Huddled Jokes
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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
"Some, I assume, are good people"
A woman and her 10 year old son are driving in a taxi at night in Detroit…
It's raining hard and and all the prostitutes are huddled under an awning. The young boy asks his mom, what are those ladies doing? The mom responds, they're all waiting for their husbands to get off work.
The taxi driver is annoyed and responds, Lady, just tell your son the truth! They are prostitutes and they have s**... with random men for money! The boy asks, mom, is this true? She responds, yes son, it's true.
The boy then asks, what happens to their babies? Mom responds, they grow up to be taxi drivers!
Bees like to stay huddled up together in their hives during the winter
Swarm
I used to feed ducks everyday.
A big group of them, but there was always one that really stood out to me - he always had very rough feathers, always shaking with wide eyes and a chipped beak. Then one day I saw him huddled in a group with a couple other ducks that looked exactly the same, and they all had little packets of white powder in their beaks. Then it clicked:
They were quackheads.
I know you're wondering… why do bees live huddled together in hives?
'Swarm
An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and German
all head down the street when they notice a crowd huddled around a street preformer. His juggling routine is the best the town has ever seen.
Before he begins his grand finale, he notices the stragglers in the back and asks "does everybody have a good view?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Sí"
"Ja"
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