretty girl came over and sat down next to me in the lunch room. I tried so hard to be cool, I'd never tried to be cool so hard in my life!
Then the worst possible thing happened. The teacher started walking over towards me, and when she got there... she unplugged me.
Why does a jet engine turbine never sound like waltz?
Just because it is a huge metal fan.
I'm a huge fan of the outdoors...
Just today I spent all day on my farm in minecraft!
Did you know that the security officers on the united video are huge metal fans?
You can even see them headbanging.
The Wall of Lie-Clocks
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indication that she never told a lie."
"Incredible" said the man.
"And that's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe told two lies his entire life."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"His clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
A windmill was spotted at The Dark Tower premier this weekend.
People said it was a huge Stephen King fan.
Something nice happened to me today.
I'm a huge metal fan in high school. During math class, a beautiful girl sat next to me. She turned me on so much but she didn't notice me though. I tried really hard to impress her and she is hot.
Now the teacher is passing back the last week's test. She looks at me and she starts smiling and playing with her hair. I'm spinning and I can't handle it.
The teacher then trips over me. I broke down and stopped spinning. The beautiful girl then frowns. I looked back at the front of the room while trying hard to keep cool. I have no power.
The teacher plugs me in. I start spinning. I'm a huge metal fan.
I met Mia Khalifa out in the street, so I told her that I'm not a huge fan,
just a medium-sized one.
Smart first grader
A first-grade teacher can't believe her student isn't hepped-up about the Super Bowl. It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?
Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too, says the student.
Well, that's a lousy reason, says the teacher. What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?
Then I'd be a football fan.
Louis c**... must be great at fishing......
After all, he seems to be a huge fan of master baiting.
I must admit I am a huge fan of Insta-gram
Putting my Grandmother on speed dial boom insta-gram!
Everybody does it
A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. "Why all the clocks?" St. Peter answered "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh" said the man, "Whose clock is that?"........ "That was Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved. She had never told a lie." "Where's President Trump's clock?" asked the man. "Oh." said Peter. "It's in Jesus' office"......."He's using it as a ceiling fan."
As a huge Beatles fan
I always wanted to look like one of the band.
So for my birthday my grandma gave me a haircut.
Now I look like Lenin.
Two windmills were standing beside each other
One of the windmills asked the other,
"What kind of music do you like?" The other windmill replied,
"I don't know, am a huge metal fan"
I'm a huge fan of ALL of Bruce Willis's work. I've seen every movie he's in.
I guess you can say.. I'm a Die Hard fan.
What did the windmill say when he met The Rolling Stones?
I'm a huge fan!
You could call me a windmill
Because I'm a huge fan of renewable energy
This used to be a Pepsi fan, but then there was the huge Gatorade scandal
I still can't believe they use crocodiles instead of real gators!
I am a huge fan of R.E.M did you see the photo I got with them backstage after their concert,
that's me in the corner...
My cat isn't a huge Boston Legal fan.
She doesn't like that James Spader.
Conversation with a wind turbine.
Wind turbine: *exists*
Man : "I'll hold up a big kite and you blow air at me until I lift off."
Wind Turbine: " ... "
Man : "What do you think of that idea?"
Wind turbine : "I'm not a huge fan"
My wife and I have been fighting for 5 years
We are both huge Star Wars fans, but Star Wars alone cannot save a marriage.
I finally got the courage to tell her I didn't think we were right for each other.
Wife - "OK"
Me - "OK? OK???!!! After five years that's all you have to say???"
Wife - "May diforce be with you."
My buddy Frank is a HUGE fan of diarrhea. I was thinking of writing a book about him, but it looks like the title is already taken.
"The Diary of Anne Frank"
Two wind turbines are on a roof. One asks the other, what kind of music do you like? The other one replies...
I'm a huge metal fan.
What did the wind turbine say to the deep hole which held water?
"Well, I just want to say I'm a huge fan."
One wind turbine asks another, "What type of music do you like?"
The second turbine replies "I'm a huge metal fan!"
A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks, Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie"
"Incredible," said the man.
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where is Trump's clock?"
"His Clock is in Jesus office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
A solar panel, a wind turbine and a hydro dam are all getting to know each other.
'What kind of music are you into?' asks the dam.
'I'm into trance', replies the solar panel.
'Ooh, too intense for me', dam says, 'I much prefer classical melodies, maybe a little 60s soul at the weekends.'
'What about you Mr Turbine? What are you into?'
'Me?' He replies, 'I'm a huge metal fan.'
A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. Dad, what music did you like growing up?
I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin, the father replies.
Who? the son asks.
Yeah, the dad responds, I liked them too.
What did the wind turbine say when asked what they thought about sustainable energy?
I'M A HUGE FAN!
A boy is listening to the car radio with his father
"Dad," he began, "what music did you like when you were growing up?"
"Well, I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin," the father replies.
"Who?"
"Yeah, I liked them too."
Two wind turbines are talking about their taste in music.
- So what kind of music do you like?
- Oh. I'm a huge Metal fan!